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Originally Posted by Panda
Bung a lead from your house with bare end in the water.
Next time he comes around flick the switch !
Well it was the flood he caused that caused the short circuit :)
Actually it might do him good, didn't they use to give loonies electro chock (actually I don't know if it ever helped any, but it sure don't sound nice) in his special case though maybe :nerner:Quote:
Originally Posted by Happyman
Lars Stjerneby-Seagalsson . . . the well-known Danish action star. . . (porn star, but still a star)Quote:
Originally Posted by good2bhappy
Please encourage your neighbour to join us here at TD so we can offer the twat some support.
You get some weird Farang types over here, I hope you and your estate can find a way to get shot of him. Nightmare.
Go out at night time with a stanley blade and slash open the sandbags.
Sorry to hear of your neighbour. Lavid. You did well to smack him. Just keep doing it. You could turn it into a daily routine.
Get up, read the paper, knock out the aussie, walk the dog, take the kids to school.....:)
Pity about the damage he's done to your car tho'. Should fit roo bars.
Slip a few baht to a friendly BiB to 'take care' of your Aussie neighbor... Maybe they can find a stolen bar mat in his trousers and prosecute accordingly...
In the mean time, if he assaults you either verbally or physically again, continue the beatings until he gets the message... That's the only way some folks catch on...
:) True, the insurance guy said since I was the one throwing him in the car they would not cover, but if I waited a few days and took it to a workshop and made a new claim he would not remember his visit to our house, the bumper plastic itself was cracked + the bar holding the bumper to the chassis was broken off in a few places.Quote:
Originally Posted by Begbie
But this being Thailand with repairing the cracked bumper repainting the whole thing and the new bracket it all came to only about 2500 baht much more easy to pay yourself than going through all the paperwork.
Just for principle I went and dumped the bin in his postbox that made his Wife make a furious phone call to my GF demanding I first pay his 4000 baht hospital bill, but that is not going to happen.
buy some sandbags :D
now if you stack up sandbags so the flooding builds up and he has to add more bags , there will come a point where his engineering skill does not match the weight of the water and it will break and hopefully the deluge will wash away his house - thus solving the drainage and the deranged problem at the same time
As far as I know the idiot's wife tried to stop him coming down to confront you in the first place and then when he returned home all broken and beaten she come down and apologized and offered to pay the car damage bills.Quote:
Originally Posted by larvidchr
Sounds like a house full of nutters mate!
as long as he is on your property I don't think you would have to pay
What of this fella anyway? Does he like a drink? As in, is it drink fuelled aggression, or is he just an utter twat?
Few digs to the kidneys next time, Lavid.
The saga continues, after he had been recovering a couple of weeks he went away for a couple of days but his parting present was an e-mail sent to the property manager and one of my neighbours, so to the non believers here it is from his own mouth-
From: XXXXXXXX[at]hotmail.com
To: XXXXXchong[at]XXXXXXXX.net; XXXXXXXXXX[at]hotmail.com
Subject: Flooding at XXXXX Place.
Date: Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:17:11 +1000
.ExternalClass .EC_hmmessage P {padding:0px;} .ExternalClass body.EC_hmmessage {font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;} Hi XXXXX, that is..........." Good News". That you are putting in a 2nd Drain, at The Entrance. But, i can't stress to you enough, that We will, still need.................."Speed Bump", to entrance, to our Street. Because of the water (Run Off) from The Complex. Comes down the hill.........Than turns, into, our street, as well, as going ahead, to the Entrance.
Now (XXXXXXXXXX) have put in, A Ramp, at their Entrance. In the past only, (One House was, affected) But now, there are, 3 Houses affected.
Mate, if You make>>>>>> (Bigger Drain) at the Entrance. And put (The Speed Bump, in) I think our problems, will be solved.
If this happens, i can, get rid, of the Sand Bags, and get my Cars, back under cover, and off the street.
Thanks for your help, "The Other Day" I didn't want to get in a fight, with Larse. XXXXX asked me to try, talking to him, but it is a waste of time................He is a very hostile person, we got into argument..........And to my surprise, he punched me in the face. I didn't even see it coming. I than made a mistake, of trying to get square, with him. That day i had, to many drinks, at Golf..............Was not in a fit state, to be fighting.
I don't want to have "Sand Bags".......................But I have "TO PROTECT", my property. I have no choice.
Cheers: "XXXXXXXXXXX".
PS. Larse Now has taken it........ apon himself, to pulling, the Sand Bags, out. He is to stupid, to realize, that there is a drain were the water goes out, anyhow. (His side, of the Bags) If this sort of behaviour continues, somebody could get killed. ("this part highlighted by me")
The behaviour he mentions is me going out every time it rains and removing a few sandbags enough to make a 30 centimetre opening, I have been doing this since the fight because now he has finally managed to piss me off.
