Fuckwits!

[Missismiggins]

I appear to have offended some local youthful fuckwits tonight/late afternoon, these two pubescent pricks on their 120cc motorbike decided to stop opposite my place and start "blasting" these tiny birds (half the size of a sparrow) (anyone from from the UK? even smaller than a wren!) They appeared to think it was hilarious, what were they going to do with them...EAT THEM? the birds are about the size of your thumb, they were just shooting them for the pleasure of killing them. Fucking idiots!

Anyway, the dogs, on hearing gunshots, fucked off as usual,(as much use as a chocolate teapot) I went up to where they were and politely told them to FUCK OFF, and not to shoot anything here, at least not on where we live (previously we never had birds here as the locals killed or trapped every one they could find) Now, the place is crawling with birds, we have loads, they nest here, feed here etc.

Anyway, the two shits give me a mouthful of shite, the usual "farang this farang that," and it looks like an argument is going to get under way, when one of the yellow song taws pulls up, and lo and behold, he gives them a right bollocking, and the two sheep, heads between their legs, disappear on their moped.

About 2 hours later, they are back, not shooting birds, but slowly cruising up and down giving me the EYE, they still have their gun, but just slowly riding up and down watching me cut the grass, what is wrong with these fuckers? Do they have an inferiority complex about Kreng Jai/ Lack of face? They will lose more than face if they decide to do something other than ride by!

I am presently ignoring them, (with their Farang comments) but it is getting dark, and I would hate for them to make the mistake of coming inside here..

Do you get this shit where you are?

If you do, what do you do? Kill them?

[dantilley]

Well they're carrying a gun which would suggest some caution would perhaps be wise.

[NickA]

They do eat those little birds.

Can't wait for the "I've been shot in the butocks" threas

[Marmite the Dog]

Kill them?

Seems the decent thing to do.

[peterpan]

On a similar theme, I went to pick my girls up Friday, while they go to an all girl school for some reason Boys up to age 5 can go, may be why the male population grows up 50% queer.

Any ways the little pricks yelled at me "farang bah", I was tempted to kick their nuts in but they as yet don't have any.

What to do?

[filch]

I don't get this where I live Miggins, but good on you for telling them to 'fuck off', albeit not the smartest 'first move'.

Being an animal lover (call me a Moonbat if you like!) I hate seeing people torture, kill or mame animals or any living creature for 'fun'.

Sadly these pre-pubescent's are present in every society. Usually very undereducated, no respect for life, their own included.

I would heed Dantilly's words, caution is advised. Even though they may only be BB guns, then can still do serious damage.

My advise would be to have a word with Mrs Miggin's find out who these youths are and do the Thai thing of issuing a warning via Mrs Miggin's on one of her Poo Yai Baan contacts. Again I am assuming you're out in the boonies and The Poo Yai will scold these reprebates in the Thai way.

Being a farang and stirring the pot will only end in damage to you, your property and reputation. Keep it on the Thai side. Even if you the local fluent dialect, do not intefere. Pass on the info to your missus and explain to her what you want to happen.

Poo Yai Baan, Parents, reputations and loss of face works strongly in the boonies. As I am sure you're aware.

[Lily]

I was tempted to kick their nuts in but they as yet don't have any.

What? They all had undescended testes?

[filch]

On a similar theme, I went to pick my girls up Friday, while they go to an all girl school for some reason Boys up to age 5 can go, may be why the male population grows up 50% queer.

Any ways the little pricks yelled at me "farang bah", I was tempted to kick their nuts in but they as yet don't have any.

What to do?

Be more mature than a 5 year old and ignore it!

[Texpat]

They're in your mouth, lil.

Spitting won't remove the taste.

[Spin]

What kind of gun is it?

Is it one of these?

[peterpan]

When I was a kid we lived next to a railway line, now the popular theory was that leaving stones on the track would derail the train resulting in loss of life.

The local kids would litter the tracks with stones, I would come along later and clean them off.

I often wonder what these little cvnts that would put stones on the track would grow up to be, lawyers maybe, real estate agents. There are little cvnts every where, not just in Thailand, not just in this generation.

[Missismiggins]

Kill them?

Seems the decent thing to do.

in honour of the bird king! I agree, it's how to dispose of the vermins bodies?
I have a few rai, but the smell will probably give me away, besides, they fucking stink when they are still alive, imagine it later!
honestly, I know these people eat little birds, but honestly, you could not eat these, they are at the most 3-4cm long, and these shits were just ploating them and laughing, it was not for food, they didn't even bother to come and look for the bodies!

