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06-09-2008, 07:19 PM
AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by bkkandrew

^Oh you mean the section when you lied about the incident in the bar?

Or was it the section where you deliberatly misrepresented the events after the offender left the bar?

Err no, the part where I said Turddy beat someone up, he denied it and called me a liar, I posted his own words where he inferred it and yours where you stated it. It was after that point that you firmly grasped the wrong end of the stick and went off yapping away and biting ankles.

Do you often hear the phrase 'nice but dim' used in conjunction with your name? How about just the latter term?:rolleyes:

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Why do lawyers lie so much?

And why are you still here?

Why do you talk so much bollocks? Why are you so obsessed with my job?

And what's it to you, you gonna threaten to beat me up unless I leave or something Tough Guy? Snigger.

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Originally Posted by EmperorTud

That's true; your spelling is atrocious!

:rofl: I bet you ran that through a spell-checker didn't you. Last time you appointed yourself forum spelling cop and audited my posts you made a complete dick of yourself.
06-09-2008, 07:19 PM
EmperorTud

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

Perhaps someone better educated than me can tell me whether Tud has lost credibility or credability?

I thought I just did.
06-09-2008, 07:20 PM
bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

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Originally Posted by bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

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I can't actually see why you are going on about this.

Merely an afternoon's entertainment.

What an exiting life you lead...:(

Well, you are on here too bkka. I live here full time, it does get a bit boring sometimes. What's your excuse? :)

I have spent the afternoon buying a wall unit and doing some other shopping. My excuse is that I needed one to store some stuff in and the fridge was low on beer.

Anyone else have some 'exciting' afternoon entertainment to share?
06-09-2008, 07:23 PM
bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Why do you talk so much bollocks? Why are you so obsessed with my job?

Are you denying you are a lawyer?
06-09-2008, 07:32 PM
AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Why do you talk so much bollocks? Why are you so obsessed with my job?

Are you denying you are a lawyer?

Are you being intentionally obtuse? Please tell me that you are... For your sake.
06-09-2008, 07:34 PM
bkkandrew

^Typical for a lawyer to advise 'no comment' on a simple yes/no question...
06-09-2008, 07:37 PM
Loy Toy

I had a stone retaining wall put up and next to a klong that runs through my property.

Told the thai foreman that there would be no way it would stay up and he told me "mai pen rai" if it fall down I fix.

Well you guesed it 2 days after he put it up it was in the river and the place looked a mess.

This happened 4 months ago and it was only yesterday that he come back to repair it. Meanwhile I lost 4 months rent and he then had the hide to ask could he put up the more difficult walls as he had no work at the moment.

Yes he fixed it, and after daily telephone calls and legal threats but how would he expect more work when the new one has not been prooved yet.

No sense > no feelings!
06-09-2008, 07:38 PM
bkkmadness

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I have spent the afternoon buying a wall unit and doing some other shopping. My excuse is that I needed one to store some stuff in and the fridge was low on beer.

Quite obviously I was referencing your reason to be on this forum this afternoon since you commented that my life was boring since I was on it for an 'afternoon's entertainment'. I shall simplify my questions in the future. :rolleyes:

edit: forgot who I was talking to, smiley added.
06-09-2008, 07:40 PM
AntRobertson

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Are you being intentionally obtuse? Please tell me that you are... For your sake.

...

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Originally Posted by bkkandrew

^Typical for a lawyer to advise 'no comment' on a simple yes/no question...

So that would be a "no" then. Oh dear. :(

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I shall simplify my questions in the future.

Doesn't work, I've tried it. He still makes a complete hash of it. :(
06-09-2008, 07:42 PM
bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

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I have spent the afternoon buying a wall unit and doing some other shopping. My excuse is that I needed one to store some stuff in and the fridge was low on beer.

Quite obviously I was referencing your reason to be on this forum this afternoon since you commented that my life was boring since I was on it for an 'afternoon's entertainment'. I shall simplify my questions in the future.

But I wasn't on the forum for most of the afternoon, which is why I responded a touch sarcastically...
06-09-2008, 07:48 PM
bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Of course, if that's the case.

I'd put that down to poor business acumen. Not lack of adaptation, or having to put up with a local imbecile.

Since this has now been attributed to my OP, I wonder how you would have dealt with the situation better?

Accept the shoddy goods and attempt to rip off the customer?
Pay for the shoddy goods and throw them away?
06-09-2008, 07:50 PM
bkkmadness

^^ You've been posting on here longer than me this afternoon bkka. :)
06-09-2008, 08:02 PM
bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

^^ You've been posting on here longer than me this afternoon bkka. :)

You will see that I went out about 4pm and returned at 6.45, anyway I have achieved my objectives prior to going out tonight and that is the main thing.

