Thread: How to handle women.

Handle them?
Firm and use both your hands

daily
roughly
all over

Nice one Dalton. I'll put a copy in the kitchen straight away.

Originally Posted by Loombucket

Nice one Dalton. I'll put a copy in the kitchen straight away.

Don't be too hasty, Loomy. Much as I love Dalts, he's not really the world's expert on women, are you sweetie?

When he comes up with a 'definitive lifestyle of fish' - then you can be sure to print & stick it.

Yep,

That list fits Aunty like a glove.

Gay, femine and touchy with ginger hair.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by Loombucket

Nice one Dalton. I'll put a copy in the kitchen straight away.

Don't be too hasty, Loomy. Much as I love Dalts, he's not really the world's expert on women, are you sweetie?

When he comes up with a 'definitive lifestyle of fish' - then you can be sure to print & stick it.

Can't green you but 'ROGER THAT'. Fortunately Mrs Loomb can't read English but we don't have a printer anyway.

Well, I do not really think the problem is how to handle women.
But how to not be handled by them...

Women are very easy to understand. They need some juice! Hehehehe... Oh... I mean "we".

print it out and spread the warning

Like a bowling ball, but wash thumb beforehand, and index finger afterwards.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Don't be too hasty, Loomy. Much as I love Dalts, he's not really the world's expert on women, are you sweetie?

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Originally Posted by sharon

Women are very easy to understand. They need some juice! Hehehehe... Oh... I mean "we".

I know what you mean Sharon, like this kind of juice....

"How to handle a woman?
There's a way," said the wise old man,
"A way known by ev'ry woman
Since the whole rigmarole began."
"Do I flatter her?" I begged him answer.
"Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
Do I brood or play the gay romancer?"
Said he, smiling: "No indeed.
How to handle a woman?
Mark me well, I will tell you, sir:
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her...simply love her...
Merely love her...love her...love her."

When, Dalton, when have I exhibited touchy symptoms? When?

Originally Posted by zipcode

Like a bowling ball, but wash thumb beforehand, and index finger afterwards.

CLASSIC.

Originally Posted by buad hai

Do I brood or play the gay romancer?

I understand it may work well if your amorous sights are aimed at NR!

Of course it's important to find one with the right attitude.

Handle women?
Errr.. , --you start at the top and work down, -- dont you?

But buy them a drink first!

Use thick gloves and plenty of body armour!

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

When, Dalton, when have I exhibited touchy symptoms? When?

classic!