Thread: Parched March

Nearly fell off the wagon after just day 3!

I had some good news about my planned sex change op so was almost tempted by the battlecruiser.

But I stayed strong and ordered a kebab instead.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Anyhow back on topic, how's it going Dill??

A tenner for fish n chips and a pint in Spoooonns!

Have been a bit cranky as BLD mentioned above but it's going well in the main. It'll be 7 days today in around an hour or so time

As for your spoos I used to pick the Leffe(the most expensive and strongest on the menu) as the free pint when ordering food.

I did pop into Spoons yesterday as it goes, briefly.



I've been to better get togethers

Originally Posted by Molle

Have you heard this one? Herbal tea

Technically , beer is also herbal tea

The herbs and grains are just steeped a bit longer than the ADHD crowd can wait

Originally Posted by BLD

Anyhoo I always find it interesting that my body allows me to drink.about 18.5 litres of beer .but makes me struggle to drin k 2 or 3 litres of water

Find the middleway:

Drink Fosters !

Or that girly Heiniken stuff.

For the crankiness try WA's own Kirup Syrup, which will make your cheeks look like a whole lot of Rosie.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

What does that make someone who follows a "ridiculous moron" around the forum replying to her every post like a sex starved Jack Russel humping an ankle?

A pathetic stalker ?

TD has more than a handful of those

Originally Posted by helge

A pathetic stalker ?

TD has more than a handful of those

you’d know, eh? On account of being one yourself.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

you’d know, eh? On account of being one yourself.

Who have I stalked, Willy ?

Calling me 'pathetic' is just ridiculous, man !

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I did add a dash of lime cordial to that pint seeing as though it's Parched March.

Next up a low strength Worthingtons at £2 a pint..



Was going to have a Guiness but the paddy's have drunk it dry already!

What brainiac puts "Baby Guiness" on the children's menu?



We feel your pain Dill!

2.99!!!!! I'll see ya next Sunday! Mint!

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

2.99!!!!! I'll see ya next Sunday! Mint!

Should pose no significant problem splitting the G with those high strength bad boys!

I'm in

Everybody's got a bit of Irish in them, even Lulu might be tempted to fall of the herbal tea bandwagon and get onit like a ravenous pikey.

Originally Posted by helge

Who have I stalked, Willy ?

You are on a bit of a rampage.

Andersons is an odd name for an Irish red ale. You think they'd go for something a bit more Gaelic sounding.

It's akin to Siobhan O'Sullivan Swedish Vodka.

I have been fond of a pint of Kilkenny in days of yore.

A favourite here was the Cheers Riceberry, surprising as I would never drink any other Cheers product. Which was/is quite similar to an Irish red ale. A Thai beer with similar red ale flavour and without the gas and chemicals their crappy lagers are full of.

Riceberry is feckin rank.

Yeah, these poovey ingredient beers don't interest me, and that can is fkin hideous.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Riceberry is feckin rank.

Brave call by Thailand's biggest drinker of Leo.

So, one type of beer produced by 'Cheers' doesn't have gas and chemicals like all their other brews supposedly do.

That would be very surprising.

The dancefloor opens.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Brave call by Thailand's biggest drinker of Leo.

Yep. Leo is positively delicious compared to that Riceberry. I couldn't make it through a can because it was so sweet. The sugar content must be atrocious.

Originally Posted by armstrong

The sugar content must be atrocious.

That's odd. I definitely don't have a sweet tooth, and am quite conscious of sugar content since watching 'That Sugar Film' or whatever it's called a few years ago, and never noticed any sweetness. But I have been told I have a sweet mouth on numerous occasions, so perhaps that cancelled it out.

A Leo drinker and a herbal tea puff discussing the merits of a beer.

Akin to you and Chitty talking about football, point taken.

I was just about to post exactly that, but concerning Chitty only.

Hal is a real deal united supporter, no doubt.

By which I mean a complete [at][at][at][at] obvs.

But exclude the clueless from TD threads and it'd be one endless tumbleweed gif.

Originally Posted by cyrille

I was just about to post exactly that, but concerning Chitty only.

Hal is a real deal united supporter, no doubt.

By which I mean a complete [at][at][at][at] obvs.

But exclude the clueless from TD threads and it'd be one endless tumbleweed gif.

I'm honoured.

I think.

Me and Cy becoming best friends forever again.

Did Lulu even drink that shite?

Looks like a random pic ripped from the net.

Fooking hell it's Friday night and Cyrilles drink of choice is being slated

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Did Lulu even drink that shite?

Looks like a random pic ripped from the net.

Fooking hell it's Friday night and Cyrilles drink of choice is being slated

Not ye lunchtime in the uk, but I doubt that’s every stopped you before…

^^Yeah, but it's Mao.

He's always looking for a wind up and knows about as much about beer as the fkin dalai lama.

And actually I've been informed via pm that there are other similarities.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Looks like a random pic ripped from the net.

It is, yes.