What's it like to sleep with a katoey?

**somtamslap** · 13-10-2008, 08:35 PM

Ladyboys are lethal fuckers. Physically a man, mentally a women. Stick them on the front line of any army and the other side's fucked.

Shagging them would be too risky. Imagine knocking them for the shag, you'd get a bottle over the nut and wake up with a very sore bum.

Now I come to think of it, a few years back a friend of mine did 'forget' to pay the 2000b for services rendered (bloody expensive these chaps), and was chased around the island by a convoy of Honda Clicks saddled by very irrate 'Jeffs'.

**Gerbil** · 13-10-2008, 09:16 PM

^ "a friend"

Yeah right.

**Loy Toy** · 13-10-2008, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Don't be such a pussy, find one you find attractive, lift up his skirt, and fok him.

Surely you would not repeat that challenge if you were standing in front of me Mao.

You mentioned one thing that I agree with Mao and that is "pussy" and something that a ladyboy, katoey or whatever will never have.

Fortunately for me that very feminine body part I find very attractive, not a male organ, a set of balls or something that must look like has been made with an axe swipe.

You just crack on mate and do what turns you on.

**somtamslap** · 13-10-2008, 09:21 PM

Ok then, an aquaintance.

**jizzybloke** · 13-10-2008, 09:55 PM

I don't get it myself do you ignore the fact that they have have a cock and balls and have a go anyway ( in that case why not shag a real woman in the arse)?
Or do you invole the dangly bits in some way or another (why not admit to being a raving shirt lifter and shag other blokes)?

**Spin** · 13-10-2008, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by Morgad3

I have been with a few LB's

Originally Posted by Morgad3

Never been with a guy

If you say so.

**SiamLover** · 13-10-2008, 10:41 PM

Thanks for the responses guys. I do know that LBs can be pretty unstable/evil and can go off on vicious attacks/tirades when prompted. That would be the scary thing in my opinion. Imagine if one is hell-bent on revenge?

Anyway, I think it might be incredible to get a BJ from one of these super beautiful ones if I could get past the fear.

**Chairman Mao** · 13-10-2008, 11:22 PM

Anyway, I think it might be incredible to get a BJ from one of these super beautiful ones if I could get past the fear.

Yup, it is. And go for it, nothing to fear.

**DJ Pat** · 13-10-2008, 11:27 PM

Last night I stumbled into Spicy Club at 3am looking for some late night adventure and ended up taking a post-op katoey home - had silicone breasts, full hormone change - the whole lot.

F**ked both holes, front is not that different to the real female one.

But it's a different story when you wake up sober and look at what you got hold of the night before.

I went along with the whole "Come my apartment thing" the next day and did a runner at Pinklao from the taxi, leaving her in it, saying I was going to the ATM quickly.

Ugh.

**SiamLover** · 13-10-2008, 11:36 PM

Pat- Lol. Can't say "poor girl" I imagine "she" was a bit more manly looking in the morning.

Thanks Mao.

**Bung** · 13-10-2008, 11:47 PM

Now thats no way to treat a lady!

**dirtydog** · 13-10-2008, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

But it's a different story when you wake up sober and look at what you got hold of the night before.

I think something like that must have happened to cmn, can't see any other reason why to give up the booze

**Spin** · 13-10-2008, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

But it's a different story when you wake up sober and look at what you got hold of the night before.

Christ I do that with some of the real women I get hold of so god only knows what Pat felt like

No wonder he legged it.

**Chairman Mao** · 14-10-2008, 12:59 AM

He didn't Spin. It's just as made up as the last 'internet dating/it had a cock' tale.

**DJ Pat** · 14-10-2008, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

He didn't Spin. It's just as made up as the last 'internet dating/it had a cock' tale.

Oh no its not a lie.

Ok I did the runner out the taxi. I get home three hours later and she's waiting downstairs in my apartment complex.

All emotional and angry and apparently I owed her 30000 Baht.

Told me I'd be killed and I called her bluff and told her to call the guy to kill me.

It was all bullshit. Security removed it from premises.

**dirtydog** · 14-10-2008, 11:40 PM

^The joys of shagging Thai blokes

**SiamLover** · 15-10-2008, 05:39 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

He didn't Spin. It's just as made up as the last 'internet dating/it had a cock' tale.

Oh no its not a lie.

Ok I did the runner out the taxi. I get home three hours later and she's waiting downstairs in my apartment complex.

All emotional and angry and apparently I owed her 30000 Baht.

Told me I'd be killed and I called her bluff and told her to call the guy to kill me.

It was all bullshit. Security removed it from premises.

Wowsa. Better keep an eye out for her for the next month or so. You never know what they're capable of. Thanks for the entertaining story.

**Butterfly** · 15-10-2008, 07:19 AM

you don't want to be looking for trouble with a ladyboy,

she would have gone for free, if you had cooked him breakfast in the morning

**kingwilly** · 15-10-2008, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

All emotional and angry and apparently I owed her 30000 Baht.

30,000 baht, you must be damn ugly for them to charge that much!

**Butterfly** · 15-10-2008, 08:59 AM

fuck, no ladyboy is worth 30,000 THB !!!

even Scampy get them for free, and he is no prince charming

**DJ Pat** · 15-10-2008, 06:23 PM

I had a few Thai mates sitting on standby last night in case of any comebacks. They coulda been round in a few minutes should the unstable bitch returned with re-inforcements.

Talk about temper and emotional instability, don't get involved with these oddball creatures. I did cos it was 4am and I was off my face and desperate for a poke.

Beer goggles should come with a severe health warning.

**SiamLover** · 16-10-2008, 09:35 AM

Most of us would have weakened under similar circumstances, so don't feel too bad. Btw, when you busted a nut with this katoey, was it earth shattering?

**DJ Pat** · 16-10-2008, 09:36 PM

It was pretty good, as satisfying as a bird.

Don't feel gay or any need to emerge from closet.

**Gerbil** · 16-10-2008, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I had a few Thai mates sitting on standby last night in case of any comebacks. They coulda been round in a few minutes to take the piss out of me should the unstable bitch returned.

Last thing I would have done is call up me mates and say "listen fellas, I shagged a bloke last night, now I'm frightened he'll be back."

**DJ Pat** · 16-10-2008, 11:20 PM

^^That's pretty much what I told em.

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