Thread: A Highland Fling

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Rabbit and bear were in the woods…

Taking a shit.


And Bear says “hey rabbit, does shit stick to your fur?”




And Rabbit says “No, why?”




Bear says “great!” and promptly grabs Rabbit and wipes his arse with him!

Not heard that one before.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Are you on the rotgut chasers again?

Rude not too!

I've taken to boiling up ginger, rosemary and lavender then adding that to the gut rot instead of ice.

A healthy winter alternative.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Rude not too!

I've taken to boiling up ginger, rosemary and lavender then adding that to the gut rot instead of ice.

A healthy winter alternative.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Great Auntie Moira's flat.

It was a lot to take in.

Is that a masonic clock near the door jamb? Or just a masonic picture?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Rude not too!

I've taken to boiling up ginger, rosemary and lavender then adding that to the gut rot instead of ice.

A healthy winter alternative.

Did you contract the same STI that Lulu did?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

She calls them 'Jim nips' in honour to her late husband.

I had to read that a few times, I thought at first you said, 'Jim's nibs'.. maybe she was thinking of his lovely breasts..

Looks like she likes to collect knick knacks.. love the hearts all over the place.

Originally Posted by katie23

"with broon sass" - my mind had to think of that one. Brown sauce!!! No wonder ppl (non native English speakers, anyway) canna unnerstan the Scots!
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https://twitter.com/ladbible/status/1748042571773788554

^wot did he say???!!!

I clicked on the link and I couldn't understand the angry lad. The one holding the camera (his friend) - I could somehow get what he said.

Originally Posted by katie23

^wot did he say???!!!

I clicked on the link and I couldn't understand the angry lad. The one holding the camera (his friend) - I could somehow get what he said.

I understood almost everything, which isn't always the case for even English people.

Surely you heard him call him a "fucking wankstain" though?

Cracking insult, by the way.

^I had to listen to it again to catch the effing w*nkstain part. The rest sounded gibberish to me!

Heck, even Stumpy (a Yank) has admitted that he can't understand the Scots!

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Did you contract the same STI that Lulu did?

TD YOU MEAN ? STD : ALSO A GREAT NAME FOR RELAUNCH CLICKBAIT FOR PERV HOCHI COOCHIE COMPANYLESS MEN FROM COMPANY B

Really great to read and see about your visit with your great aunt....fooking cool. I'd love to spend a day asking about her experiences....they must be spellbinding.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

local's prices' list.

Explain that later.

Are you in Royston Vassey?

A local town for local people!

The League of Gentlemen - Wikipedia

Good thread.

I'm working with a guy named Corey Smyth. He drilled in Thailand and Malaysia for years. Ever heard of him Dirk?

Sounds familiar, I think he worked for Halliburton.

Will update this thread soon when I have time to screenshot all my pics.

How’s the course going? Are you sure this will be your new life?

Originally Posted by DrWilly

How’s the course going?

We're getting absolutely battered by the weather, other than that it's going pretty well.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Are you sure this will be your new life?

Absolutely no doubt about it.