^ Bollocks! You thicko's might but I've got a Masters, MB. ;)
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^ Bollocks! You thicko's might but I've got a Masters, MB. ;)
^ We know! :rofl:
^ Self-deprecating humour's only funny when it's not reciprocated :(
;)
Remember Bamber Gascoigne and University Challenge...well if I could answer one question correctly in one episode then I was happy.
Didnt start school until I was 8 or 9 - ( see childhood memories thread) passed 11 + - grammar school - failed everything except GCE Geography- left and entered the U of L- ended up an independent ( and in demand!) consultant to International Insurance groups - WTF! :rofl: Still dunno how it happened!!!
Same.Quote:
Originally Posted by sabang
(but correct typo, 3rd sentence, second word; if it's not a typo Sabang is more country than a picket fence.) :)
If you are all clever , who is this then ?
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^ I have a confession to make... Clueless is actually my Dad.. Strange but true...
Well then, hello Mr. Rawlins!Quote:
Originally Posted by rawlins
I see that quizzes run in the Rawlins family. :)
Left school at 15 with a handfull of O levels, then...........my real education started.
Look back at post # 32 and if you get the answer you are the cleverest .
^^As opposed to your false education?
I started courses in astrophysics, molecular biology and brain surgery (on the same day), but after a couple of weeks decided I wanted to do something challenging instead.
I am sure my grades would have been top notch, but since I already know it all, I would have been a waste of time.
Those who have degrees are just jealous of those of us who don't, because we are so much smarter and didn't have to go to school to prove it!
So there!
Thats what I told him when he was young , , daft sod called me Dad ever since :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by rawlins
Are you stalking me Rawlins ?Quote:
Originally Posted by rawlins
I have an honours degree in Geology from Edinburgh University and a piddly post-graduate diploma in IT design fro ma crappy new university in Edinburgh.
Our structural engineer has not showed up so far to tell us about his academic achievements! :p
No wonder I turned out the way I did...:(Quote:
Originally Posted by cluelessThats what I told him when he was young , , daft sod called me Dad ever since :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by rawlins
Shit... you don't work offshore and live in Pattaya do you?....Quote:
Originally Posted by BegbieAre you stalking me Rawlins ?Quote:
Originally Posted by rawlins
I have an honours degree in Geology from Edinburgh University and a piddly post-graduate diploma in IT design fro ma crappy new university in Edinburgh.
Master Mariner certificate and along the way picked up a higher HND in Nautical Studies from Southampton Institute of education.
No degree?! How frightfully common!Quote:
Originally Posted by slimboyfat
You are right sir!Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
and i am a bit pissed now and just remembered that the H in HND stands for higher anyway
What are you drinking today?Quote:
Originally Posted by slimboyfat
Not 4x!!?
Only got some GCSE'S, can't say I have missed out on much by not having a degree.
Well so far 2 pints of Heineken and 2 pints of VB all drunk within an hour.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
I have four VB stubbies in my room now for top up purposes. I will probably have a couple of bottles of Crown with my dinner.
That's really something.....You're the MAN....:kma:Quote:
Originally Posted by Property
Your infatuation with me is deepening.Quote:
Originally Posted by rawlins
Noodles.