Thread: Help Ed's Incredible Honda Restoration 2025.

the important thing is, does she suck, squeeze, bang and blow

Originally Posted by Edmond

17, going on 18 if going by the rego date.

Though listed as the 2006 model.

You be right. I got me years Lulu'd up.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Edmond.


Is.

In Love.


So I goes to meet me ol' tenant's lesbian (ex) GF who has the green book before she goes to work as a barista-ette.


holy shiz-a-ma-tizz what an absolute sex kitten.

We get on like BLD and a recently stolen 24 pack of Asahi, by the end we're touching hands and staring into each other's eyes with that look of utter desire to rip each other's clothes off and simply devour each other there and then. She has to go to work.
she sends a message later saying how fast her heart is beating.


You know when you meet someone and both of you know there is unfinished business. That's that.

Breakfast organized after her current girlfriend goes to work.



Nothing bad could possibly come from this.

Excuse me, Click, right. Honda Click. Yes.


Will be back to that in a few days.

Take your time, you seriously overestimate the interest in you "supposedly" notching up another u20 but i suppose if you never got past being a teen then crack on.

^ I've copies of her ID card, she's nearly 30.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

crack on.

shall do sir.

Honda Click Honda Click Honda Click Honda Click


Will throttle at the look cable some week next time.

Chaps cheers chappettes.

More 'Click' bait.

Originally Posted by Edmond

^ I've copies of her ID card, she's nearly 30.







shall do sir.

When I meet lesbians that want the bld pork sword I also always get copies of there I.d cards. It's just standard right?

^ If yer changing the rego from them to you it is, yes. :-)


Jaysus. Right.



Slipped right on. Slid right in. Warm 'er up and smash her to max-o nay bother at all.

I gotta learn to calm down a bit when in the zone.

150 baht for a pair o' grips with the throttle, I've no idea what it would be called. The plastic sleeve that goes on to the bar and the throttle cable then slots into, with the rubber hand grip on top. Plus the new matching left hand grip, which a shop can install as the left grip be glued on tighter than a mo-fo.

Took her out 2 or 3 times this evening.

She rides unbelievably well.

I'm actually shocked at how well she rides from just a decent carb clean new sparkie and new air filter.

A shop will do lots of the other minor stuff in the next week or three. Cheers chaps/chapettes.

Originally Posted by Edmond

other minor stuff

Brakes?

If they have time.

I’m enjoying this so much I rex I’ll look at developing it into a wee business after a few more restos.


Get the biz properly registered.
Buy at auctions.
Rebuild using brand new parts.
Market and sell as such.


Ed’s Euro Scootz.
12 month full warranty and guarantee on all mechanical parts.
Every scooter has been professionally rebuilt to European standards by a certified and qualified European mechanical engineer, using only brand new parts.
Built with love, sold with trust.




The same as ExpatAutos here. People, particularly Westerners are more open to, and paya bit more, for a vehicle sold through a reputable Western ran organization.


Buy a shophouse. Downstairs for the work area, then signs and vehicles out the front.


About the owner of Ed’s Euro Scootz.

Ed first started rebuilding engines with his father Formula Ford 3 racer Edmond McCheddar II at the age of 3. From there, his passion blossomed, and he gained his first national diploma of mechanical engineering at age 16. Thirty years later he is still as passionate about offering professionally rebuilt vehicles as ever. There is a reason why the company slogan is Built with love, sold with trust. His vehicles are as good as new, and guaranteed not to let you down. Buy today, trust forever.




Rex that will be a goer in about 5 years.


Right then. Any tips on how to change a brake lever and brake fluid?

Put the crack pipe down. Bld tip#445
Get some Therapy you absolute fruitcake. BeerLaoDrinker tip# 446

The brake lever is so easy, I don't know how to describe it as I don't know what you don't know.

The brake fluid is complex and potentially life-threatening for the eventual user if you don't understand the ins and outs of hydraulics. Again...too many details. It's like asking how to rebuild an engine.

Tell me you are only pretending to know without saying you are pretending.

^ First troll of Ed's thread.

Fuck off, Willy.

No sane, non-trolling person would expect me to write a tutorial about hydraulics and their repair here. Ed only asked out of naivete. It is potentially too dangerous for an inexperienced person to do. The brakes may be okay temporarily, then fade.

Originally Posted by Salsa dancer

Ed only asked out of naivete.

My living room, actually. I'm not on a Christmas set.

An issue is the screws to the brake fluid holder are all rusted and washed out and one cannot be removed with me screwy.

so the solution isn't just a mechanic gets it open and tops it up with brake fluid?

Anybody know of a good online course for the mechanics of automatic scooters?

Once this project is done, I'd like to buy an old beaten up one, and do the same as this. Remove the mice and mouse nest from the engine bay, strip it down, clean it up, and go through each part, replacing them as necessary. When finished, list it for sale as newly rebuilt (or long term rent I suppose), targeting the young Western market - teachers, students, digi-gonnads etc, and see if the lil bit o' profit is enough to fund another project. If so, continue on and see how me mechanical skills develop.

Might keep me busy and out of trouble for a while.

Wow. What absolute nonsense luigi, Mao etc.stop insulting posters intelligence with this shit that seems to be rattling around in yer head. You're a strange cat. For sure. Totally fucking nuts

^ Yeah.

The next job is Mr. Somchai's.

brakes
center stand
front tire
indicator electrics
oil filter
fork seals and fork oil
back rub... no just those 6.


will be as good as Loo.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Might keep me busy and out of trouble for a while.

with your crapto billions why don't you start up a Mr ClickrFix chain your daughter can inherit

Originally Posted by Edmond

Ed’s Euro Scootz.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Mr ClickrFix

Name change alert!