Thread: Fukn weird couple of days

i had sex with my wife

^my sympathies.

[QUOTE="dirtydog"]Thats bloody terrible Blake, should be waffles with PG Tips and beef butties later, no mushy peas though QUOTE]

Wierd knut, worse than Marmers

Originally Posted by Butterfly

no barfine for 2 weeks, and I was turned down by a cute gogo girl in Nana on Sunday

She was meeting me, no Bar Fine

Originally Posted by Bluecat

Well I think she's not pissed because of the phone off but because you came back

Probably........

Originally Posted by walrus

Don't worry Jarvis, it will get better this weekend when Man Utd win the title

Exactly mate

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

i had sex with my wife

Fookin' ell.....feel better already

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Four epileptic seizures on Saturday due to stress, which was all I needed.

These seem to be coming more often don't they Pat? Is there nothing you can do about it?

Not much mate..I've had 3 in a year..2 in the last month..beer and not eating the doc said

I'm foking tip top

And why did you name your dog 'Tip Top'?

I had a shit Saturday. I thought the Manc Chav was on Soi 4, so I went to Cowboy to watch the footy. Fek me, if the Chav was in the wrong place!

The Jock was pleasant company though.

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

i had sex with my wife

Truly sorry to hear that...

Bloody hell, has anybody had a good week ? I was beat to a pulp earlier, and this morning I spilled water on my laptop. It doesn't work properly and keeps on shutting down, I think it's on it's last legs (kinda like I feel !).

Originally Posted by Jarvis

First off.......in shit with the misses for not coming home for two days...with phone off Second off....the fucking dog from downstairs is outside my appartment as it seen Eric the Cat on the balcony, so the kunting dog has been outside my room for two days trying to get in when I open the door.Twatted it anyway... Third off.....phone call early hours of the morning that the misses sister has had a baby girl..phones goin off all fookin' night Last one......have been sussed out with me mia Oh, and me uncle from America rang work today because me mam couldn't get through on my phone because she thought I was dead through a fookin Cyclone that hit Burma........fok Your bad weekends chaps and gals?

Hmmm let me think......

WHO GIVES A FUCK?

Originally Posted by meow

I was beat to a pulp earlier

Its amazing the service in some of those S&M Bars...

Originally Posted by meow

I spilled water on my laptop

Was it the exitement of the above?

I've been in England for 3 weeks and I havent had sex, Me balls are so big I'm pushing them around in a wheelbarrow and me gik is gonna get blasted into next year when i get back on Sunday.

* I will add that despite having a good look around I have failed to see a single girl here who looked trim, little bit too wide for my liking they are

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Four epileptic seizures on Saturday due to stress, which was all I needed.

These seem to be coming more often don't they Pat? Is there nothing you can do about it?

It's my own lifestyle the doc says, shouldn't eat certain things and also drink certain things like coffee.

The doc told me to eat a more bland diet and not so much spice.

If you were to see my ugly face at the moment, you'll agree that I look terrible.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

no barfine for 2 weeks, and I was turned down by a cute gogo girl in Nana on Sunday,

I thought you guys shared the barfines so you will still get a wage.

How do you get turned down by a girl in nana?

I used to have a friend that used to go to nana 'on the pull'.

Always thought it was a 'pay and go' policy myself.

Originally Posted by Jarvis

First off.......in shit with the misses for not coming home for two days...with phone off

You or the misses?

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

I used to have a friend that used to go to nana 'on the pull'..

I think this is a polite way for an ugly-as-sin bloke to say he's gonna pay for sex in Nana with some equally as rugged bargirl.