TeakDOOR Manscaping Thread - with pictures

[Edmond]

Aren't they supposed to be maintained, cleaned and oiled?

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No need to post yours Jeff.

[Mendip]

Aren't they supposed to be maintained, cleaned and oiled?

I give it a good blow once in a while.

Thanks to all replies, I may treat myself for Christmas. Nightshifts are made for a bit of Christmas shopping.

I usually like to go for some quality, but I could get ten of Pragmatic's for the price of PAG's. It makes you think.

I haven't checked out Norton's brother's yet. Incidentally, how do you know that mate? I don't have a clue what my sisters use for this kind of thing... it's just never come up in conversation.

[Norton]

Incidentally, how do you know that mate?

He hangs out at my house. In fact he is here now.

[Looper]

There is no way that I will get involved in this thread

We demand a Mendy clippings shot. (Live action shearing shot for members-only).

does anyone have a recommendation for a decent rechargeable beard trimmer?

If it is for the nethers then, if the hirsute shaggers-back shaggy-back photos are a predictor of what lies beneath, then a set of industrial aussie outback shears hooked up to the boats working-deck 3-phase or pressurised airline might be the order of the day.

Do not attempt in anything above sea-state 7 or bough on to 8m waves!

[malmomike77]

But does anyone have a recommendation for a decent rechargeable beard trimmer?

I don't care about the colour, but my only stipulation is that it needs to be available on Lazada.

firstly fuk rechargeable, a waste of money. secondly fuk Braun. they are shite so stick with the original and best Wahl, mine is 25 years old never missed a beat and only had to change the blades and squirt with wd40.

[Edmond]

^ Didn't you nearly do a Van Gogh one day a year or so back?

Do not attempt in anything above sea-state 7 or bough on to 8m waves!

Reckon they'll have to go back to drydock to re-clear the turbines if he dumps it overboard.

[Mendip]

then a set of industrial aussie outback shears hooked up to the boats working-deck 3-phase or pressurised airline might be the order of the day.

Reckon they'll have to go back to drydock to re-clear the turbines if he dumps it overboard.

Are these comments really necessary?


I don't know what to do now.

But... Lazada are out of stock of PAG's Braun and this is my second Braun and both have been rubbish, so I guess that's out.

Pragmatic's Kemai just doesn't seem expensive enough to be good... and I've just found out that Kemai are Chinese, so that sounds a bit dodgy.

I had a Philips TV once and that wasn't great, which puts me off Norton's brothers trimmer.

It's looking like a Wahl and they have loads on Lazada and they look OK, but it'll have to be a cordless rechargeable because I'm a mobile kind of guy and I reckon needing a power socket to plug into could be difficult at times. I won't be doing any funny stuff, only trimming my beard so I'm sure a cordless will be up to the job. I think I'll go shopping next shift.

[armstrong]

I've got a Remington for my head which does a decent job. The only problem is it's wired so I can't use it in the bathroom near the mirror

So to get the bits of the back of my head I've missed I've got a rechargeable Xiaomi.

[Joe 90]

I've got a Remington for my head which does a decent job. The only problem is it's wired so I can't use it in the bathroom near the mirror

So to get the bits of the back of my head I've missed I've got a rechargeable Xiaomi.

Keep practicing, i CAN DO MY WHOLE head IN UNDER 60 SECONDS EVERY 2 DAYS, WHY IS THIS ALL IN UPPER CASR?

[dirk diggler]

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I can vouch for these clippers. Either model available.

[Looper]

This wallaby was preening himself outside the house and if my new ripper Wahl had been battery operated I could have run out, ambushed him, held him down and subjected him to a forcible 'scaping

Have you ever done that to a woman?

I did it to 3 women about 18 years ago while I was going through an unusual phase of emotional personal development.

You could probably end up in court for pulling that stunt these days.

[Mendip]

This wallaby was preening himself outside the house and if my new ripper Wahl had been battery operated I could have run out, ambushed him, held him down and subjected him to a forcible 'scaping

The stuff of dreams Looper... I now feel that I can fully participate in this thread. I just need to let the hair grow a bit first!

Maybe I can test it out on one of the dogs first?

[Looper]

^I don't fancy your chances pulling a forced manscaping on Yogi Mendip.

I think a manscaping would be a redline to cross for the blokiest dog on the block.

But he looks fairly well trimmed in his natural state.

[PlanK]

I could have run out, ambushed him, held him down and subjected him to a forcible 'scaping

Have you ever done that to a woman?

I did it to 3 women about 18 years ago while I was going through an unusual phase of emotional personal development.

You could probably end up in court for pulling that stunt these days.

Crickey, Loops! That's a bit rapey!
Unless at the time you happened to be a member of Hamas? That would make all okay.

[baldrick]

held him down

his balls hanging down like that shows he is pretty relaxed around you , so maybe you would not have to hold him down

[Looper]

Unless at the time you happened to be a member of Hamas?

That would be against Hamas house rules Planners as they like their ladies hairy, hirsute and au naturelle as you can witness if you ever watch any burka porn on xHamster.

his balls hanging down like that shows he is pretty relaxed around you

I wish my balls hung down on a stretchy elastic tape like that. Manscaping would be a slice of cake. I would not even need my little hand mirror.

[baldrick]

I thought this mini braun would make trimming the hedging easier - an AA battery and it is usable in the shower , but I find that just dry seems to work better

trims to 4mm with the comb and tidies up quite well to encourage the help to taste my "sour patch kids"

recommended and just 35 AUD at chemists warehouse

[Looper]

I wish my balls hung down on a stretchy elastic tape like that. Manscaping would be a slice of cake.

I find the most difficult part to be front of the ball bag where it is at its most wrinkly.

I needed to be careful several time today not to nip the nad-sack in between the buzzing blades.

It could have been nasty.

Not much to do after only 5 weeks.

I got more rhymes than I got grey hairs, and that's a lot because I got my share: