^ Great Idea. Post her contact details and we could all have a bit of fun. I'm sure she will get bored of us and give up on you at the same time.
Phone number
MSN
Hi Five
Give us all the good stuff.
^ Great Idea. Post her contact details and we could all have a bit of fun. I'm sure she will get bored of us and give up on you at the same time.
Phone number
MSN
Hi Five
Give us all the good stuff.
You've got 2 choices:
Get a lawyer and step up to the plate or cut and run? Do you want her to give a couple of dog boys B10-20K to take you out? It's time to go. You shouldn't have slapped her, but then again, after chasing you around with a kitchen knife, a report filed with the police, and neighborhood witnesses you could claim self-defense. But really, she sounds crazy enough to have you killed.
You never mentioned what she was like in bed, and how cute she was
we need pictures before we can help with the appropriate advice
1. Yes, sure as fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by cmman
2. Nope. nobody gives a monkeys about yur situation (police, courts etc)
3. Too late, and they would not have arreste her anyway.
4. Arrest your ass for asssault. Or give you a good kicking to teach you not to slap Hi-so Thai girls.
5. For you, definately.
6. Yup.
7. Get the fuck out.
8. Hmm. Depends how vindictive she and or her family are. If the family take it up outside of the police/courts you can expect anything from a thorough kicking by a group of motocye boys to a visit from the local hit man.
So basically you are a coward who gets off on slapping girls and giving them black eyes, sounds like you deserve a good kick in to me.
I think the Op is hardly serious Nid
he would not be asking advice here if he was; after all, he said he knows the ropes
In these type of situations I normally do what the thais do.
Act dumb.
Yes, the next time she confronts you smile, say nothing, look stupid for about 30 seconds and then turn and walk away.
If she continues to threaten you with criminal action go to the police yourself and report the incident exactly and as it happened. It will completely fuck the police, a farang going in and to report an assault that he actually committed but make sure you go with the prior break-in and attempted assaults police reports committed by your ex-girlfriend. Claim self defence.
Apart from the above advice I would just disappear, change all your contact details, have a face lift, dye your hair and move as far away from her and her family as possible.
Distance is usually a good idea, esp if she doesn't know in which direction.
Bit harsh Janders.Quote:
Originally Posted by jandajoy
Not really Scampers. The guy professes to have been here a while and know the ropes. So why the fck put himself in this situation. Any half sane individual would have just kept well clear. Him, he slaps her about. He's a troll or a twat, either way.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
IMHO. :)
And anyway I've seen the need to slap, or punch women regardless of where they come from or what they do.
Maybe I'm just old fashioned that way.
A good backhand always straightens thing out. I guess you are just old fashioned as you say.........:tieme:Quote:
Originally Posted by jandajoy
Were the neighbours laughing...pissing their pants so to say...at the sight of a farang being chased by a lil ol chinese gal down the street ??
Throw her out of the window. Then run downstairs at put a chamois leather in her hand. When the BiB turn up tell them she was cleaning the windows and fell out. I am telling you it will work nothing ventured nothing gained. And it will certainly remove the problem for good.:rofl:
Leaving town in the dead of night and jettisonging all your non essential items is the best idea I can think of.
have you ever done that MD?
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeMock
floors 4-12 would be more desirable.
Go ahead and JUMP! :fire:
YouTube - van halen - jump
Guy I worked with knocked a girl out of a hotel window in Bangkok. Nasty b'stard he was.
Somebody want to take this OP troll to Thai Visa, could be a laugh.
I threw a TV out of an hotel window once in the city, but it was still plugged in.
SBF throws to window out of the hotel :)
Dear CNMAN,
1. You knew that you would get various replies on TD.
2. The Doomsday Doll is usually spoilt and uncontrollable, money from
the parents in place of affection and attention. An inability to handle
rejection with an extra ability for revenge and violence. These people
very often confused about love and receiving a beating falls within
the scope of their 'love language." The Doomsday Doll comes with
a set of inexhaustable batteries, never ending, relentless. This is their
strength, they will wear you down, no matter how you may think that
you can weather the storm. You have become their every waking conscious moment. The focus of their every thought and dream. You can't beat them,
you can't join them. It's a one way door to hell. Their parents pocket money
her to keep her amused and away from them (some of the time).
3. If you try to have anything else to do with her, you will my friend - get
even more fcked up. If you try to have her dealt with in any manner, it will come back to you in multiples....... trust me.
4. You have only one option and one only. Don't wait another moment, if you know today that you are about to lose everything, including your mind, her health or even your life, why wait around to see what is going to happen next.
5. If you stay where you are you will be destroyed by the Doomsday Doll, you can't win. Understand, escape is your only option.
6. Do it now, right now before you have no choices.
p.s You asked for advice - now you have got it, why are you still here.
p.s.s The Doomsday Doll will find another victim in time, once she becomes pregnant she will have something to love and be loved...... end of story.
MUSTY
^Wot he said !! 100%
Shouldn't this thread be merged with Scampy's? The title is good for both threads.
Thing is though, unless you are as wise and as careful as I am - they all start out quite normal and only show their true colours when it's too late. The same thing happened to me with Pob the muffin woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by jandajoy
now there is a story.......