Thread: Parched March

Was gonna mention it last week but realised this Month started on a fucking Friday and didn't wanna look like Hal.

Anyhow it's Tuesday and 5 dsys innow and I just had this Lu reka moment to share it with any fucko that will listen.

I'm FUCKING TEETOTAL!!!!!! YOU ALCOHOLIC KUNTOS!!!

I haven't gone a weekend without an alcoholic beverage since I was 16, nearly 40 freaking years ago.

I feel fukking amazing, sleeping great, my skin feels soft, my cock feels hard again. Its a fucking miracle

I feel so fresh in the mornings, even the passengers seem chirpier.

I should have done this years ago.

If anyone has any tea recipes or jigsaw puzzle recommendations, I'm all ears

^ I'm 5 days in as well, plus the last week of February. Piece of cake.

I brought my own Tetleys teabags on board, add a splash of milk and that's all you need.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I brought my own Tetleys teabags on board, add a splash of milk and that's all you need.

For a touch of luxury, try one with hot water too.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I'm 5 days in as well, plus the last week of February. Piece of cake.

I guess it must be a different kind of mindset when you have no choice but to go without. I guess your abstaination would be akin to having a big black willy thrust upon you in jail, rather than staying in Nana Hotel on a passport run and deciding only to drink at Hanrahans, for want of a better analogy.

Maybe like those who go into comas for years and come around and start smoking again?

5 days?

Pffffft!

I regularly go 2 weeks without in my usually doomed failures to abstain for a month.

It's that second weekend that's the big hurdle though.

Might take up crack instead. At least you end up with a nice figure.

I haven't been "drinking" for a couple of weeks, +/- a couple of days, and reckon I'll have a beer now.

Skål

Good man, Dingo.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I feel fukking amazing, sleeping great, my skin feels soft, my cock feels hard again. Its a fucking miracle

I feel so fresh in the mornings, even the passengers seem chirpier.

I should have done this years ago.

If anyone has any tea recipes

Funny you should ask, I do know a man.


Was actually chatting to an old flame from me teenage years last night.






Swing a detour to a Sainsbury's to pick up some of those badboys, the old dears heading to bingo won't mind and the teenagers skipping school to smoke hash and have sex can do it down the back.

I know that you never lie, but you should tell people, that you use Rhino horn and Tiger Penis powder for your tea also.

Conversation would probably be more lively.

Just a suggestion

Reg has gone full fledged

Skåååål

Down with that Shit and the Rest in the Hair


( you'd better down it all )

That's not Chitty's drink. It is a stock photo from Alamy.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Was actually chatting to an old flame from me teenage years last night.

Do Edith and Edwina not think it strange when you send yourself messages then reply to yourself?

He's been doing it for years, they just think it's his hobby coz he's "Billy no mates."

His besties are his multi nics

Anyhow, I reckon the wonky wheels will fall of Dills bus when he logs in and sees how his fantasy football team is doing.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Do Edith and Edwina not think it strange when you send yourself messages then reply to yourself?

Why would they ?

They have seen him greening himself many times on TD.

"I have to approve there, Luigi"

"Well back at you, Mao; Want another cuppa, Eddie ? "

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I'm FUCKING TEETOTAL!!!!!! YOU ALCOHOLIC KUNTOS!!!

This won't end well.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I'm 5 days in as well

Oh my. You are basically in jail and have no choice. After your drunken rampage through Scotland where you literally had the feed bag attached the entire time, it suits you right to be locked in the relative safe confines of the ship.

General Snubbles, the biggest piss head on TD is on the thread.

God help us Dill!

You need to get back onit like a car bonnet.

I'm doing parched march as well . I actually started on febuary 25 motivated by the gout attack from hell, 3 days in bed , pissing in a bucket . The gouts gone now but it scared me enough to give the bevvys away for a while. It's fucking great, sleep like a baby, not up 10 times a night for a wizz.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I feel fukking amazing, sleeping great, my skin feels soft, my cock feels hard again. Its a fucking miracle

What a load of Edtard crap that is but did make me laugh.

Funnily enough Dil I find a few cocktails a day does the same you mentioned plus it's far more relaxing enjoying them sitting in the sun by the pool versus some tea. Also who in the fuk drinks a cup of tea while BBQing or grilling?

I think Dil was notified that a drug test is coming up so now he is going through withdrawal symptoms. It's like Edtard having to stop for medical reasons.

I feel amazing this morning. Slept like a baby, feel refreshed, think I will have a Bloody Mary this morning by the pool to start the day.

Originally Posted by BLD

I'm doing parched march as well

I wasn't expecting that

Originally Posted by BLD

not up 10 times a night for a wizz.

I used to wizz about 10 times a night when on the booze too. I only went the toilet about 8 times though.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

think I will have a Bloody Mary this morning by the pool to start the day.

Nothing quite spells 'Raving Alcy' like someone stood drinking spirits alone, wallowing in his own piss in the pool at 8am whilst shouting at a load of Yank poofs in paddding winning 300-0 on the tv and telling themself it's 7pm somewhere in the world

Originally Posted by BLD

I'm doing parched march as well . I actually started on febuary 25 motivated by the gout attack from hell, 3 days in bed , pissing in a bucket . The gouts gone now but it scared me enough to give the bevvys away for a while. It's fucking great, sleep like a baby, not up 10 times a night for a wizz.

Good man.

Keep going with it.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

when he logs

Actually that's another bonus to clean and healthy living. :-)

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Nothing quite spells 'Raving Alcy'

.

I sense a bit of envy Dil. Hahaha. Life is good. Was up at 5:30. Did a quick "sesh" on bike, cleaned up the yard, ran the dogs, picked all the dog shit and tossed in the shit hole I dug. Already have 9700+ steps logged in the health app. All by 8am. Break time....





Morning healthy "Sesh" of Tomato juice, some veggies, with a long pour of Stoli and a bit of spice.

You know, I have to say, I do no such thing justifying its 7pm anywhere. You and BLD are doing it all wrong you rookies . Who says you have to drink at night then worry about pissing the bed? I have a few cocktails enjoying some sports in the morning, maybe a few beers later after lunch and a "Sesh" of laps in the pool then done. Perfect day IMHO. Why drink 3 liters of beer at 10pm then go to sleep and piss all night?

And that would be crap Beer too

Originally Posted by DrWilly

And that would be crap Beer too

Well BLD drinks BeerLao so I tip my hat to him ( Get well BLD on the Gout). Never heard of Beer causing gout but OK. Dil on the other hand drinks that poof beer Carlsberg or whatever that Heineken like shit is. Its like drinking 3 gallons of water then goes to bed and pisses in it. Again, another rookie move. Professional drinkers know better.