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I'm.surprised that you are surprised. Monty pythonesque humour is enjoyed by Australians hugely. Didn't think it was a thing in the states? Just a bit of harmless pisstaking really. Unlike what Donald is upto at the moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Topper
Likewise tefler chancers never fail to meet mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
I had a girlfriend once upon a time that insisted I watch Monty Python and Red Dwarf...as I remember both were on PBS. A group of us would dress up at halloween as the Knights of the Round Table (costumes done up by said gf) and do the bar costume contest thing, coconut shells included. Twas a ton of fun. She passed away last week.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
Fine memory thanks for sharingQuote:
Originally Posted by Topper
Sorry to hear that, Topper.
I somehow missed this last week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mandaloopy
In all my years as a TEFL chancer pretending to be a proper teacher, all these things were a given.
I've never worked for a school that didn't pay well for the privilege of employing me and paying for the privilege of getting me there to actually employ me!
:)
Surely healthcare is a must wherever you work too? I've never signed a contract without it.
Obviously, an internatiional school gig pays more if you are at a proper international school like Willy, but then you are working with kids every day...
Yeah the kids are a bit annoying tbh. Always with the same questions "what do I need to do waaah", "why another movie day waah", "sir you're late again waaah". Ugh just STOP. I'M HUNGOVER
A bit?Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
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Originally Posted by armstrong
When I first started as a TEFL chancer, we had a session on using film in the classroom. My boss led it (PGCE qualified in the UK) and the general message - as we know - was to exploit a short clip of no more than 5 minutes.
A week later I walked past his classroom and saw him playing Mr Bean for the whole of his lesson, rocked back on his chair with a can of coke (this was at one of the top schools in Bangkok, btw).
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Even harder for an imbecile like you who has unsurprisingly fucked up that line.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
I would be surprised if you can say it in a brogue you plastic Scotsman wrongun. Probably a Dutton and Trump supporter if I had to take a guessQuote:
Originally Posted by Iceman123
A mate of mine in Lao posted up a photo of him and students in his first gig in bangkok in 1996 at the assumption university language centre. He has been teaching in Asia ever since. I am hard on the Teflers because I've met so many of them that were brickies before they got yellow fever. You, hal are on top of yer game as is my mate. Tbf I'm sure I couldn't do the same job.Quote:
Originally Posted by hallelujah
Mostly coz I think Leo is shite:)
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Originally Posted by BLD
I knew a bloke who was a plasterer. But a khao San road degree was enough to get a job in the same school as Armstrong.
I just don't get yer sense of humour armo. Is it better in real life?Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
I'll take lies for £100 please.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly
I love it.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
He's dry, BLD.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
I get him.
Maybe it's a British thing, but he comes across to me as a pretty sharp, witty fella.
I get that mate. Lots of chancers in this game - especially Thailand.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
I,ll take that as a no.Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
Yeah somehow I thought you might.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
Give me Monty python everyday. Believe it or not..Aussies grew up with British humour on the telly. Back then we had no choice there was no internet. And 3 channels on the telly. We had American sitcoms to but I loved the UK humour more. Yeah he is dry as fuckQuote:
Originally Posted by hallelujah
I don't see much humour in his post or evidence of him being " pretty sharp" but it' says more about you than him.to stick up for a countryman.
I always get on with Aussies. Same style of humour.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
No need to have a go at me either. I like you both and have no beef with either of you.
I'm sure in Real Life me and BLD would get along fine, but online it's his reading comprehension and inference skills that are letting him down.
Not to mention that he's being used as a puppet by others, who are prepared to get him banned for voicing their opinions.
I wasn't having a go. I found it commendable that you stuck up for your fellow country man . That dry tefling twat.
Everything I've ever read from you says to me that you can make anyone dry up quicker than the direct sun.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
Says the guy who hits the report button when triggered. I voice and pen my own opinions mate. I'm sure my comprehension gets through to a dull dry kunt such as yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
Witty as fuk.Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
Any evidence of that? I thought I was a mod? Surely I'd just do it myself? Your forum mates don't give a fuck about you, they'll just feed you lies so you're the one that's banned and not them.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
Thank you. Finally some recognition.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
Dry as fuk.
So no evidence then. Just lies. Oh so very dry lies.
To quote tax. It's just a forum.its not real life. You don't have any mates according to folk who.have met you..in real life. Twerp.was the word they used.Quote:
Originally Posted by armstrong
But anyway. Crack on with songkran stay DRY.
Well it must be true then.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
And definitely not AO gossiping behind the scenes trying to get the forum to fit his own agenda.
Why would you think that? If so. What would be his agenda? He rarely posts these days.
No more sharp and witty comebacks? No more inferences? Nighty night then petal
Rarely posts but his repo to me explains most things.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD
Yeah good night you absolute train wreck of a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by BLD