And here's a surprise, it's nearly 10.30pm and it would appear that the pea brained turd fucks are back, the dogs are going ape shit (by the way anyone know what to give my dogs, they both have developed this green eye SNOT, and bloodshot eyes, it seems to really irritate them, I can't take them to the vets as they are not really pets, but semi wild - is there an antibiotic or something I can slip in their food?) I need to pop out and have a check on the fuckwits, revving their motorbikes and trying to blind me...my god the fear..the fear..!

[AnthonyR1]

living in klongtoey i have my fair share of opportunity to get into it with the local shits. generally if my GF is around i just avoid any situation that may get ugly.....but more than a few times have i nearly smacked the shit out of some of these little fuckers. dekwan or dekwen as they are called in thai (little pricks with little bikes). in the end though i always tell myself it simply isn't worth it and they are just kids.....HOWEVER..... the day i get diagnosed with something terminal, there will be a few less people walking the earth hehehe

[NickA]

but more than a few times have i nearly smacked the shit out of some of these little fuckers.

my hero!

[Missismiggins]

living in klongtoey i have my fair share of opportunity to get into it with the local shits. generally if my GF is around i just avoid any situation that may get ugly.....but more than a few times have i nearly smacked the shit out of some of these little fuckers. dekwan or dekwen as they are called in thai (little pricks with little bikes). in the end though i always tell myself it simply isn't worth it and they are just kids.....HOWEVER..... the day i get diagnosed with something terminal, there will be a few less people walking the earth hehehe

Agree, normally they are not worth pissing on, these little fucktoids have disappeared as soon as I went out...but you get the usual insults...sticks and stones...

Later, they will find that names do hurt them, when I hear Farang this and Farang that, sticks and stones will break their bones!

I sympathise with you, we don't often get any bother here, they need a good kicking, we normally don't get much bother, it's only when they think they can pull one over on the farang, the older generation are more "live and let live", but recently we have had the young 2" cocked stallions in their mating season!

And, if you were to give them a bit of a twatting, no doubt you would be in the cells, not them!

[Rural Surin]

So agro Missy. Farang this and Farang that. Thai this and Thai that...

[good2bhappy]

get some neomycin eye drops

[AnthonyR1]

living in klongtoey i have my fair share of opportunity to get into it with the local shits. generally if my GF is around i just avoid any situation that may get ugly.....but more than a few times have i nearly smacked the shit out of some of these little fuckers. dekwan or dekwen as they are called in thai (little pricks with little bikes). in the end though i always tell myself it simply isn't worth it and they are just kids.....HOWEVER..... the day i get diagnosed with something terminal, there will be a few less people walking the earth hehehe

Agree, normally they are not worth pissing on, these little fucktoids have disappeared as soon as I went out...but you get the usual insults...sticks and stones...

Later, they will find that names do hurt them, when I hear Farang this and Farang that, sticks and stones will break their bones!

I sympathise with you, we don't often get any bother here, they need a good kicking, we normally don't get much bother, it's only when they think they can pull one over on the farang, the older generation are more "live and let live", but recently we have had the young 2" cocked stallions in their mating season!

And, if you were to give them a bit of a twatting, no doubt you would be in the cells, not them!

it's not a daily occurrence here but definitely an area full of street urchins

[Rural Surin]

Not that these incidents, and the subsequent attitudes, don't occur in country situations. But the character of city kids and country kids is like night and day.

[mrsquirrel]

Not that these incidents, and the subsequent attitudes, don't occur in country situations. But the character of city kids and country kids is like night and day.

What? More RuraltourettesSurin Syndrome

Missmigins what happened to that hand cannon you had? Can you not fire that and scare them off?

[nidhogg]

I sympathise with you, we don't often get any bother here, they need a good kicking,

problem with this is that Thais generally have no compunction about ganging up. One on one, two on one really are not odds they like. ten on one, 15 on one, and they seem happy.

personally, I think the message through the Pooyai route is your best option, otherwise you may end up gettings scraped off the street.

[Rural Surin]

What these kids surely understand, is that it is very easy to stir up Farang...

[Nawty]

Get a steel wire and tie it acroos the road....then wait, as they ride past, pull it tight at around neck height.....then dress them in orange overalls and blame the terrorists.

[Rural Surin]

....and then he becomes just as he refers to them. Allright for us, but not for them. Perfectly logical.

[mrsquirrel]

....and then he becomes just as he refers to them. Allright for us, but not for them. Perfectly logical.

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