Thread: I’m now a Scottish landowner

A square foot of Islay!

Smell the salt on the air!

Only 20 years or so since it was novel.

And even then it was touristy bollocks.

You can pay 2500 baht and have a Lord title to go with that.

Or someting

Only 20 years or so since it was novel.

Willy prefers 25 year old, wich means that he is up to date.

For once

Originally Posted by cyrille

And even then it was touristy bollocks.

Spoil sport. I even made sure it sign it up in my correct name.

^Is that something like the Established Titles scam? The sister company of Kamikoto knives (or similar) which they advertise is from Japan but is actually made in China.

All hail King William, the first of his name. Ruler of a square foot of Islay and Protector of the TD Realm.

Originally Posted by katie23

Ruler of a square foot of Islay

Still

Better off than King John Lackland

Originally Posted by katie23

^Is that something like the Established Titles scam? The sister company of Kamikoto knives (or similar) which they advertise is from Japan but is actually made in China.

All hail King William, the first of his name. Ruler of a square foot of Islay and Protector of the TD Realm.

Thanks Katie. A green when I can.

You could Bury your ashes there for all eternity when you kick the bucket.

How much was it?

^ Do you think he'd want to do that?
Not sure what a square foot is , lol.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

^ Do you think he'd want to do that?
Not sure what a square foot is , lol.

It's enough for a medium sized urn.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

Not sure what a square foot is , lol.

jfc

Did you know you can get a star named after you?

Oh boo hoo. I can’t take this abuse anymore. Now I’m not going to host teakdoor.com version 2 anymore. You only have yourselves to blame.

Fly there and stick an Australian flag in your land along with a "no trespassers" sign. Get your dram while you are there...

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

Not sure what a square foot is , lol.

its common in rural parts of Canada and the US

Hail King Willy.

I reckon he only bought the land because he has a thing for affectionate otters, ruddy blue blooded Royals!!
Perverts the lot of them

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Fly there and stick an Australian flag in your land along with a "no trespassers" sign. Get your dram while you are there...

He'll have to cross over my plots (have been a Laphroaigian for years) and that could turn out nasty, with him having to pull said sign out of somewhere dark.

Heal William

Originally Posted by helge

He'll have to cross over my plots

No upkliting please, tho there is a rumour he's lost the plot

Originally Posted by david44

the plot

Willy's square ?

Welcome to the Lairdship Wullie.

Now we both have a plot to piss in.

How many bottles do I need to purchase to be able to build a mancave on the island??

Square foot per bottle

Could be done in a year...or 3 months if Hal gave you a hand

Building permissions ?

Could dig in though and say you are going for the peat.