Create a post in the posting style of another member & see if we can guess who it is

**chitown** · 03-12-2009, 02:18 PM

Many posters have a distinct style that is easily recognizable even if you do not look and see who the poster is.

Let's create some posted with another posters modus operandi and then see if it can guess as to who it is.

I will start -

I got my knob caught between my toilet seat and the toilet bowl and now it is bent at a bloody horrible angle - What should I do?

Anyone know who that might be?

**slackula** · 03-12-2009, 02:25 PM

^ Scamp.

Here's mine:
filthy cocksucking muthafukker

**Norton** · 03-12-2009, 02:26 PM

^^Scampy. Too late.

**Fondles** · 03-12-2009, 02:31 PM

All thais are shit.
All the products they make are shit.
All the services they provide are shit.

EDIT: whoops, looks like a jumped a round

**chitown** · 03-12-2009, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by slackula

^ Scamp.

Here's mine:
filthy cocksucking muthafukker

Black gang

**chitown** · 03-12-2009, 02:39 PM

Wanklettes - every last one of you!!

**filch** · 03-12-2009, 02:40 PM

Who's this:

I find it hard to fathom why so many of you love Thailand and it's disgusting filthy soi's and prostitutes.

I much prefer England with the foxes and dear outside my mansion window in the morning. Calling out to Jeeves to warm up the beemer in preparation for the ride to my fantastic job at the local comprehensive.

**raycarey** · 03-12-2009, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by slackula

filthy cocksucking muthafukker

wheezy....AKA blackgang

Originally Posted by Fondles

All thais are shit. All the products they make are shit. All the services they provide are shit.

could be a whole host of posters, but i'd guess it's smeg.

ok, my turn...

even after being here for years, i'm still unable to understand even the most basic aspects of the visa process.

thais are lazy and stupid.

i'm retired.

i want to open a business.

i am completely satisfied with my life and my apartment.

i'm going to move into my friends house in another city.

let's eat!

**chitown** · 03-12-2009, 02:48 PM

Fox news is not legitimate, but I like to think I am.

I like to swing on Obama's junk.

I can only contribute to the issues forum because hey, I have plenty of issues myself.

Everyone knows I sniff Chitown's ass like a soi dog because I can't get enough of him. I am in love!!!

I am a commie pinko draft dodger I am.

**AntRobertson** · 03-12-2009, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by raycarey

Originally Posted by Fondles

All thais are shit. All the products they make are shit. All the services they provide are shit.

could be a whole host of posters, but i'd guess it's smeg.

I suspect hemeant blackgang but you're right, could just as easily be an amalgam of plenty of others... Throw a blanket over Smeg, EmperorTurd, blackgang, etc

**nidhogg** · 03-12-2009, 02:55 PM

..monoethic cultural imperialism.

**Thetyim** · 03-12-2009, 02:59 PM

That picture isn't me and I will sue anyone who says that I look like me.

If anyone suggests that I made this post then I will sue for defamation

DaffyDuck · 03-12-2009, 03:03 PM

You're all tards for coming up and contributing to such a thread -- those of you who are enjoying this are gay, and if you're gay then you must be mactards.

I came home and wanted to post how much this thread sucks, but my Mac mini was broken and wouldn't turn on. That's because everything from Apple is junk, and breaks easily, especially if you're gay.

If you're going to ask me how I'm posting this if my Mac mini is broken, that's because the problem was that the power cord was not plugged in, and I couldn't figure that out. A stupid lazy Thai who I paid to fix my Mac mini pointed this out to me, and it was a rip off despite not wanting any money for this repair.

You're all laughing about me, so now I'll go away, claiming to do important work, talking bad about everything I can think of.

'tards!

**the dogcatcher** · 03-12-2009, 03:05 PM

I love all Muslims. I would let 20 of them move into my house and live there rent free forever. I would feed them, pay all their medical bills, taxes and educational cost. This includes all of their subsiquent offspring, and I would contnue to do so until Islam is the only religion in the world or until I was destitute. Then I would mortgage my house so I could carry on.
I myself are being reborn back into Islam soon and I am hoping that I can find some nice Muslims for my children to marry.
All praise to Allah!

**nidhogg** · 03-12-2009, 03:09 PM

More funny Obama jokes I found:

Obama has stinky finger.

Obama wets the bed.

Obama goes kaka.

Obama eats watermelon.

**English Noodles** · 03-12-2009, 03:12 PM

People in Burma are having a hard time.

**PlanK** · 03-12-2009, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by nidhogg

..monoethic cultural imperialism.

Rural Surin.

**PlanK** · 03-12-2009, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

That picture isn't me and I will sue anyone who says that I look like me.

If anyone suggests that I made this post then I will sue for defamation

The Beach Road Rapist.

**the dogcatcher** · 03-12-2009, 03:15 PM

I'm gonna go round there and beat the fck out of that fat, lazy, American cnut.

**chitown** · 03-12-2009, 03:19 PM

Thai extension cords - why are they such a trip hazard?

**Loy Toy** · 03-12-2009, 03:29 PM

Thats because your a ###^^^^ snivelling syphilis riddled dried up old hag with a crusted over ##^^ that smells like fermenting anchovy puss buckets?

Have a nice fooking day!

**blackgang** · 03-12-2009, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by chitown

filthy cocksucking muthafukker

nope, not me, has to asshat or DrAndrea, I know how to spell

**Norton** · 03-12-2009, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by nidhogg

More funny Obama jokes I found:

Boonme

Originally Posted by English Noodles

People in Burma are having a hard time.

Mid

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

I'm gonna go round there and beat the fck out of that fat, lazy, American cnut.

DD

**the dogcatcher** · 03-12-2009, 03:44 PM

Shut up Mooncake!

**the dogcatcher** · 03-12-2009, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Thats because your a ###^^^^ snivelling syphilis riddled dried up old hag with a crusted over ##^^ that smells like fermenting anchovy puss buckets?

Have a nice fooking day!

I have no idea who might say that, could be anyone of you if you were talking to Lily.

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