On the broader point, I am genuinely surprised and disappointed that you (who I have regarded on both forums as a level-headed and good poster) have succumbed to Ant's stalking fest.

As for Ant 'I refuse to comment' Robertson, seriously, after you were voted to leave this forum, why did you come back?
06-09-2008, 08:06 PM
AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by bkkchihuahuaboy

Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap…

Turdy! Noodles! Call off your bloody little dog; he’s trying to hump my leg again!

I’ll admit to almost admiring its ferocious loyalty but it kinda leaps in there without thinking doesn’t it. Mind I can also see how he provides you guys with some comic relief… Or at least something to laugh at.

I can see why you Turdy keeps it as a pet though; they both go to rather extraordinary lengths to not admit when they're wrong. Both are also seemingly oblivious to what complete arses they make of themselves in the process.
06-09-2008, 08:11 PM
bkkandrew

^Still avoiding the questions. Typical lawyer.
06-09-2008, 08:17 PM
AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by bkkandrew

anyway I have achieved my objectives prior to going out tonight and that is the main thing.

1. Demonstrate inability to read and comprehend simple sentences. Check.
2. Prove conclusively that 'stupid really is as stupid does'. Check.
3. Play silly little games on the internet. Check.
4. Make complete arse of self; refuse to admit mistake; despertately try to distract (see point 3); all the while keep digging hole deeper. Check.
5. Feckless, brainless and childish trolling. Check.

Indeed, well done.
06-09-2008, 08:18 PM
spiff

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Err no, the part where I said Turddy beat someone up, he denied it and called me a liar, I posted his own words where he inferred it and yours where you stated it.

Still on about this? Do you mean this part, a bit different from what you just claimed, isn't it:

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...and beat up people at restaurants...

Post #72

It is not about an incident, but a generalisation, misrepresentation or, considering the ill-will, a smear. You are as dishonest as you accuse him of - peas in a pot.
06-09-2008, 08:19 PM
AntRobertson

^Pedantic much? Tud beat a guy up; what part of that's causing you so much difficulty.

Is your other login still broken? Seemed to be working earlier?
06-09-2008, 08:20 PM
DrAndy

fucking hell, what a load of pathetic schoolboy rubbish this thread has turned into

mind you, the original Op was hardly fascinating
06-09-2008, 08:23 PM
tsicar

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Originally Posted by bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Of course, if that's the case.

I'd put that down to poor business acumen. Not lack of adaptation, or having to put up with a local imbecile.

Since this has now been attributed to my OP, I wonder how you would have dealt with the situation better?

Accept the shoddy goods and attempt to rip off the customer?
Pay for the shoddy goods and throw them away?

accept the shoddy goods and rip of the next poor cnut and don't say a word, thai style.
that way, the assholes saying you are a poor businessman would not have an excuse to attack you.
the only mistake you made was to trust a thai, and it seems strange to me, that some of the thai apologists have jumped in to criticize your judgement, since some of these guys are the same ones telling us how wonderful and honest the thais are, never miss an opportunity to defend them!
my advice: put it down to "schoolfees"
do not trust ANY asian in business. the OP is a typical example.
06-09-2008, 08:24 PM
bkkmadness

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On the broader point, I am genuinely surprised and disappointed that you (who I have regarded on both forums as a level-headed and good poster) have succumbed to Ant's stalking fest.

You asked me about this is a PM just now and I told you then what I will tell you again now.

I don't follow Ant, I personally find Tuddy to be annoying sometimes, his racist little rants, his constant complaints etc. So I slap him down a bit because of it. Now sometimes I do this because I am annoyed with him, and sometimes, much like this afternoon I did it for pure entertainment. I didn't release how much fun bashing Tuddy could be until the BNP post this past week, which was hilarious. Honestly, I never laughed out loud so much at someone's posts here, the stupidity of it was extraordinary. I asumed he was drunk from the beer bar in fact.

I also told you I didn't like his arrogant manner, so when I slap him down I use an arrogant manner myself in which to do so. I did try to wear the cotton gloves on him like last week because Noodles said he's overall a decent chap which I quite believe, but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I also told you that I hoped you was clear on this and if you had any further questions regarding this you was free to ask.

Now I have told you this privately and publicly I really, really, do hope it clears up the confusion. It can be a little boring repeating myself but I find that's the cross I must bear when dealing with people that are not very intelligent.

