Thread: A family stalemate

Well there you go

sex......

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Maps?

So who was Abraham Ortelius then?

Sorry. HB's wife thinks she's a cartographer - I beg to differ.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

sex......

Unless we've been very much mislead by that whole Bible marlarcky then Adam & Eve would hold the Intellectual Property rights to 'getting it on'; 'knocking knees'; 'shagging' and all other derivatives.

His Majesty has developed a rainmaking system, which they regularly use over this area. They don't seem to be using it much at the mo, though as we have an unseasonable amount of sun. Not that that bothers me - I hate rain!

^ even in November?

vaginal darts?

crapping in bed and kicking it out with your feet?

About 12 years ago I went to see a public official in Bangkok who apparently could verify a patent my company had lodged under the PCT agreement. He again was the only person in Thailand who could witness such a document and he initially refused our request. Did not believe that a Thai company could lodge a patent application.

I don't know what the situation is today but what I do know is that Thailand is not a member of any international patent treaty. I54 other countries are.

Historically Thais prefer to buy foreign know-how and patented technology and still have no self belief that they can do things themselves.

Keeps me in a job I suppose

OK, this is a bit of a stretch, but they invented their weird form of buddhism/animism/whateverism. Adapted for the Thai culture & needs.

The deep fried egg you get on your Kao Pat Gai -

Originally Posted by hillbilly

The wife and I just had a headed discussion. Over what?

Exactly, what has a Thai person invented?

I say nothing.

The wife says that she will sleep with the daughter tonight.

So exactly what is a Thai invention? Hell, I may be wrong...

just go and apologise you silly ejit.... it aint worth it.

I've had similar disagreements with my Thai g/f.

One notable occasion was when I made a remark that Auld Lang Syne wasn't Thai.

She's still in complete denial about it.

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

One notable occasion was when I made a remark that Auld Lang Syne wasn't Thai.

Jeez, everyone knows that's English.

^^And exactly what does she think Auld Lang Syne means in Thai? Most people don't even know what it means in colloquial Scots.

Thanks NR your favours are most valuable

^^a long time ago

a long time since?

I don't know that this will get you off the hook -- it's dumb to argue with a thai any point that advocates Thaialnd is not the greatest country in the world -- but here's a few I found. None to write home about.

120-kilogramme Front Bumper Beam
Three-in-one Punch-Press Machine
Press Transfer
-- All used in auto manufacturing: 58 YEARS OF THE BANGKOK POST

Combusto -- a fuel-saving electrolyte solution

The "Smiling Coup" - http://www.asiasentinel.com/index.ph...=332&Itemid=31

MUAY THAI Boxing by the way was NOT invented in Thailand, but India.

Not much of a list, sorry.

[QUOTE="obsidian"]crapping in bed and kicking it out with your feet?[/QUOTE

Who the fuck do you sleep with ????

thought Muay Thai was Khmer?

If I had 1k baht for every time she has gone to "sleep with the daughters" I'd be rich, some how its seen as punishment,whereas I see it as an opportunity for night out on the piss or all the bed to myself.

Last time I went out and stayed at a mates place, didn't come home for 3 days, she doesn't do it that often now.

Originally Posted by The Pattaya Ghost

MUAY THAI Boxing by the way was NOT invented in Thailand, but India.

debatable.