Thread: Parched March

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Might take up crack instead. At least you end up with a nice figure.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

Uh...

No thanks.

Aaand another one sails right over...

He even added a '' to give you some help.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

However, I drink maybe once a year now, and I feel sooo much better. You will too!

See the thing is MM, drinking and staying pleasantly anesthesized is an art. Puking ruins the experience which signals an over indulgence. Like everything, it's all about moderation and pacing oneself and for God's sake, never mix and avoid rot gut booze, those are rookie mistakes.

For me, I have pretty much always drank. Whether out camping or boating with family and friends, during holidays, weekend parties, trips to Vegas, sports parties, BBQ parties etc. I enjoy it and will never quit. But I an accustomed to it and enjoyed some of the best times of my life at parties with friends and family.

I sort of laugh in that people seem to think that drinking is only acceptable at night. Why is that? So if you have a bevvie in the morning you are an alcoholic. Silly. I have a few watching the games with a few friends and then do not drink the rest of the day. Just burn it off working.

^^Ya so.. I was kind of joking , but not also. I mean I would rather have a pretty face, than a stick thin figure due to crack.. duh.

You’re were either joking or not joking.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

^^Ya so.. I was kind of joking , but not also. I mean I would rather have a pretty face, than a stick thin figure due to crack.. duh.

Kind of pointless.

We all know what a crack addict looks like - that was the joke.

Duh.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

See the thing is MM, drinking and staying pleasantly anesthesized is an art. Puking ruins the experience which signals an over indulgence. Like everything, it's all about moderation and pacing oneself and for God's sake, never mix and avoid rot gut booze, those are rookie mistakes.

For me, I have pretty much always drank. Whether out camping or boating with family and friends, during holidays, weekend parties, trips to Vegas, sports parties, BBQ parties etc. I enjoy it and will never quit. But I an accustomed to it and enjoyed some of the best times of my life at parties with friends and family.

I sort of laugh in that people seem to think that drinking is only acceptable at night. Why is that? So if you have a bevvie in the morning you are an alcoholic. Silly. I have a few watching the games with a few friends and then do not drink the rest of the day. Just burn it off working.

You do you! I mean whatever makes you happy. I had a heck of a time in BKK, doing some Ajarn get togethers and was mixing shooters, beer etc.. sometimes ya gotta puke it out, but never did that again..rookie move eh. lol

Originally Posted by david44

I WAS THE GUY IN THE TUKTUK ALONGSIDE IN THE LIZARD OUTFIT, MAY I SEND THE RENTAL FIRM'S DRY CLEANING BILL, i KEEP IT COONCIDENTALLY INNA GADA DA VIDA SUOVENIR IN MY MOOSESKIN MERKHIN?

ODDLY NO ONE AT THERMAE NOTICED AND BALDRICK THOUGHT I WASS A FEMALE LOUNGE LIZARD WITH SPRINKLES, WHAT HOOTA DID SSHALL REMAIN UNDER SEAL

If that was you in the lizard outfit, ya really got chunks then. lol.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

^^Ya so.. I was kind of joking , but not also. I mean I would rather have a pretty face, than a stick thin figure due to crack.. duh.

100% you are the thickest person I've ever come across on the internet.

You make 2 short planks of wood look like Mensa candidates.

What an idiot.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

100% you are the thickest person I've ever come across on the internet.

You make 2 short planks of wood look like Mensa candidates.

What an idiot.

i think he's offering you job in one of his educational establishments

Originally Posted by hallelujah

100% you are the thickest person I've ever come across on the internet.

You make 2 short planks of wood look like Mensa candidates.

What an idiot.

Come on, hal. Have you forgotten Backspin already?

Originally Posted by Neverna

Have you forgotten Backspin already?

remember even with Alzheimer's its still socal looking blankly from the mirror

Originally Posted by Neverna

Come on, hal. Have you forgotten Backspin already?

I forgot Chico too.

Gravesend Dave?

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Well you know BLD, Its funny in that EdTard mentions those folks as if being 60 is a bad thing. Most do more than he ever did and thats part time. Envy maybe...who knows but lets break down this mid 40 year olds rather pathetic life, shall we? I mean a bloke mid 40's, been on this site since back in his mid 20's. Life is so unrewarding and boring for him to keep it interesting he has to change nics all the time to feed another Ego and in that time has amassed well over 100K posts combined. Validation and acceptance from TD members means everything for him. This 40 year old Bloke has a lot of repenting to deal with from his questionable life in his 20's early 30's as he posted under those various nics ( I think most of the longer membership audience knows the deal).

Fast forward to now and its the same ol bloke except now he drinks Tea because he has a near death experience from a disease and his meds do not mix with alcohol. fair enough I suppose. But at 40?????. shiiiiiit!! Sad life really. Us older guys have earned our spot where we can relax, enjoy some good bevvies, post on a forum because...well we are older, we have the time. Shouldn't a 40 year old bloke be out socializing with folks and not posting endless pics of some Chinese knock off smart watch, quote himself endlessly or posting screen captures of girls he claims to have known? I think at 40 most of us older guys were living and working all over the world, meeting people, out with friends. This bloke lives an isolated life in a villa. I couldn't imagine living an underachieving unfulfilling life with my hand out waiting for a stipend check each month.

Yeah his life isn't too convincing.

Absolutely fantastic fandango by Flouncy.





Aging Vadge to take the floor? *fingers crossed*

Anyway, back on track.

I'm gonna definitely maybe do the whole of March.

Maybe definitely, in fact.

We got this, Dil!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'm gonna definitely maybe do the whole of March.

Maybe definitely, in fact.

We got this, Dil!

One whole month??



You little pussies.

Originally Posted by Edmond

One whole month??



You little pussies.

Actually, that's a lie.

I've had a few days away so had a drink on Monday seeing as I was on me 'olidays.

27 days then.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Anyway, back on track.

I'm gonna definitely maybe do the whole of March.

Maybe definitely, in fact.

We got this, Dil!

Expect reds

Originally Posted by TD's Biggest Vagina

27 days then

Only 27 days?


I haven't heard something so girlie since Stumpy's flouncing whine.

Originally Posted by Edmond

One whole month??



You little pussies.

You can pretend that means exactly the opposite of what it means, if you like, but...

Originally Posted by cyrille

You can pretend

Not my style.

Originally Posted by Edmond

I haven't heard something so girlie since Stumpy's flouncing whine.

Have you heard this one? Herbal tea.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It's a family forum, nammers.

Could be sisters or a mother and daughter or even a Gilf, Milf and a 21 year old (grandmother, mother and daughter). Is that family enough for you, Hal?