Thread: Top ten things tourists do that are f**king annoying

Originally Posted by NickA

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

It's the reason why many private schools have a strict dress code to keep males and females attentive to their studies and to avoid these kinds of 'distractions'.

Shit, ET, I thought you were old, but I didn't realise you were from the Victorian era

33 is old?

I sometimes yearn for a return to the discipline and enlightenment of the Victorian Era though.

^Shit, maybe you just sound old then....

Anyway, you're older than me, so na na na na na

Some people say I look old for my age. I tell them I had a hard paper round.

what I find amussing about tourists is that after a few days in Pattaya they think that anything goes in the land of shadows.

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

sometimes yearn for a return to the discipline and enlightenment of the Victorian Era though.

i.e. corporal punishment? A sound spanking from Miss Jones?

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Some people say I look old for my age. I tell them I had a hard paper round.

You've bought a wig?

^I bought it for him on his birthday.

^ to go with the pipe.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Does the fact that they dress seductively prevent them from getting an education?

Ask DJ Pat whether they spend more time studying or between his grimy (have you washed them yet, Pat?? ) sheets.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

those girls are doing what they were designed for, and doing it best at their age,

Good try, but far too blatant, Butterfly. Not going to rise to it.

^^Do you employ the services of a young woman to lick your nipples and insert things in your belly button whilst smoking your pipe?

English tourist enjoying the last of his Guinness while waiting for the Tourist Information booth to open so he can ask where the nearest KFC is located.

He happens to be standing on Tactile paving slabs. He can't be blind as he's seen the camera.

1. Travel to Bangkok with baby and a pram / pushchair and expect the pavements / sidewalks to be tailor made for them. Nothing against travelling with kids, but this isn't a civilised city. What did you expect?

Dam boy, this was hell having done it with a friend earlier this year, and what do you mean by pavements? most were just gravel traps.

Travel with children in bangkok? No warning in the travel brochure

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Originally Posted by sunsetter

weraing a leather g string, filthy hair past his shoulders, a leather waistcoat, and sock with sandals,

Don't mock the rock, dude.

Which one?

Originally Posted by Norton

English tourist enjoying the last of his Guinness while waiting for the Tourist Information booth to open so he can ask where the nearest KFC is located.

Clearly a Dairy Queen Big Gulp. The lovely lass behind him is slugging back a banana daquari and thinking about gnawing off her friend's arm. But... I know this guy.

He's an Inuit ticket salesman at for the Calgary Hitmen at the Pengrowth Saddledome. Normally works the main ticket booth but sometimes collects at gates G-J.

Originally Posted by Texpat

Originally Posted by Norton

English tourist enjoying the last of his Guinness while waiting for the Tourist Information booth to open so he can ask where the nearest KFC is located.

Clearly a Dairy Queen Big Gulp. The lovely lass behind him is slugging back a banana daquari and thinking about gnawing off her friend's arm. But... I know this guy.

He's an Inuit ticket salesman at for the Calgary Hitmen at the Pengrowth Saddledome. Normally works the main ticket booth but sometimes collects at gates G-J.

And the guy with the green/white hooped shirt with his back to the camera appears to have shit his pants.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Originally Posted by Propagator

^ Yep

Yummy yummy yummy. Bangkok here I come!

BKK? Chiang Mai is a college town.

Originally Posted by bustak

BKK? Chiang Mai is a college town.

Old pics. New rules no tight skirts or blouses.

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

It's the reason why many private schools have a strict dress code to keep males and females attentive to their studies and to avoid these kinds of 'distractions'.

we had a very strict dress code at school, but we managed

Originally Posted by Norton

Originally Posted by bustak

BKK? Chiang Mai is a college town.

Old pics. New rules no tight skirts or blouses.

How about rules for ajarns then?

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Originally Posted by Propagator

^ Yep

Yummy yummy yummy. Bangkok here I come!

Next stop.
Chubbyville.

^ call me a chubby chaser, those girls are pretty hot!

Originally Posted by Norton

Originally Posted by bustak

BKK? Chiang Mai is a college town.

Old pics. New rules no tight skirts or blouses.

I was out & about near CMU last night, & a lot of those girls didn't get the notice.

bloody hell Bustak, where is your camera when it really would be good to use it

Originally Posted by English Noodles

^^Do you employ the services of a young woman to lick your nipples and insert things in your belly button whilst smoking your pipe?

She wasn't getting paid for that as I recall.

Isn't that Scampy just about to go and buy the new copy of Empire?