Dalts - You didn't mention the lobotomy. :rolleyes:
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Dalts - You didn't mention the lobotomy. :rolleyes:
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A full frontal lobotomy is a bit extreme
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I'd settle for a full bottle in front of me
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At least the effects are reversible
I must thank Davearn for the bottle of Wild Turkey, and he left a carton of Winston cigarettes in the car - highest bidder can have them :)
If you are socially anxious but want to meet people, you a freak but if you are socially anxious but still don't give a toss about meeting people, then you are just a miserable bastard?
So, is that bigger or smaller than Chi? (That's the one with the neck for those of you that get confused by the first three letters of a nik being the same...:bunny3:)Quote:
Originally Posted by chinthee
I think that I might could help, I'm great with shy people..:) Kind of a shame that you aint a gal...:)Quote:
Originally Posted by buad hai
Twat...:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
^^^Well, let's put it this way. When he got up to go to the toilet, most of the Thais were either cowering in the corner, staring with gaping open mouths, and I did snap a pic of this reaction:
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^ What happend :confused: :confused: Did she meet "Uncle Fester"..:)
^Actually, you're right, I snapped that as Texpat got up.
^ He surely knows have to make the girls wet...:)
I got a really good piccie of Unkle Fester.
I'll have to wait for his permission before I post it though.
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the korat bash was really great-definitely wont miss the next one.
the teakdoor hooligans i met all lived up to expectations and a huge amount of beer was consumed. great company, good conversation and a lot of laughs, great hospitality from forreaching me, too.
texpat proved his thai language and writing skills by accepting a challenge from tsicar to translate and write the word "clitorus" in thai, which was then passed to the serving girl for verification. her reaction confirmed it and she never served tsicar another drink for the rest of the evening.
dalton drove back the same night as the kids were occupying the trampoline and he had nowhere to sleep........
Should have started by asking him to spell it in English.Quote:
Originally Posted by tsicar
^Whats one of them then?
Bladdy hell, you promised not to post that...:) Makes me feel bad..Quote:
Originally Posted by tsicar
Actually, that was one of the intellectual topics of conversation with Dalton claiming anyone who gives oral sex to a woman is a queer, and that a woman's pleasure is surely secondary to a man's. :bunny3:
Feck of Mamers, you posted me without permission :) So just put "Uncle Fester" up there...:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
clitoris, though it may have been like toysRus, ClitsRus:)Quote:
Originally Posted by stroller
Glad I haven't gone out of my way to mix with these low-lives.
Did I say that :confused: Nah...you must be mistaken, so much noice around :rolleyes:...BTW it dosent matter in your case anyway..;)Quote:
Originally Posted by chinthee
AHHH, thats like the G Spot then, real deep in the girls throat, the more they gag the more they enjoy it then?Quote:
Originally Posted by English Noodles
Meanwhile one of the bar girls was proving her English skills by writing the word 'cock' in English on a piece of paper.:rolleyes:
Yeah right...:rolleyes: You need to open your horizons, it might actually be good for you..:) You're turning into a hermit up there..Quote:
Originally Posted by stroller
^^Not scampys forehead then?