The Teak Door "Bucket List"

**chitown** · 13-03-2008, 04:49 PM

Jack Nicholson (a rich CEO) and Morgan Freeman (a blue collar worker) play characters who that both have terminal illnesses. They meet in the hospital and Nicholson comes up with the idea of making a list of things to do before they die (The Bucket List)

The adventures include the heart pumping sky diving, auto drag racing, and trips to exotic locations and foreign countries. The tow are oddly paired do their backgrounds.

OK - if you were in their shoes, which Teak Door member would you choose and what would you put on your list to do before the two of you kick the bucket?

As a team, come up with the list!!!

I think I will choose Chintee since we are a bit different - he has the big wallet and I have the big neck!!

**chitown** · 13-03-2008, 05:02 PM

I thought about choosing MtD.

We are quite opposite - I am a refined. proper gentleman and he is such an uncivilized brute with no manners at all

Every time I meet up with him his clothes are disheveled and he he is hung over. I hate it when he sports his "same same but different" t-shirt.

**Marmite the Dog** · 13-03-2008, 05:39 PM

Jetty & NR - Double tag-team.

**Marmite the Dog** · 13-03-2008, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by chitown

Every time I meet up with him his clothes are disheveled and he he is hung over.

Not my fault you want to meet at the crack of dawn (no, not in Hua Hin) on a Saturday.

**flash** · 13-03-2008, 06:23 PM

I have no intention of dying, ever..

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 13-03-2008, 06:25 PM

I want to do a line of cocaine off a models arse on the trans Siberian railway.

**chinthee** · 13-03-2008, 06:33 PM

Well, I would plan the biggest heist the world has ever known. Federal Reserve type level, or de Beers vault, something like that. I would need somebody with good technical skills to figure out all the details, so would pick an engineer.

I think Watterinja or maybe Norton, who knows a lot about high tech too.

After we got away with all the loot, we would spread it around to the village chiefs of the Moo Bans in Isaan, in exchange for one night with the prettiest two girls in the village.

**dirtydog** · 13-03-2008, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by chinthee

the prettiest two girls in the village

don't waterninja or norton get any girls then?

**chinthee** · 13-03-2008, 07:08 PM

^Oh, I forgot about them.

**November Rain** · 13-03-2008, 07:22 PM

I'd choose Props, Loomy or Charley Farley. Jettie would be good, but she's the obvious choice.

Any of you 3 guys fancy skydiving with me? (I've done it once, but I'll do it again if you care to join me

)

**kingwilly** · 13-03-2008, 09:22 PM

I've always wanted to skydive...

**chitown** · 13-03-2008, 09:53 PM

In the 1st place, skydiving is not what I would fancy if I was with you and Jet!!!

Originally Posted by November Rain

I'd choose Props, Loomy or Charley Farley. Jettie would be good, but she's the obvious choice.

Any of you 3 guys fancy skydiving with me? (I've done it once, but I'll do it again if you care to join me

)

**Redneck** · 13-03-2008, 11:28 PM

A girl I knew a few years back licked coke out of the pussy of Jean Claude Van Damme's g/f

bkkmadness · 13-03-2008, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by chitown

I think I will choose Chintee since we are a bit different - he has the big wallet and I have the big neck!!

Shit, I've been overly friendly with the wrong yank.

NR - Green eyed babies.

**flash** · 13-03-2008, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by Redneck

A girl I knew a few years back licked coke out of the pussy of Jean Claude Van Damme's g/f

Was she terminally ill?

**zipcode** · 13-03-2008, 11:45 PM

I'd like to run rampant in a nunnery for a weekend...any volunteers want to join in?

[Yes, I did attend a Catholic school ]

**Thetyim** · 13-03-2008, 11:48 PM

I'll pass on the nunnery thanks

**Thetyim** · 13-03-2008, 11:51 PM

How about a round the world cruise on the Queen Victoria with an all female crew

That could take over a year

**sabang** · 13-03-2008, 11:58 PM

I'd go in a Grand Tour of all the spots left I haven't been but still want to see- Zanzibar, Ngorongoro crater, Venice, Rome, Cuba, Nicaragua, Alaska plus a few more stops for memory lanes sake. First class, of course.

As for the TD member, well fairly flexible but firstly he/she (females Most welcome

) would need to be terminally ill already- wouldn't wish that on someone just to accompany me on a Grand tour!

**Jet Gorgon** · 14-03-2008, 12:35 AM

Bucket pal. Terminally ill...only know one on the board that is in that condition -- Ray Carey. I'd take him to Chaco Canyon and chuck him off of a sacred ruin. Put him out of his misery. Maybe he'll come back as a lovable dolphin.

Then, I'd be refreshed and would come back to Thailand to party at the dog mansion with NR, little boy and Lady Hawk. We'd invite all you boys and take turns using you as dart boards.

**Propagator** · 14-03-2008, 02:09 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

I'd choose Props, Loomy or Charley Farley. Jettie would be good, but she's the obvious choice. Any of you 3 guys fancy skydiving with me? (I've done it once, but I'll do it again if you care to join me

Yeh - I would give that a go, as long as you join me down the Cresta Run

**rawlins** · 14-03-2008, 04:59 AM

I'll choose English Noodles...

Bucket List:

1. No rules boxing bout against Noodles in a ring....
2. Old style 10 paces duel, turn around and shoot, against Noodles...
3. Russian Roulette... just me and Noodles and 1 bullet...

Hopefully I wouldn't be dead after the above 3 then I could carry on my bucket list in peace....

**English Noodles** · 14-03-2008, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by rawlins

I'll choose English Noodles...

Bucket List:

1. No rules boxing bout against Noodles in a ring....
2. Old style 10 paces duel, turn around and shoot, against Noodles...
3. Russian Roulette... just me and Noodles and 1 bullet...

Hopefully I wouldn't be dead after the above 3 then I could carry on my bucket list in peace....

Nice.

**zipcode** · 15-03-2008, 05:40 AM

^ and ^^

Is this the new 'clash of the titans' now that Obsidian and AntR are hibernating?

**rawlins** · 15-03-2008, 06:03 AM

Naahh....... Just a jokey dig now and then... me and Noodles have progressed past our bickering stage and just have the odd sly jab when bored...

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