Bush Trimming

**david44** · 19-03-2024, 02:54 PM

3 fellas the tree fellas arrved a week late in their lunch break , one man to climb 2 to gape and gather branches.

No chainsaw, rope, gloves or the elf and safety even of BKK, the 50+ neighbour climbed barefoot no ladder, saw, helmet just a a machete in the teeth.

In 30m demolished half of tree which was shedding leaves into pool and pond.I was tired just watching it in 28 degree lunchtime heat.

Tough gutsy guy with scaley skin like an old tortoise/matelot from decades of hard toil in the burning bush and green paddies behind my study.
AQI a barely acceptable 47 today.
And so it goes luckily only bush I need trim on alternator, parched ass a camel'l ear, a welcome sshower forecast and that's just the Thai swiss and Belgian beer chuggers.

**hallelujah** · 19-03-2024, 03:31 PM

It looks drier than Gandhi's flip flop where you are, dave.

Mind you, come the rainy season, I bet that road is awful.

**Mendip** · 19-03-2024, 03:42 PM

Bush Trimming

I clicked on this thread in the hopes that Looper was sharing his manscaping skills with his various 'visitors'.

A bit of a disappointment to be honest, Dave.

**BLD** · 19-03-2024, 07:07 PM

Your not the only one disapointed

**Reg Dingle** · 19-03-2024, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Mendip

I clicked on this thread in the hopes that Looper was sharing his manscaping skills

What is it with you and your love of phallus symbols like Lighthouses, Lufthansa spoons, Looper's bald and battered war hero and the cock sign those birds on bikes give you on the school run?

**Mendip** · 19-03-2024, 08:07 PM

I think it must go back to my childhood.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to getting off this boat and going home to see my splendid chickens!

**Looper** · 20-03-2024, 12:59 AM

^^^^^Impressive work from the tree fellas David

Originally Posted by Mendip

I clicked on this thread in the hopes that Looper was sharing his manscaping skills with his various 'visitors'.

By strange coincidence Long Lost Khmer GF from 2005, who came to visit me 2 weeks ago, after an absence of 16 years, was the first lady who I ever forcibly sheared.

I remember I sat on her torso reverse-cowgirl style and pinned one of her legs with my knee and held the other leg with my hand, leaving me with one free hand to go to work...

That particular historical event was not brought up over the course of our recent convivial conversation but I noted discreetly when the opportunity finally arose that she now keeps things trim and tidy so the grooming(?) clearly left a lasting effect!

I don't know if they have championships for that stuff, like in Sunday Too Far Away, but I reckon I could have been a contender...

**DrWilly** · 20-03-2024, 10:45 PM

I did some chain sawing today too.

but when I say I did, I mean I paid someone else to do it.

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**david44** · 20-03-2024, 11:41 PM

tHE LADS FROM TUAM HAD A GLASS WITH EM IN PZ

**Looper** · 21-03-2024, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

but when I say I did, I mean I paid someone else to do it.

What is the fun in that?

Get a chainsaw Willy and get your massacre mojo on!

**DrWilly** · 21-03-2024, 01:51 AM

Originally Posted by Looper

What is the fun in that?

Get a chainsaw Willy and get your massacre mojo on!

Beer in hand watching them work.

**helge** · 21-03-2024, 02:23 AM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

I did some chain sawing today too.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Beer in hand watching them work.

Ramadan over ?

**DrWilly** · 21-03-2024, 08:45 AM

Originally Posted by helge

Ramadan over ?

Let Me Google That

**helge** · 21-03-2024, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by helge

Originally Posted by DrWilly
I did some chain sawing today too.

Originally Posted by DrWilly
Beer in hand watching them work.

Ramadan over ?

Drinking beer during the day ?

Try google that one

**VocalNeal** · 21-03-2024, 10:57 AM

Were the tree fellas Irish.

**Topper** · 21-03-2024, 12:08 PM

Trimming the mango tree today...

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**Texpat** · 21-03-2024, 10:42 PM

Beta males will always love being told what to do by their masters. Why do you think wil chose Indo?

**helge** · 21-03-2024, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by Texpat

Beta males

Have you considered staying on board this time ?

TD is kind of low on contrarian Jersey Girls with nazi tendencies at the moment.

You and your kind is needed to keep the......debate

alive.

Thanks in Advance

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