The guy he thanks for the help is the property manager who helped the guards lift him of my property after the fight, unknown to the Aussie the manager later came to my house and told me I should not worry since all had happened on my property and that he thought the Aussie was nuts.
I got pretty mad seeing a man threatening to kill somebody over a sandbag, I don't take to kindly to threats like that.:( it is getting way out of hand with this guy
So when he came back and I saw him pass my house I went outside took of my watch and glasses and called him out for round two, I asked if he was sober now and ready, and he bloody well knew where to find me drunk or sober up to him, but to my great surprise he suddenly have developed manners and just said "Excuse me" and scuttled off.
This is the end of it so far, I do not intend to stop removing the bags because of his mail, if he comes out he comes out and I will play it from there, but I refuse to be intimidated by e-mail threats.
Thanks all for your patience, long storie :)
Just cut the bloody bags open
What a classic. That Aussies's English is retarded child like. I have been watching a lot of Fox News lately and can tell you that according to the Castle Doctorine if that shitbag steps onto your property (uninvited) you are well within your rights and the law to blast him with your 12" gauage... you could even call it your patriotic duty shoot him...( Hmmm perhaps too much Fox has been watched.... ....)
N.B
US law is not yet universal.
Sounds like this guys is a real dickhead! if he can put the bags up, why can you not just go and tear them down!
Actually they break when I move them, so every time it rains and I have to move bags there will be some broken with the sand running out, but I feel taking a knife down there would be an exaggerated escalation on my part and I would loose the support I enjoy now from the rest here in the estate.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
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Precisely, he has taken it upon himself to put them there, so I can take it upon myself and remove them from the public road.Quote:
Originally Posted by bandito
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I was quite astonished to see how bad the guy write his own language, but it fits with his persona quite well.Quote:
Originally Posted by mad_dog
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I don't know how you put up with the abuse for so long mate, i think i'd have snapped a lot sooner than you!
Good luck and keep us posted:)
Me too Jizzy, I aint a hot head but fuck all this!
I was thinking the same as Q and cut the bags with a Stanley knife, but it may make the situation worse and clogg the drains with sand and hessian sacks.
Larv, your call and you seem to be doing fine so far, best wishes.
Have you got any Ozzie mates who could have a 'word' with him - seems like a bad case of zenaphobia cos you are not an Ozzie or non- native English speaker .
Failing that just deck the bastard - you have my sympathy - if it helps ! :)
Let me know the time and place.Quote:
Originally Posted by larvidchr
Public road? Are there no other residents upset about this flooding? Now that the owners are involved, they must take responsibility. It is a pity that it has escalated into physical retribution. That always inflames emotions. You take good care of yourself and your fam, Larv.Quote:
Originally Posted by larvidchr
I have a mate, Les Norton who works as a doorman at the Kelly Club in Kings Cross. He is a big red headed Queenslander and he would deal with your mate in double quick time. If you need a more permanent solution we could call in Eddie Salita.
Here is a recent account of Les's handywork.
'Hey. Fuckin you,' one of the figures called out in a voice filled with drunken belligerence.
Les turned around to find the bloke with the mullet who had got thrown out of the club coming towards him with three of his mates. They were all dressed much the same in black T-shirts and jeans and looked much the same, except for one who had a ginger buzz cut.
'Oh shit,' said Les. 'What do you want?'
'You got us thrown out of the bar tonight, you [at][at][at][at],' said the bloke with the mullet.
'Mate,' said Les. 'I didn't get you thrown out. You got yourselves thrown out. To be honest, I reckon the No Dancing rattle is a pretty stupid idea. But I got to do what the boss tells me.'
'Ohh, bullshit.' said one of mullet's mates, wearing a Gun's and Roses T-shirt. 'You're just a fuckin nark.'
'Yeah, whatever,' replied Les.
'You fucked up our night,' said mullet. 'We were getting onto some chicks in there, till you put your fuckin head in.'
'Well come back tomorrow night,' said Les. 'I'm sure there'll be plenty more girls there absolutely fanging to meet four studs like you.'
'You're a fuckin smartarse, mate,' said one of Mullet's pals.
'Whatever you say,' replied Les. 'Now if you'll excuse me, gents, I'm going to bed. Goodnight.'
Les started climbing the stairs when one of the group yelled out, 'Go on. Get the [at][at][at][at], Raggsie.'
Les turned around to find the bloke with the mullet clambering up the stairs behind him while the others waited at the bottom.
Norton waited till the bloke was two steps below him, then brought his right leg back and punt-kicked him under the chin.
Raggsie let out a howl of pain and tumbled back down the stairs into his mates. He was lying on his back when Les came flying off the stairs and landed heels first into the blokes's stomach, rupturing his sternum. Raggsie's mouth opened, there was a brief gagging sound, then his eyes rolled back and he lay there motionless.
