Listening to old records in my beach shack over a few beers and BBQ
Listening to old records in my beach shack over a few beers and BBQ
I plan on getting juiced-up and prancing around Norton's neighborhood in my marble-smugglers* telling anyone who will listen my name is Marmite the Dog.
*Speedo
We have a big family barbeque planned on the beach at sunset. (We luckily have a beachfront restaurant so I don't have to do any work except eat).
We're going to buy one of those huge Salmons from Carrefour, along with pork ribs and big prawns. I've got some nice wines to go along with all that.
Tomorrow, we're going to buy some big fireworks at the Chinese market, and we'll let those fly when it gets dark, as we often do.
Heading out to a sheep station about half hr out of town, pitching the tent and air mattress under a tree then drinking and partying at the homestead to some awesome country music all night with a lge group of people and friends.
Hopefully I can pace the drinking to stop me falling into the tent too early I expect the sheep and goat on the spit will help us along
Everybody loves a good orgy, but sheep?Originally Posted by cimboc
a goat on the spit? Can't you afford a pig?
Working
A man of many words for your first post
Get over to the newbies lounge and introduce yaself like proper like
You tell him, MM. Welcome Terry White. Are you related to Barry?
Where you working, Terry? You don't have to tell us specifically, I mean what do you do?
I'm going out. Some dump in town is doing £25 on the door & your drinks are free all night. It holds 500 so should be quite a riot.
I just hope the crafty gits don't swap the usual beers they keep in the fridge for some crap from Tesco.
So did Taksin end up paying you did he?
No.
I've been told I'm getting it next Friday though so I'm going to borrow a few quid until then.
Stalking my neighbours.
Possibly stalking the old lady across the street as well.
Once they are terrified enough I will go to sleep.
is nye as bah humbug for you as Christmas was as well?
^ Pretty much, don't really care for either.
Having another year coming in doesn't really mean anything to me. I would quite happily not have years at all. Then we wouldn't have to worry about measuring time as much.
Spending the evening with two Yanks, two Limeys, one nutted Kiwi, and a real stand up Danish guy
Gangbang on Dalts, should be good as he's a renowned tightarse.
^ Dont forget the viagra old man...
Who's the new guy thenOriginally Posted by Dalton
Anyway hope you guys have a good time tonight and make your self really sick and shit your pants
Have abeer for me
^ Will do mate, and I'll look after PP to make sure he gets the nappy changes.. Happy new year Rigger.
^ find him a kinky yerman chicky - she can then suck the turds out of him before the bowel muscle even has a chance to relax
Have a good time Dalts et al. I'm not sulking cos I'm not there, really I'm not. Have a drink or 5 for me...
Taking a stunning Moslem girl for a midnight cruise on the Chao Phraya.
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