Yes, I agree wholeheartedly. However our Les is not like that. He would rather be sinking a few delicious at the local, or introducing some sheila to Mr Whobbly than punching the shit out of some pissed idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Panda
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Yes, I agree wholeheartedly. However our Les is not like that. He would rather be sinking a few delicious at the local, or introducing some sheila to Mr Whobbly than punching the shit out of some pissed idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Panda
Find feking dickheads in any nationality Lars, just the way of the world. Next time he comes over for a chat, let him know a few of your Aussie mates will be dropping round. When we get there we are going to drill a hole in his feking head and let a sensible black dog shit in it. Then we may have to make a few adjustments to his forehead using his favourite 7 iron. Fekin yobbo wanka. Visual image in my mind = blue 'Bonds' singlet straining to conceal a mammoth beer gut.
Lars deleted the silly cvnts sign off name and the one he used on the e-mail plus he even has a sticker of his nic-name across the windscreen on his car.Quote:
Originally Posted by isdatu
He has the mentality of a 10 year old child and has displayed his true demeanour not only on this occassion but also many other times in public.
One of these Pattaya farang scum that needs to get the boot out of here for giving the rest of us a bad name mate.
What would you have done in his case, LT?
i would steal his sandbags every other night
Probably exactly what Larvidhr done, alerted the communal juristic person, tried to reason with the prick, secured a fair gentleman's agreement with him and when he broke that agreement questioned him why.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
If he come down onto my property and started verbally abusing and threatening me I would probably pop him but cannot guarantee the same final result as what Larvidhr achieved.
I'm a lover not a fighter! :)
so you could have done other things to him then when he was laying on his stomach with bum in air....
Problem is nawty he could have had me on the ground on my stomach and with my bum in the air! :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Nawty
I'm not an eager ninja with WWC wrestling skills like Larvidhr! Well I am with woman but not big drunken blokes mate. :)
can we go steal some sandbags?
I'll even help you lift them in your pick up :)Quote:
Originally Posted by nedwalk
Thanks all for your comments, I havent had much time for TD the last few days but all is quiet on the "south east asian front" lets hope it stays that way.
:)
liar, I bet your dick is only 6 inches. at best.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nawty
Where is the Moo Ban? In the Pattaya area?
^ Where else would you expect it to be . . .
Thankyou for this thread, I have been reading and watching all about the Dambusters on YouTube and Wiki.
As for the problem with your silly neighbor, is he really likely to bother you again now he knows what happens?
No I don't think so Scamp, I hope this is the end of it :)
I really feel sorry for you, there is NOTHING worse than living next to shit people, I have a bit of experience with scum, and frankly, there is not an easy answer, the fact you whaked the bastard may work, I hope so!Quote:
Originally Posted by larvidchrNo I am so shit sorry, but really do not know what I could have done to avoid this, if you cant be left alone in your home what do you do then?Quote:
Originally Posted by watterinja
It is really sad and embarrassing, old gits fighting but the man just don't want to leave me alone:(
Bu if he is a complete retard, then nothing short of killing him or moving will solve your problem.
It really is sad when decent people cannot enjoy the privacy of their own home!
You cannot reason with shite...you have to try and win, I lost one battle back in the Uk, drew on another, but either way it is not a pleasant experience!
I wish you all the best and hope you get shot of the shite....it's even terrible having to see them in the street.
I had a family of CUNTS live downstairs from me when I lived in the west End of the City (UK) they had this wonderful habit of bouncing a tennis ball off their ceiling (my floor) and then, they would dump all of their trash outside my back door, so when you opened the door, all this rotten shit fell into your yard!
Anyway, one night the shit hit the fan and I exploded, I threw all his bags of shit, and anyone elses back into his yard, tried to attack him with a chair leg....apart from scaring the shit out of him, it did no good, he was a complete retard!
In the end I moved - basically gave up, there is no way you can win some battles, it will only end up in you killing him or him killing you! Shit situation!
Everytime it starts raining now I start doing my stretching exercises and limbering up just in case I've got Larvidchr on the "Bat Phone" and in the need of support.
In fact it was my daughter's birthday tonight and it started raining and I had to inform our guests that at any minute I might have to disappear and for a life or death situation.
That's what mates are for! "Dambusters Inc". :)
That's just newcastle for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Missismiggins
They've bagged four more gook grow houses this week in Fenham and Scotswood.