Les jumped off him and planted two heft hooks into the closest face he could find, splitting whoever it belonged to's mouth open and sitting him on his backside. The bloke had barely fallen, when Les drew his right foot back and snap-kicked the next bloke in the groin, doubling him over with a lightning fast crescent-kick to the jaw. This left Buzz Cut standing on his own and not the slightest bit interested in mixing it........
Run an electrical cable from your house's electrical supply and dump the open end in the water near his house. Wait. When he comes out, turn on the current. wait until his body stops making those silly jerking moves. Pull the cable back in to your house slowly and discretely. Make yourself a cup of tea.
^^ Gee, Johnny, you sure that wasn't in America?:)
It's such a relaxing life to live as the only one farang in the moobaan, I enjoy it. Who said thais are morons ?
Never had any problem with my thai neighbours, nice helpfull people, clean and not noisy. I'll keep my adress secret. :)
^ Bet the Thai neighbours moved miles away after you turned up.
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Les came flying off the stairs and landed heels first into the blokes's stomach, rupturing his sternum. Raggsie's mouth opened, there was a brief gagging sound, then his eyes rolled back and he lay there motionless.
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Would sound lovely in a courtroom. Which is exactly where big dumb Les is bound to end up one day on a murder charge.
What for? You've never been to Thailand, let alone out of North America . . . but you make the journey to see two guys fight?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jet GorgonLet me know the time and place.Quote:
Originally Posted by larvidchr
Bloody hell you are a born loser.
Well, larvidchr, now that the goon has found some manners maybe you can talk to him rationally.
(Where does all the water come from, has it rained so much recently?
No problems there mate, in fact I might be the better English speaker, we have many nationalities here but this guy have isolated himself and lost all the friends he once had.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happyman
And I like to take care of my own problems, I have very kindly been offered help from a countryman of his but have declined.
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Just call him a 'yobbo sheila' next time and he will run off.
I prefer to use the 'avagoyamug' method myself on opponents. Like i did with 3 ladyboys some time ago at 3am on Sukhumvit with an 8 inch weapon.
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Originally Posted by jizzybloke
Thanks Jizzy and hooter, I am a happy sort of fellow and just want to have a good time with nice people, I believed I had retired from this sort of crap but apparently sometimes it just wont leave you alone no matter what you do.:( But I'll sort this guy out if he persists, lets hope his got the message by now, so I can get on with enjoying my life here.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by hooter
Tsk tsk Jet altering my sentence shame on you:), even reacharound cant upset me on an internet board.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jet GorgonLet me know the time and place.Quote:
Originally Posted by larvidchr
Public road? Are there no other residents upset about this flooding? Now that the owners are involved, they must take responsibility. It is a pity that it has escalated into physical retribution. That always inflames emotions. You take good care of yourself and your fam, Larv.Quote:
Originally Posted by larvidchr
Because of the elevation it is only the office and my house that gets flooded now, and I like all others here are quite surprised by this guys ego trip, I could get more support from neighbours but I would not want to involve others any more in this, they are nice peaceful people, they have all stopped talking to the man and that is to me a fine show of support, the rest I want to take care of myself.
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No JG. Inn fact it was at Nimbin NSW the hippie capital of Australia. Les had been asked to do a DJ gig at the opening of a new club there. They didn't have a dance licence, so there was a strictly enforced No Dancing rule. Les had to call the doormen to eject those blokes and they were rightly very pissed off particularly with this stuff on the playlist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
YouTube - Shooter Jennings - Walk Of Life
YouTube - Jools Holland - Tuxedo Junction Glastonbury 2002
YouTube - Kid Ramos & Little Andrew - Greasy Kid Stuff
[quote="Panda"]No worries. Water off a duck's back for our Les.Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Longprong
Seriously though Lars, be very careful with this bloke. Take any threat against your person as serious indeed. He is obviously not the full quid, a sandwich short of a picnic I would say and probably totally unpredictable.
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I'm sure it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by PandaNo worries. Water off a duck's back for our Les.Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Longprong
We read about those types in the paper occasionally when they face court.
Big tough guys that get their kicks beating up drunks. Sometimes it all goes wrong and the drunk punk dies though. Not so funny then.
Many years ago I was into martial arts fairly heavily. Some of the guys used to work doors at clubs to earn extra cash and practice their skills. Some of the stories they told about the beatings they gave (not so unlike the one you narrated about your Les) were downright scary.
As the death toll rose and more bouncers came before the courts on charges of murder and manslaughter the government started to regulate the security industry more heavily with better education, and licencing of security. Though we still get the occasional goon who steps outside the boundaries of what is acceptable and ends up in court after beating some drunk to death. Hardly the type of person anyone should look up to.
Ha ha ha!! Touche'....:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wallalai