Though to add a further truth I feel you are trying to convince me to leave you lads alone because the heat in the kitchen has got much too hot for you.
06-09-2008, 08:24 PM
bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by bkkandrew

anyway I have achieved my objectives prior to going out tonight and that is the main thing.

1. Demonstrate inability to read and comprehend simple sentences. Check.
2. Prove conclusively that 'stupid really is as stupid does'. Check.
3. Play silly little games on the internet. Check.
4. Make complete arse of self; refuse to admit mistake; despertately try to distract (see point 3); all the while keep digging hole deeper. Check.
5. Feckless, brainless and childish trolling. Check.

Indeed, well done.

Nope, purchased a wall unit and assembled. Went an agreeable Italian lunch and had a few beers.

What have you achieved today, Ant 'no comment' Robinson?
06-09-2008, 08:28 PM
bkkmadness

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Originally Posted by DrAndy

fucking hell, what a load of pathetic schoolboy rubbish this thread has turned into

I do agree, but it depends how you view the whole thing. If you having a good laugh at your computer then it's fine, if you are getting angry or upset about it, then probably best avoided.

I saw a comment from someone that they wouldn't have a beer with Tud, for me that isn't so, what we say on the forum doesn't count a great deal in real life for me. And I very much doubt we are all the assholes in real life that we actually appear to be on here sometimes.
06-09-2008, 08:28 PM
bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

It can be a little boring repeating myself but I find that's the cross I must bear when dealing with people that are not very intelligent.

Fine, that is all I need to hear.

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

Though to add a further truth I feel you are trying to convince me to leave you lads alone because the heat in the kitchen has got much too hot for you.

Not at all, you must post here and conduct yourself as you see fit.
06-09-2008, 08:29 PM
AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by bkkandrew

What have you achieved today, Ant 'no comment' Robinson?

I convinced a fish to swim backwards; tamed the shrew; completed all of Hercules tasks in alphabetical order; filled in the mariana trench and then dug it back out again, just for the hell of it; built a sandcastle... On the moon; and then after lunch I had a bit of a kip.
06-09-2008, 08:30 PM
bkkmadness

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Went an agreeable Italian lunch and had a few beers.

You should try the Sunday buffet at Rossini's at the Sheraton, I can't recommend it enough, a real bargain actually.
06-09-2008, 08:30 PM
bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by DrAndy

fucking hell, what a load of pathetic schoolboy rubbish this thread has turned into

Well, coming from you, you are implying that we are all in our 60's.

I feel offended. :tosser1:
06-09-2008, 08:30 PM
spiff

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

^Pedantic much?

Just pointing out the difference between referring to a fact and lying with ill-intent. I know you'd rather not others applied some of the scrutiny to your comments as you do to theirs, but here it is.

About on a par with Tud's blunder about Birmingham, but it is personal. What is really low is denying it when called upon and attacking all and sundry instead.

Have a nice weekend. LOL
06-09-2008, 08:31 PM
Fabian

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Originally Posted by bkkandrew

I have spent the afternoon buying a wall unit and doing some other shopping. My excuse is that I needed one to store some stuff in and the fridge was low on beer.

Anyone else have some 'exciting' afternoon entertainment to share?

I was test driving cars but this thread is much more fun. Bitch fights par exellence.
06-09-2008, 08:32 PM
bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by bkkandrew

What have you achieved today, Ant 'no comment' Robinson?

I convinced a fish to swim backwards; tamed the shrew; completed all of Hercules tasks in alphabetical order; filled in the mariana trench and then dug it back out again, just for the hell of it; built a sandcastle... On the moon; and then after lunch I had a bit of a kip.

Since you managed so much, why can't you manage to answer my question of whether you are a lawyer and why, after being voted off the forum, you came back?
06-09-2008, 08:35 PM
bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by spiff

What is really low is denying it when called upon and attacking all and sundry instead.

A perfect analysis of Ant 'no comment' Robertson.
06-09-2008, 08:38 PM
AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by spiff

Just pointing out the difference between referring to a fact and lying with ill-intend.

Do you know the difference between a fact and your opinion?

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Have a nice weekend. LOL

U 2. LOL. Hope U manage 2 get Ur other login sorted! LOL!!

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Since you managed so much, why can't you manage to answer my question of whether you are a lawyer and why, after being voted off the forum, you came back?

Because they're stupid questions designed to do nothing other than distract from the fact you charged into this thread, grabbed the wrong end of the stick, ranted and raved, made an arse of yourself and have refused to acknowledge you were wrong.