Is this for basketball players or what?Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
More like Dad's Army..Quote:
Originally Posted by Loy Toy
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Drama Queen! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Loy Toy
https://teakdoor.com/members/kingwilly.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by kingwillyliar, I bet your dick is only 6 inches. at best.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nawty
I like that new avatar KW, really great :):) and how long is monkey dick's ?
You certainly seem to have problems regarding " other tribe " hostilities.Quote:
Originally Posted by larvidchr
French, Australian blood.." ?
Maybe you're actually instigating this problem so you have something to fight about.
Tired of abusing the wife perhaps as her 50 kg no longer feeds your need to reinforce the ego?
Perhaps some estrogen will help with your testo moronic impulses.
I doubt her 50kg measures up to his 200kg . . . a mere sprite of a womanQuote:
Originally Posted by MustavaMond
The blood thing was a joke Mustava, probably a bad joke at that, but hey I'm no stand up comedian so it is what it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by MustavaMondYou certainly seem to have problems regarding " other tribe " hostilities.Quote:
Originally Posted by larvidchr
French, Australian blood.." ?
Maybe you're actually instigating this problem so you have something to fight about.
Tired of abusing the wife perhaps as her 50 kg no longer feeds your need to reinforce the ego?
Perhaps some estrogen will help with your testo moronic impulses.
Have you actually read the whole thread and have you seen the photos, if you are a blind poster using a braille keyboard I apologise, how could I possibly instigate my neighbour putting sandbags on the road, or his very bad language every time he has had two beers, his money problems due to the economic downturn that has severely aggrevated his bad temper, and last but not least he was not invited, as a matter of fact he was asked to stay away. you are welcome to come and interview all the other people here that have stopped associating with him for the same reasons.
A few days ago we had a street party on the estate 40 people, he was the only farang not invited, he walked by the tent and was ignored by everybody there.
I am not the slightest bit aggressive normally, nor am I an adrenalin or hormone junkie, after working 30 years altogether on some of the most dangerous jobs that exists in my country with multiple injuries as reward, I cant get peace and quiet enough, I do not need to prove myself to anybody, I am a grown up adult.
But I do refuse to be bullied in the sanctuary of my own home.
Your suggestions about my relationship with my GF is I think reflecting more on your persona than mine, it is nasty and uncalled for, and I have this message to you :kma:. I normally do not give reds but in this case I'll make a fairly unique exception.
When it comes to relationships you very well know that Thai girls are pound for pound some of the best fighters in the world in their own quiet ways, we do not stand a chance, advanced diplomacy is the only viable course of action.Quote:
Originally Posted by panama hat
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never a truer word was spoken.Quote:
Originally Posted by larvidchr
green owed.
^is ok mate, i got him for ya. hope your feeling better :)
when do we get to go steal some sandbags, and go and put them in someone elses door ?
My missus fronted up to some older Thai woman at work on Friday. Old woman was trying to boss her about and some new girl. She told her to go away and stop trying to show off as if she was the boss. Old woman fronted up to her. Missus went straight back, telling her if she didn't leave she would leave hurt. Older Thai lady scurried off.Quote:
Originally Posted by larvidchr
Very bemused western girl looked on.
An investment in a good quality bullet proof vest could well be advised.Quote:
Originally Posted by larvidchr
Bitter, angry, alienated nutters have a tendency to go out in a blaze of glory sometimes.
There it is Lars, the Expert of all has spoken..:(
That's the extent to your contribution? Can't leave it out, can you goat-pleasurer. Panda makes a very valid point.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackgang
If this neighbour is all angry and frustrated that he can't wallop larvidchr then he may resort to some other means . . . but then I guess you didn't think of that in your drug-induced haze.Quote:
Originally Posted by Panda
Why not take your personal vendettas elsewhere
I got to tell you Blackgang that you are turning into a rather foolish looking stalker following me about in various threads with your "expert" comments.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackgang
But if you really feel compelled to continue, please do so as I enjoy seeing you make a fool of yourself.
1) Get a two horsepower water pump, connect it to his electricity line, and just pump the water over the sandbags to his side, somebody suggested that already, best option.
2) Crazy glue all the locks of his house while he's out... this should add extra fun, specially in the rainy season.
3) please film the next aikido showdown and post on this forum for extra humilliation.
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what a prick...
In Geordie land?Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
Q me you and Miggins speak the same lingo.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
Cannabis factories?
Mai kow Jai.
Yup.Quote:
Originally Posted by hooter
Vietnamese cannabis factories.