Thread: KEEP COOL please add your tips

Put the aircon on.....

aaaaaayyyyyyy

thats the trouble with hot climates. there are only so many layers of clothing you can remove before you are naked but still as uncomfortably hot.

air con is only of any use indoors, you cant take it outside with you and fans just the blow hot air that is the cause of the discomfort right back onto you. the cooling effect is minimal once the humid and high 30s are reached.

the beauty of a cold climate is that you need never be cold, you just keep adding layers of clothing until you achieve the degree of comfort required.
first the vest, then the warm shirt, if that isnt enough then on with the sweater, followed by the jacket and if you need more just reach for the overcoat, scarf, gloves and a hat.

the body supplies its own heat from within and the clothes stop the heat from dissipating into the atmosphere.

Originally Posted by david44

KEEP COOL please add your tips

always pay a local to run to the shop to buy more beers

Originally Posted by malmomike77

always pay a local to run to the shop to buy more beers

Politely bribe her indoors to run to the shop, a cornetto for yourself/keep the change goes without saying, but walk back carefully so as to not overexcite, your getting there

I've got the flu so I've been shivering for two days. Seems to work.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

always pay a local to run to the shop to buy more beers

Huh? doesn't your local mom and pop store deliver ?

Fill bowl with water, add large amounts of ice- insert feet

Originally Posted by mikenot

Huh? doesn't your local mom and pop store deliver ?

They do but I like offering employment opportunities to locals when I'm a Dong multimillionaire

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I'm a Dong multimillionaire

spose inappropriate to ask a member how far does the dong stretch betides?

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Put the aircon on.....

Exactly, I’d not rocket science.

Originally Posted by armstrong

I've got the flu so I've been shivering for two days. Seems to work.

It comes with a side of sinus infection. Managed a whole two terms of not even a sniffle.

Originally Posted by Mandaloopy

It comes with a side of sinus infection. Managed a whole two terms of not even a sniffle.

Yeah first day of my holidays! Life is cruel..

37 outside first day turned air on for an hour, managed to sleep well with no fan at 22 last night but forecast hotter and smokier up the Sanuker Triangle

The East India Company wrote the book on this issue; supervise locals doing your bidding whilst the pankha wallah and g&t wallah kept things civilised.

Another red from the monkey even on this thread, seems like an addict, does he get a free banana for pushing red? Pathetic.

^ do you want another?

Bicycle or motorcycle. Even on hot days, I found peddling the mountain bike to be cooler than just sitting around.

Wank at shower time only

The obvious answer, to me anyway, is if heat and air quality is a serious issue.... move someplace cooler with better air.

I can't imagine having to turn one's abode into a giant iron lung by sealing it off with you inside and running machines 24/7 because of such.


Freezing cold, dark, wet, winters were a large part in me fookin' off asap as a young adult. Dark at 8am. Dark at 4pm. Freezing cold rain all day. Ride a motorbike and your hands get so frozen you're standing like a T-Rex for an hour afterwards. Fok that shiz.

Ya gotzta live in a climate that's suitable for youz.

Be happy you never fell for the convid deathshot bollocks and still have a functioning immune system

I see Fonzarelli Mao is the coolest kid on the block still.

'Heeeeey'

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ do you want another?

You sent me one anyway, another 5 year old to ignore