A TRUE STORY:From my own experience: I Didn't know obsessive people like this existed

**DJ Pat** · 15-04-2006, 03:41 PM

Be patient man..

**Fabian** · 15-04-2006, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

^^^wait for the second part....

Didn't you just say there is no second part?

**DJ Pat** · 15-04-2006, 06:49 PM

^^I meant the second story

**colourful-era** · 15-04-2006, 07:20 PM

^Did you ever go to Islington Police Station to retrieve your T-shirt?

**kingwilly** · 15-04-2006, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by qwerty

True or false, it's a good story.

agreed but cd playing Patricia didnt write it ! - I've read a very similar story b4.

yawn. plagarising twat.

**DJ Pat** · 15-04-2006, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

Originally Posted by qwerty

True or false, it's a good story.

agreed but cd playing Patricia didnt write it ! - I've read a very similar story b4.

yawn. plagarising twat.

Yes I did write it and the reason you think I didn't is because it's an all too common story you know,

***saddo mancunian sex tourist stalks lowly southern disc jockey***

**BreadFan** · 16-04-2006, 05:14 AM

So if its true, why dont you go back to Pattaya and straighten out that girl, Am?

**Butterfly** · 16-04-2006, 11:00 AM

Not fucking bar girls or that cutie ? are you a complete fag ?

**Old Croc** · 16-04-2006, 01:43 PM

Thanks for the dickhead comment with your red dot Pat.
I'm trying to amass as many red as possible, but can't get away from the green. Whats your secret Disc Jockey? (apart from the obvious, telling tedious tales)

**dirtydog** · 16-04-2006, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

plagarising twat.

Actually I checked thru google and I couldn't find it, so I assume that pat did actually write that one

**DJ Pat** · 16-04-2006, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by Sobek

Whats your secret Disc Jockey? (apart from the obvious, telling tedious tales)

Having a James Last LP in reserve is my big secret.

**cantona** · 17-04-2006, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

***saddo mancunian sex tourist stalks lowly southern disc jockey***

Your not havin' a fokin' dig at me are you Pat? i'll come to London and fokin' do you

bkkmadness · 17-04-2006, 10:34 AM

Isn't this the story when the dude comes down, your not home and your neighbours give him a beatin instead?

**aging one** · 17-04-2006, 10:52 AM

Pat has a wife. What does she think about his shagging all the uni girls??

**Butterfly** · 17-04-2006, 11:57 AM

What a fucking attention whore. Story is as insignificant as the OP himself. Kill yourself and fuck the body.

**Marmite the Dog** · 17-04-2006, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by aging one

Pat has a wife. What does she think about his shagging all the uni girls??

Correction. Pat had a wife.

**cantona** · 17-04-2006, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Correction. Pat had a wife.

Until she found out what a fokin' sad muppet he really is.

**stroller** · 17-04-2006, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

... Kill yourself and fuck the body.

I know you 'swing' in several directions, but doing it to poor Pat's corpse is going a bit to far.

**DJ Pat** · 17-04-2006, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

Isn't this the story when the dude comes down, your not home and your neighbours give him a beatin instead?

You just gave away the second story, though I'll share it anyway...I wish I hadn't told you the story that fateful night.

**DJ Pat** · 17-04-2006, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by cantona

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Correction. Pat had a wife.

Until she found out what a fokin' sad muppet he really is.

sad what?

**DrAndy** · 17-04-2006, 03:08 PM

muppet

**DJ Pat** · 17-04-2006, 06:03 PM

He he how very offensive indeed..Took a while to think of that one I bet.

parting from the wife was the best thing that happened to me, if anyone here is married, wait until that happens, the feeling beats any drug anyday.

bkkmadness · 17-04-2006, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

Isn't this the story when the dude comes down, your not home and your neighbours give him a beatin instead?

You just gave away the second story, though I'll share it anyway...I wish I hadn't told you the story that fateful night.

I remember first time I heard the story though, it was 2 russians that lived next door, not 4 polish dudes? Keep going though dude, might have a whole tribe of speared up zulus living there next time I hear it.

**DJ Pat** · 17-04-2006, 09:32 PM

[quote=bkkmadness]

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I remember first time I heard the story though, it was 2 russians that lived next door, not 4 polish dudes

You've got your stories in twist mate, it's always been Polish blokes. I know, I lived there long enough.

**Marmite the Dog** · 18-04-2006, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

parting from the wife was the best thing that happened to me, if anyone here is married, wait until that happens, the feeling beats any drug anyday.

I've got to agree with that, even though my missus was sound. I just prefer my own space I guess.

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