Thread: How to impress a whoremonger in Pattaya?

How about that floating gogo bar out in the bay?

Full blown report with piccies DD?

He's out of it most likely.

Now you can swim with the crocodiles at the Thai stone park crocodile farm. No one has done it yet but it can be done.

You can also go to the Gay-for-a-Day shop and fulfill your secret desire to be a transvestite. For a couple thousand baht you will be made up into the man or woman of your dreams. Then you can strut the streets of Pattaya until morning. If you are lucky you might hookup and even make a few baht by dawn. That's a 24 hour rental.

If those don't work you could trip nude fishing. There's a boat that leaves at 9:15pm. That goes for 3 hours. you should be back to the shore by midnight. 800baht.

Easy. Show him you can score a looker without getting your wallet out.

Are we going to get some sort of trip report then DD, or has it been posted already and i've missed it???