Thread: Thai v Farang Battle Royale

Ahhhhhh....what is it?

Undoing a tied elastic band in 0.1 seconds.

Thai.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Undoing a tied elastic band in 0.1 seconds.

Thai.

Thai 6-3 Farang

Bigfoot thread link?

Barefoot in the mud - result is a draw
Thai 6-3 Farang

Knowing the rules of the road and possessing a drivers license while on the road.

Okay Hap? Thai 6-4 Farang.

Originally Posted by aging one

Knowing the rules of the road and possessing a drivers license while on the road.

Okay Hap? Thai 6-4 Farang.

6-3

I'm actually watching the videos online (on mute) to renew mine now.... which is ... November.... carry the one.... 10 months out of date.

Can do it all online then book a time, go in with everything, wham bam thank you mam.

Just got back from me 100 baht medical check.

Gotta love Thailand.

Changing light bulbs

Thai 6 Fallang 5

The babies arm holding an apple

Thai 6 Fallang 6

Not getting annoyed at minor inconveniences that can't be changed...

Thai 7-4 Farang



Getting annoyed at major things like corruption & safety and that can be changed...

Thai 7-5 Farang

Originally Posted by Edmond

6-3

Changing light bulbs

Thais 7 Eddie 3


Penis size but inability to get a boner

Thai 8 Eddie 3

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Changing light bulbs

Thais 7 Eddie 3

Guilty.




I'm also leveling up the 'pointing' score.

Though I should point out that's down to laziness not size.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Just got back from me 100 baht medical check.

178cm, 5 foot 10+ and chiseled, AO and Nev can go through my blood pressure numbers.

Uni girl uniforms
Thai 8-5 Farang

Originally Posted by happynz

Sandwiches
Thai 2-1 Farang
.

You MUST be kidding.

^ I had Thai at two-nil and then Team Farang clawed back a point for being better at making sandwiches to bring the scores to Thai 2-1 Farang.

No steward's enquiry needed here.

I make that

Thai 12 Falang 12

Nobody has mentioned

POINTING

Thais win every time, the index of sense and scent a bribability

THIGHLAND

Hub of Hub

Fake monk

Monkey robber

Fake women

Fake docs

Fake smile

Real nice people

Originally Posted by Edmond

I'm also leveling up the 'pointing' score.

Originally Posted by david44

Nobody has mentioned

POINTING

Way to make a lad feel noticed, Dave.

Putting batteries in clocks with pictures of the King...farangs

Saving costs on safety during construction projects...Thais

Friendliness to Birds

(feeding dicks to ducks)

((and vice versa in Peking, Harry))

Thai 4 - Taking a family of 4 out for the weekend on a Vespa.
Farang 2

Working all day in 40 degrees heat with out the slightest bead of sweat - Thai 1. Farang 0.