Silly little games that don't deserve to be dignified with a response, basically. Couple that to the fact that you're not very good at reading and comprehending basic English and I'd be here all night giving you free lessons.
06-09-2008, 08:52 PM
spiff

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Do you know the difference between a fact and your opinion

Can you read and comprehend your own words when quoted again for your perusal?
06-09-2008, 08:58 PM
DrivingForce

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Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I had a stone retaining wall put up and next to a klong that runs through my property.

Told the thai foreman that there would be no way it would stay up and he told me "mai pen rai" if it fall down I fix.

Well you guesed it 2 days after he put it up it was in the river and the place looked a mess.

This happened 4 months ago and it was only yesterday that he come back to repair it. Meanwhile I lost 4 months rent and he then had the hide to ask could he put up the more difficult walls as he had no work at the moment.

Yes he fixed it, and after daily telephone calls and legal threats but how would he expect more work when the new one has not been prooved yet.

No sense > no feelings!

my my........nice topic recovery attempt, an A+ for effort :1st:F- for those who ignored your obvious attempts at not so subtle redirection...:( :deadhorsebig:
06-09-2008, 09:01 PM
bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

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Since you managed so much, why can't you manage to answer my question of whether you are a lawyer and why, after being voted off the forum, you came back?

Because they're stupid questions designed to do nothing other than distract from the fact you charged into this thread, grabbed the wrong end of the stick, ranted and raved, made an arse of yourself and have refused to acknowledge you were wrong.

Charged into the thread? I was the OP! :rofl:
06-09-2008, 09:05 PM
bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Silly little games that don't deserve to be dignified with a response, basically. Couple that to the fact that you're not very good at reading and comprehending basic English and I'd be here all night giving you free lessons.

Silly games, eh?

You were voted to perminently leave the forum. It is indeed silly that you have come back.

Free lessons in English, eh? What use would they be from you when you are stuck a word in the following sentence:

'Ant Robinson was voted perminently off the forum'.
06-09-2008, 09:09 PM
bkkmadness

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Originally Posted by DrivingForce

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Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I had a stone retaining wall put up and next to a klong that runs through my property.

Told the thai foreman that there would be no way it would stay up and he told me "mai pen rai" if it fall down I fix................

my my........nice topic recovery attempt, an A+ for effort :1st:F- for those who ignored your obvious attempts at not so subtle redirection...:( :deadhorsebig:

I can just imagine a huge pub brawl, chairs cracking over people's heads, glasses flying all over the place, blood splattering on the wall, and then one man in the corner stands up and tries in vain to get Friday night's pub quiz going again. :)

Good on you LT, the rest should be in MKP.

(kinda sounds like a night out with Tuddie and bkka on the 33 doesn't it)

:sorry1: couldn't resist.

Have a good evening Gents.:)
06-09-2008, 09:16 PM
spiff

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Originally Posted by bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Silly little games that don't deserve to be dignified with a response, basically. Couple that to the fact that you're not very good at reading and comprehending basic English and I'd be here all night giving you free lessons.

Silly games, eh?

You were voted to perminently leave the forum. It is indeed silly that you have come back.

Free lessons in English, eh? What use would they be from you when you are stuck a word in the following sentence:

'Ant Robinson was voted perminently off the forum'.

pwned. again. LOL What a clown.
06-09-2008, 09:17 PM
bkkandrew

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

I can just imagine a huge pub brawl, chairs cracking over people's heads, glasses flying all over the place, blood splattering on the wall, and then one man in the corner stands up and tries in vain to get Friday night's pub quiz going again. :)

:rofl:

Thats the best thing I have read on-line all day! :)

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

Good on you LT, the rest should be in MKP.

Have to disagree here, Ant's lies and stalking should remain for all to see.

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

(kinda sounds like a night out with Tuddie and bkka on the 33 doesn't it)

It was Cowboy actually.

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Originally Posted by bkkmadness

:sorry1: couldn't resist.

So you should be.:tieme: :)
06-09-2008, 09:17 PM
AntRobertson

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Originally Posted by bkkandrew

Silly games, eh?

Yup, silly games. What's it with accusing me of stalking you and all the questions about what I do/don't do. You and Smeg both actually; hey a new buddy for you!

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You were voted to perminently leave the forum. It is indeed silly that you have come back.

I sense that you think I should actually care about some poll on an anonymous internet forum. How very odd. And for your information I left the forum of my own volition and returned of my own volition. You have a problem with that, Tough Guy, take it up with someone who cares.

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Free lessons in English,[sic] eh? What use would they be from you when you are stuck a word(?) in the following sentance[sic]:

'Ant Robinson[sic] was voted perminently[sic] off the forum'.

Lesson 1. Christ there's a lot of work to do. :(

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