She reckons she's up the duff.

**hooter** · 03-12-2007, 02:00 AM

Spent two fabulous weeks in Patong with a great Thai girl, speaks understandable English and was great fun to be with.

She showed me the Island and negoitiated the prices down from a tourist level to next to nothing. I was the falang husband, in short she paid for herself.

Things were great up until today I had exchanged the occassional sms confirming i was back and i would return maybe March/April next year.

Then she hits me with.

HOOTER you bad man I not have period, you not take care of me. WTF

Protected sex yes maybe 90% of the time. But rolling in from Bangla at 5am in the morning. I hold my hands up and say I was rather niave.

I will post the SMS next, this girl is either up the duff or trying it on.

**Silent Orchestra** · 03-12-2007, 02:06 AM

I reckon we should all troll the bargirl, using Hooter as a proxy.

you bad man I not have period, you not take care of me

Seems the old ones are still the best

**Spin** · 03-12-2007, 02:08 AM

crash bang wallop, hit her with the "i'm firing blanks" line and that your doctor confirmed it.
see what her next move is........

**hooter** · 03-12-2007, 02:10 AM

Hi teelac I dout under stand i not have peroid u come back for me can you call me my teelac.

Oh dear, I haven't paid for the first one yet (going thru the UK courts at the mo) and I apparently have another one in the oven in Thailand.

**astasinim** · 03-12-2007, 02:16 AM

Have you tried working out the dates? I know she could fall pregnant at any time but, as far as i know she is at her most fertile on day 13-17. Question is when was here period due, and work it out from there. It may give you a better idea.

**Silent Orchestra** · 03-12-2007, 02:16 AM

Originally Posted by hooter

Hi teelac I dout under stand i not have peroid u come back for me can you call me my teelac

This could be a cracking thread if we play it right. We could have a poll on what to do with her?

I reckon we try & get her to join TD

**Loombucket** · 03-12-2007, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by Silent Orchestra

Originally Posted by hooter

Hi teelac I dout under stand i not have peroid u come back for me can you call me my teelac

This could be a cracking thread if we play it right. We could have a poll on what to do with her?

I reckon we try & get her to join TD

Great idea, go for it SO. It will make a good tale.

**hooter** · 03-12-2007, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by astasinim

Have you tried working out the dates? I know she could fall pregnant at any time but, as far as i know she is at her most fertile on day 13-17. Question is when was here period due, and work it out from there. It may give you a better idea.

As for when her period was due mate I don't have a clue. All I can remember is that when I had a dose of the shits, she added added a pack of contraceptive pills to my pharmacy bill and that was two days before I left.

**Silent Orchestra** · 03-12-2007, 02:35 AM

Fuck all that.

Text her - 'Do you want to come to England?'

You've got to act daft.

**hooter** · 03-12-2007, 02:38 AM

Originally Posted by Silent Orchestra

Originally Posted by hooter

Hi teelac I dout under stand i not have peroid u come back for me can you call me my teelac

This could be a cracking thread if we play it right. We could have a poll on what to do with her?

I reckon we try & get her to join TD

SO she speaks half decent tinglish, she can read sms but struggles with anything else. As for computers she's illiterate.

**Silent Orchestra** · 03-12-2007, 02:45 AM

Originally Posted by hooter

As for computers she's illiterate

Bet she's mastered Western Union.

Tell her there's some money in it for her if she goes to an internet cafe

If she can't do it - one of her friends can.

**hooter** · 03-12-2007, 02:48 AM

Originally Posted by Silent Orchestra

Fuck all that.

Text her - 'Do you want to come to England?'

You've got to act daft.

What if she's telling the truth and I have another kid.

She can come to England and live by herself coz i won't be here.

**Silent Orchestra** · 03-12-2007, 02:50 AM

She's having you on, Hooter - I thought you knew that?

Think about it, mate.

**astasinim** · 03-12-2007, 03:32 AM

If shes not lying, then your right up shit creek mate, with some decisions to make.

