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    Going to end in blood and tears...

    Happy Christmas! What did Santa give you?

    My next door neighbour here in north Laos bought his son a motorbike. It's not an EV but is probably 70cc. So it can achieve quite a speed, depending on how stupid the rider is.

    The boy is 11 years old and hot-headed. No crash helmet of course.

    I wonder if I will be invited to his funeral......
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    Then you should buy him a helmet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    Then you should buy him a helmet?
    If his dad can afford a bike he can afford a helmet. He just chose not to.

    Buying one is one way to make yourself unwelcome.

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    All "hotheaded" boys should have a small motorbike for letting off steam.

    Off road and with gloves, boots and......helmet.

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    Earlier this month a boy who lives near us, year 12 or 13, received a new Honda Scoopy. First thing he did was remove the mirrors. Asked his mother why, she said he didn't like them.
    Off to a great start, no mirrors, no helmet, no brains.

    On July this year one of daughter's classmates died, had her younger brother as pillion, he died later that night. Between school and home, overtaking a truck on a blind corner and head on into a pickup truck.
    No licence, unregistered bike, no helmets. Boy may have survived in a proper helmet.
    Teachers and school friends at the funeral, a brief moment of sorrow and woe, but makes no difference, still see them minus helmets etc leaving school straight on to a highway racing and dodging other vehicles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prawnograph View Post
    Off to a great start, no mirrors, no helmet, no brains.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Happy Christmas! What did Santa give you?

    My next door neighbour here in north Laos bought his son a motorbike. It's not an EV but is probably 70cc. So it can achieve quite a speed, depending on how stupid the rider is.

    The boy is 11 years old and hot-headed. No crash helmet of course.

    I wonder if I will be invited to his funeral......
    Feel bad for the fences in the neighbourhood. Kids are as clueless as adults when it comes to counter steering

    Last edited by Backspin; 26-12-2023 at 05:19 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by helge View Post
    All "hotheaded" boys should have a small motorbike for letting off steam.

    Off road and with gloves, boots and......helmet.
    Yeah. He's a good father. He got most of it right

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    Quote Originally Posted by prawnograph View Post
    Teachers and school friends at the funeral, a brief moment of sorrow and woe, but makes no difference, still see them minus helmets etc leaving school straight on to a highway racing and dodging other vehicles.
    State schools all have teachers at the gates in the morning, mainly being picky about clothing or hairstyles. It really wouldn't be too difficult to impose some control over motorcycle riders without helmets.
    In my experience of secondary schools with 3,000 plus students they seem to lose 5 or 6 boys (mostly boys) in motorcycle accidents every year. I remember one young student, maybe M2 or M3, his parents bought him a new bike as he lived several miles out of town. On his first day with it he rode straight into the back of a parked rice harvesting machine. He and his passenger died instantly. Very sad.
    Then there are the walking wounded. There is almost always at least one student on crutches or arms plastered having survived a crash.

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    I believe there is a solution called the police but f course pulling over an 11 year old with 20 baht sweet money and no licence means going after the parents and that is just too much trouble for 150 Baht

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shutree View Post
    State schools all have teachers at the gates in the morning, mainly being picky about clothing or hairstyles. It really wouldn't be too difficult to impose some control over motorcycle riders without helmets.
    As that double fatality occurred after school Friday, classmates, friends, teachers were at the temple over the weekend, posing for mourning photos on Facebook etc, but Monday - business as usual.

    Due to the school's location on town fringe, 200m to open highway, morning and afternoon there are two police on traffic control as incoming vehicles (sometimes) slow from highway speeds.

    It's a nightmare taking her to school, getting overtaken on both sides in the rush through town, worse leaving as that's official race-time.

    Police wave through hundreds of kids on motorbikes, most minus helmets, often three on a bike, I'd say very few have a licence - daughter says just one other in her class.

    It would be a simple combined effort between teachers and police with a captive audience of almost 1000 ... but that's too hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    I believe there is a solution called the police but f course pulling over an 11 year old with 20 baht sweet money and no licence means going after the parents and that is just too much trouble for 150 Baht
    Utterly futile.
    A few years back I was cycling, clipped by the mudguard on a sidecar, just enough to send me off-road into long grass, no injury.

    This was on Sukhumvit through Tung Benja - road widens to eight lanes. I gave chase and caught them - driver probably about 10 years old, little girl maybe 3-4 yr old in the sidecar

    It had no registration plate, pointless trying to report. All this on the busiest road in the region.

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    But they are poor.

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    This reminds me of the story of the Honda ATC. Anyone who grew up in North America anywhere just a bit out ot town either owned one or knew someone who did. So many ppl were getting hurt that they made them illegal. But quads took over after that and still hurt an awful lot of ppl. My older brother wiped out on one and he was blind for a couple nights. His eyes were full of sand so they had to blindfold him for awhile


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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Happy Christmas! What did Santa give you?

    My next door neighbour here in north Laos bought his son a motorbike. It's not an EV but is probably 70cc. So it can achieve quite a speed, depending on how stupid the rider is.

    The boy is 11 years old and hot-headed. No crash helmet of course.

    I wonder if I will be invited to his funeral......
    Meh, my oldies bought me my first bike when I was 8 (xmas pressie)

    It was an RM80.

    It actually tossed me dad off on xmas day and he dislocated his his shoulder.

    I was doing ok on it but had busted my arm by new years.

    Kept it for 6 more months and Dad traded it on a new RM125 for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    Meh, my oldies bought me my first bike when I was 8 (xmas pressie)

    It was an RM80.

    It actually tossed me dad off on xmas day.
    Sounds like the ultimate modification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post

    It actually tossed me dad off on xmas day and he dislocated his his shoulder.
    I think your translator got some of that wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    Dad traded it on a new RM125 for me.
    Way cheaper in spareparts, wasn't it ?

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