Thread: Getting old, its foking shite

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

have been reminding me of wilder times

reminds me...someone gave me the idea of prison as pension plan.

been running with it ever since.

Free hospital rooms for UK homeless.
Brilliant, lovely.

But you don't qualify Noon. We've all seen your house. Keep exercising.

^^I like a full-chested Tarzan yell upon completion. It's invigorating.

Is that why you made a total prick of yourself over momo? An old man letting a complete div do whatever she wanted in the hope that she (possibly she) would maybe, someday, even virtually, have sex with him without having to be paid?

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

I just passed my 57th birthday.

No, no............. no Frankie.

57 ..........? I thougt you were either Moses or the sound engineer from Woodstock posting with the aid of a life support system!

Just joking mate but I thought you must be older than my Dad. (or was that Peter Pan).

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

have been reminding me of wilder times

reminds me...someone gave me the idea of prison as pension plan.

been running with it ever since.

Hare Krishnas are my pension plan!

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by Texpat

I'm 44 and until last year could boast I never spent a night in jail or hospital.

I've done jail and hospital, hospital is worse

I've been in hospital in jail, that was great, they have to give you pretty much everything you ask for.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Ok I am 43, my knob still works ok but what I used to do 20 times per week end I now spend that time doing per week end, .

I'm older than you and don't have that problem, you just need to get more weird and perverted and fuck knows Thailand offers opportunities for that in spades.

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

Ah yes, wilder times...

Flower power, peace and love and sharing ones bodily fluids!

Got any pics you young bastartd.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

you young bastartd.

What was happening in Aus in those days?

Damn, Loy Toy predates Woodstock?

Perhaps DD can replace the Teak Door Amulets with TD Walkers and wheelchairs.



Modified for traversing Issues, MKP and DJ Pat's Anal Sex thread.

If getting old is fokking shite then your whole life must have been shite. I dont know anyone whos getting younger.

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Is that why you made a total prick of yourself over momo? An old man letting a complete div do whatever she wanted in the hope that she (possibly she) would maybe, someday, even virtually, have sex with him without having to be paid?

Don't be so hard on the poor guy....It kind of reminds of Scampy, I wonder if they somehow are related ?? They do have many things in common....

Originally Posted by melvbot

If getting old is fokking shite then your whole life must have been shite. I dont know anyone whos getting younger.

Well, maybe not in there body...But mental they sure do...

Is this a cry for help?

DD lives in Splattaya and they have loads of really tall buildings and stuff

Originally Posted by Spin

Is this a cry for help?

DD lives in Splattaya and they have loads of really tall buildings and stuff

Splattaya??? LOL post balconey surfing I guess.

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

The key to enjoyable "quality of life" as you age is MOVING your body. Run, walk, bicycle or fuck as often as you can.

Your a smart fella Frankie, what you offer up is certainly the truth.

Sit on ones arse all day and your body goes into free fall, thats why computers are foked as they instill laziness into people.

I mean look at all the the fat fuks on this forum.

Anyway get your fat arse of your chair DD and start walking.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I aint fat, I am the skinnest person I know.

It's the muscle tone, not the weight.

Originally Posted by mad_dog

I've been taking this oxycondone stuff as a pain killer for a series of trapped nerves which led me to barely sleeping and being in constant pain for over five years. The drug is a narcotic but I can stop taking it at will and it only has a mild relaxing affect on my brain but completely removes the urge to drink or any do any psychoactive substances from my mind. It really is a wonder medecine.

MD, you been on this crap forever. Go see a Hanna Somatics practitioner. Sounds like your muscles are tightening in the wrong way and pulling your bones outta whack. Prolonged use of any drugs is bad for your head, your liver and your kidneys.

Last night doesn't help.

I had arranged to play squash, but he had to go to the Sheraton for a presentation at 6, so I went along too. Free beer got in the way of squash and we just had a bite to eat instead. I rearranged squash for tonight, but I am meeting Loy Toy instead (previously arranged). Thursday is NZTCC at the Sheraton and Friday I'm down Pattaya way for the weekend.

This is fairly typical.

Health Warning: Thailand Fucks You Up.

Look at the positive side to this.

You are having a mid life crisis.

Oh I forgot to state the positive side....it means that if mid life is at 43, you will live till 86.

Not a bad age.....bastard though when you get to 85 and you know what comin next year.

Originally Posted by Milkman

I am a year away from 40.

I have noticed that my joints are less flexible, and that I am gaining weight. (I have gained 35+ lbs. since coming to Asia.)

Beer is likely the culprit + physical laziness.

I now know that I have to work out regularly if I'm going to continue to drink large tiger beers.

I have reduced meat intake, and eat probably 75% vegetarian with fish oil, and Milk Thistle etc.

But yes, DD, I definitely notice a decline physically. A decline that is enough to easily notice.

Time flies. We are all getting older.

Milky, This is biggest problem with retirement and living full time in Thailand.

Getting on the piss every night is a recipe for disaster and one will surely come unstuck, people might feel they can handle it but theres a raft of health issues that accompany regular piss drinking.

Add smoking and one turns into a fat, red faced foked unit staring down the barrel of a stroke or a heart attack, its bollicks mate.

Ya got to pace yourself , have a few nights off the piss, take up sport wanking , join a gym or start a walking program.

Give the long necks a miss and stick to the stubbies, cost you a tad more but you'll drink less.

Anyway, whats the foking point of retiring to Thailand and killing ones self on the piss, its foking nuts.

Look, I'm no angel as I love a drink and give it a good floggin when I get going, thing is I'll only piss on a few nights a week.

Give it a crack mate.

A benefit of reaching your mid-forties might be that you start taking better care of yourself. Or at least you should. I'm no health nut, and I'm certainly not in good shape, but I'm working on it. At this stage in life I get more enjoyment from taking a brisk walk in the park than from a typical night on the piss. My system can't bounce back like it used to, and I'm bored with socializing with folks who seem to be stuck in a rut of beer, smokes and old stories.