^
Ask that hilarious double team Nick and Poolie, i have no idea whatsoever.
^
Ask that hilarious double team Nick and Poolie, i have no idea whatsoever.
You don't like tits on a teacher ?Originally Posted by klongmaster
mOriginally Posted by danbo
liar.
Originally Posted by Danbo pm
I feel smart-idiot mode coming in now actually.A bit sensitive are we Torbs??Originally Posted by Torbek
Most of it was tounge-in-cheek.
Anyway, please feel free to correct me or give me a "well done " stamp.
BTW, if you quote the whole post, maybe,just maybe other people might take it as it has been written.
CMN is married.Originally Posted by BreadFan
He's also having a rather 'gay' affair with danbo.
NickA is jealous and started a nasty thread about CMN, who with his extraordinary mod powers deleted the thread which up until now had only been something that 'Il Numero Uno' himself could do.
DD had been absent, out of town at Ban Chang doing some TD research and it was assumed that CMN had 'taken over the throne' so to sapeak.
But in the end DD was not murdered by PatPong's henchmen, CMN is still the cuddly effeminate welshman the we all know and love, Smeg still a cnut according to marmite, benbaa and klongy, Torbers had a haircut, Kingwilly fell down drunk this morning on his way to work! Luckily he fell on a somtam vendor and broke her nose instead of his own. Lily has gone all risky today and gone commando, squirrel is stuck in his toilet researching, stroller and butterfly have challenged eliminator and ghost to a game of marbles and let's see William had a sex change!....nah only joking...it was Wally!
^^^I thought publication of PM's was against the law
Bullshit, who's doing your dirty work??? Dirty Dog, Marmite, HillBilly?????Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
[quote=poolcleaner]Don't take it so seriously PC.I have met aload of dick-head teachers up here.I don't need to go to any school to tell me they are otherwise.Why on earth would I want to do that for??A dork is a dork in my book.If the dorks I met had been Engineers,I don't think looking at a bridge that they designed would make me change my mind.Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
I will say again, that I do have many mates that are school teachers and they are a fine bunch.
I suppose you are getting as sensitive as the TV's that havn't been banned...when half the mob here calls them paedos or tells them that they have married prossies.
I've been called a sheep shagger more times than I can recall, but the only time you will see me getting upset is if a roo-rooting Aussie calls me one.
I'd prolly excuse international school teachers from that one.Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
Poolie wouldnt do that. He doesnt like Australian females with big behinds.
Exactly LilOriginally Posted by Lily
Really, why?Originally Posted by cantona
No second prizes Cantona.
why?Originally Posted by cantona
Well in my experience, they are not the creased shirt, shit 300baht shoes, beer smelling fokers that you get TEFLing on 25,000baht/month who are skint after pay day weekend as they spunked it all away on some brass from NanaOriginally Posted by NickA
You're a snob then?
Funny, you don't come across as a snob, more like a yob????
Good answer!Originally Posted by cantona
This would suggest that even yobs have a class system.Originally Posted by NickA
Glue Sniffer - Car Thief - Nick Leeson
I guess I didn't put enough tongue in cheek in that post.Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
That, or it went straight over your sheep-shagging head!!
No need to get upset though, because even though I'm an Aussie, I don't shag kangas.
[quote=poolcleaner
I guess I didn't put enough tongue in cheek in that post.
That, or it went straight over your sheep-shagging head!!
No need to get upset though, because even though I'm an Aussie, I don't shag kangas. [/quote]
So you shag Wallabies then.Are they easier to controll or are they "just better"
[quote=Little Chuchok]Nope no wallabies, usually just street corner Kiwi girls for bus fare and a tallie.Originally Posted by poolcleaner
I guess I didn't put enough tongue in cheek in that post.
That, or it went straight over your sheep-shagging head!!
No need to get upset though, because even though I'm an Aussie, I don't shag kangas. :D[/quote
Any macropod will do, I think it's more of a foot fetish thing with these Aussies!!
BTW, did you know many marsupials males have two penises to correspond with the females double vagina?
Another of your wild unsubstantiated claims Nick?Originally Posted by NickA
We're onto you!
Never saw any two dick marsupials on the 'Crocodile Hunter'!
I have, every Aussie that has been on the telly has had one penis comming out his forhead...I just assume that these blokes also have dicks in normal places as well.Originally Posted by poolcleaner
ooooh - i bet there'll all scared now!Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
thats like a variation of just wait till your father gets home
That's just leftovers from the Lord of the Rings special effects crew.Originally Posted by Little Chuchok
The kiwi govt had them make some propaganda films for the hundreds of thousands of soon to be illegal immigrants bound for that far more desirable country to the west.
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)