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An artists impression of the Goddess.
Not a good one but I didnee have a lot to go on.
hmmmmm, when you all signed up the first time it states in the agreement that you would send your nude pics to all the member s of the opposite sex, yes you ticked that box, the only person that seems to have half read it is young harry, and now everyday he sends me a nude pic of himself :( and yes its true that red heads have ginger pubes and tiny little penises......
harry no more please.....
hell maybe harry is sending those pics to everybody.....
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Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
Ahhhaa.. in the end, I got my nude picture back...
Thank you, CS!!!
MmmmmUuuuuAaaaaaHhhh!
DD, yep! he sent me as well.
:P
Errr... where the color spots come from??? I don't think I have any.. hmmm..
Alright you guys.. thank for a good time in TD again :D :D it's time to sleep.. goodnight everyone.
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If only you had selected nose number 1.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
Just send the pic Goddess. Hell, everyone else does. :P
That pic. looks like it was taken back in the 1930's. What does she look like now, in 2005 I mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
*why is her left nipple significantly smaller than her right one, she's been tweeking it perhaps, yes that would be it*
As I understand it Harry, one is for the male partner and the other for the family pig.
In Samoa having a pig means you can get a visa card. Try and be a little more understanding of other cultures Harry.
Only two days to go.
*skips outa the room*
I am not dreaming
I am dreaming and still keep dreaming of someone who will never come back again :-( damn it! sounds sad, huh?
Do midgets dream about midget pron, or normal people pron?
*doesn't dare approach a midget and ask them*
Looks like the Cap. has finally found true love and a gal nearer his own age. *applauds loudly*
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Nice pair of threepennies.
Hmm... An intriguing question. Since Harry's scared of midgets I thought I'd have to find this one out for myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry
Here's a midget porn star.
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.....and here's an interview wtih a midget pornstar
Well, it seems this particular midget does have midget porn dreams but I don't think this is conclusive.Quote:
And I had a fantasy that it would be kinda neat if you could have a man in a suitcase, cause you know, I could never get men and stuff, cause I was little and stuff and guys aren't interested. So I had a fantasy about having a man I could open a suitcase, pop him out, and it would be a little man, but he was like real.
Am I the only one that doesn't have this fantasy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridget the Midget
And there's me thinking she was a black Samoan chick!Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry
I had no luck looking for samoan porn you know!
Google search revealed:
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Nite Owl » Blog Archive » Mr. Slug, You Disgust Me
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There are quite a few entertaining searches that land people here, such as “samoan porn,” or “slap her ass.” Although I […] ...
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... changing the bot's setting from "cock-sucker" to "[at][at][at][at]-licker," while his ex sat in his cabin, masturbating to subtitled Samoan porn. ..
Here is a connection to Samoan porn.
http://www.videoteam.com/starpages/Mika_Tan.htm
It seems that Samoa are not yet connected to the Internet. This is probably a good thing because Samoan culture is rich in family values.
Good luck today Captain Sensible.
So....what happened?
Yep, I wanna know also!
Nought. Go away.
the caps love life is a sad story of failure
Cmon Capt....be a sport
Sorry for the delay - been a bit busy...Quote:
Marmers??? Help.
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