**hooter** · 03-12-2007, 03:55 AM

^^SO of course I know that, but without being brutal I thought I'd play the game and see where we end up. She ain't an internet dolly so here's a bum picture.

Cracking arse BTW.

**nedwalk** · 03-12-2007, 03:59 AM

change your phone number, and go play somewhere else.

**flash** · 03-12-2007, 04:17 AM

groovy, more pics!!

**Sparky** · 03-12-2007, 04:49 AM

Just go along with her for now tell her not to worry your a good guy etc bull sht . and see what she comes out with next if it involves money you know its all crap just more money for her pension fund !!

**sabang** · 03-12-2007, 06:57 AM

Velly nice bottom Hooter.
Did he treat you nice?

**Mr Earl** · 03-12-2007, 07:21 AM

She might not be lying ya know.
In which case Hooter will have to do the right thing and marry that cute butt, send pile of money and gold to keep her and Somchai to be happy.
Welcome to Thailand and the ultimate girlfriend experience.

Seriously she's got you, you're locked in to help support her till the baby arrives and a paternity test made.

If she's smart she'll have 3-4 guys like you on the hook at the same time.
Some of these girls if they had an education could be rocket scientists.

Anyway this should be an interesting ride.
Now open a thread in members only and show us her face and tits.

Unless of you're planning matrimony. In which case I hope you invite us all to the wedding.

**sabang** · 03-12-2007, 07:32 AM

This might have to be merged with the Breeder thread.

**hunter** · 03-12-2007, 07:35 AM

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

She might not be lying ya know.
In which case Hooter will have to do the right thing and marry that cute butt, send pile of money and gold to keep her and Somchai to be happy.
Welcome to Thailand and the ultimate girlfriend experience.

Seriously she's got you, you're locked in to help support her till the baby arrives and a paternity test made.

If she's smart she'll have 3-4 guys like you on the hook at the same time.
Some of these girls if they had an education could be rocket scientists.

Anyway this should be an interesting ride.
Now open a thread in members only and show us her face and tits.

Unless of you're planning matrimony. In which case I hope you invite us all to the wedding.

**November Rain** · 03-12-2007, 07:53 AM

She's either lying or very stupid.

She got you to pay for birth control pills. Was she on her period at that time? I'm sure you'd remember that. You have to start your very first pack ever round about the time of your period (I think it's a few days into it, I'm not 100% sure which day). If not, then she's been on the pill for some time. So, she was on the pill & you used condoms most of the time (you didn't all the time? Wouldn't be pregnancy I'd be worried about - I'd be down the STD clinic testing for EVERYTHING!). Pregnancy wise, I think you're in the clear. Bet the next step will be asking for money for the 'abortion'...

**Dalton** · 03-12-2007, 08:04 AM

I think she is telling the truth, and are you man enough to stick your dick in that innocent young girl, then you should be man enough to take responsebility of your actions. You better start doing some reseach about visa for her and the kid, and prepare your family at home, that there will soon come a new member + mother. I hope you are the right kind of man, a stand up guy who can face the results of using her vagina to ejaculate in, instead of her cracking arse...

**keda** · 03-12-2007, 09:00 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

She's either lying or very stupid.

She got you to pay for birth control pills. Was she on her period at that time? I'm sure you'd remember that. You have to start your very first pack ever round about the time of your period (I think it's a few days into it, I'm not 100% sure which day). If not, then she's been on the pill for some time. So, she was on the pill & you used condoms most of the time (you didn't all the time? Wouldn't be pregnancy I'd be worried about - I'd be down the STD clinic testing for EVERYTHING!). Pregnancy wise, I think you're in the clear. Bet the next step will be asking for money for the 'abortion'...

Buying birth control pills has never stopped anyone from getting duffed.

Hooter, try the blanks bluff and take it from there. End of story if she backs off.

Was she after your money when you were together, and if not, do you think she's the type to have sacrificed the small baht as an investment for the mother lode?

If she jing-jing would you want her to have the kid, whether or not you are going to stay together, or lose it early? If lose it, then that's prolly down to you for the few £ and doubly so if she didn't mug you when you stayed together.

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