Thread: Christmas

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I reckon Mendy's would be a decent Christmas Day do though

Gouging yourself on chicken and peas and Ya Dong egg nog at his outdoor dining table with that sweet smell of nearby chicken farm whilst playing Monopoly and pin the wife's lingerie on the soi dogs then watching him tap his manky feet to I'm a Cider Drinker with Yogis bollocks staring you in the eye?

I'd sooner fly to Canada and put 50 bucks towards sharing a hooker with Socal.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Gouging yourself on chicken

...some poultry wings are dangerously pointy...

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I've got my eye on a couple of cheap flights, leaving here on Xmas Eve

Originally Posted by Edmond

additional palm trees might be required before December arrives, especially once I start adding mine.

^ can also mean digging or scooping into a mountain of peas

^^ Charming.

Was gonna bring you some pre-workout brain powder over too

Heard that one before.

Just gimme yer family's home address, Ed. I'll send it right up.


Been there, bought the home security system.

@PAG - I also think that the singer (in the vid you posted) is a Filipina. She said "thank you so much" at the end of the song - which is common among many Filipinos. (I don't. I think it's too Hollywood-ish/ plastic). Re: the singer, she's good but not great. (or maybe I'm spoiled for choice bcos there are so many good singers in PH).

Cheers! Will probably zumba to Mariah's song on Sept 1st.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Yeah, but those activities always feel better in the cold.

First world problems, eh? Complaining that Christmas on Koh Chang just isn't the same.

We're probably going in the caravan again and then a "Xmas dinner" at a posh restaurant nearby.

It's easier while she's a kid. Wake up early and start drinking while she opens her presents. Then keep drinking while she plays with them. Pint of Bailey's, dinner and back home for a nap while James Bond is in the tele

Originally Posted by armstrong

while James Bond is in the tele

It's stuff like this that I miss.

And Herbie Goes Bananas on Christmas Eve for the 32nd consecutive year.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Gouging yourself on chicken and peas and Ya Dong egg nog at his outdoor dining table with that sweet smell of nearby chicken farm whilst playing Monopoly and pin the wife's lingerie on the soi dogs then watching him tap his manky feet to I'm a Cider Drinker with Yogis bollocks staring you in the eye?

I'd sooner fly to Canada and put 50 bucks towards sharing a hooker with Socal.

You forgot the fishing, snake catching and the gardener dressed as a sexy Santa's elf.

^ I forgot his Welsh mate too.
Itll be Xmas, but not as we know it Jim

Originally Posted by katie23

maybe I'm spoiled for choice bcos there are so many good singers in PH

I've been to my share of Filipino parties.
They all think they're great at singing.
Buy some cds and leave it to the fukkin professionals is my advice

In Australia pubs are closed Xmas day or have limited trading hours and you usually have to order a meal to get served alcohol. Liquor stores and drive through bottlos are closed to, so if you've been over serving yourself on Xmas eve and either forgot to buy sufficient takeaways or remembered to buy them but drank them . Your Fucked.

^^, ^^^ Sorry, but how the hell did I get involved?

^ Seasons Greetings buddy

When the daughter was young we used to visit the UK every year between around 28th December and beginning of January. I enjoyed the run-up to Christmas while the daughter still believed in Santa, and all that, we would catch a pantomime, watch a few Christmas movies, pit a tree up and do the Christmas Eve thing.

But, once Christmas Day has come and gone, we would have another 10 days or so in shite weather so I'd be confined indoors with not only my English family but the wife as well. I was glad once the daughter stopped believing in Santa which gave me a good excuse to start visiting the UK in the summer instead.

Christmas means little to me and New Year even less. This year I hope to work through it, although I may take Christmas Day and Boxing Day off just to be sociable.

But if anyone wants to gouge on some peas and pin a crotchless pair of panties on the gardener, then you're more than welcome.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Seasons Greetings buddy

We are starting this Christmas BS in AUG?.... Really..... ? FFS.

Lets just have Christmas every month. Retailers will like it, Airline companies can charge more and people can buy presents year round...

Originally Posted by BLD

In Australia pubs are closed Xmas day or have limited trading hours and you usually have to order a meal to get served alcohol. Liquor stores and drive through bottlos are closed to, so if you've been over serving yourself on Xmas eve and either forgot to buy sufficient takeaways or remembered to buy them but drank them . Your Fucked.

Same here, but there are always house parties to go to if you aren't already pissed enough.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

We are starting this Christmas BS in AUG?.... Really.

You Americans have already given the World Xmas every friggin Month with your fukkin Halloween, Easter, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, Black Friday, Valentines bastard day, Thanks Giving etc etc

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Same here

It's not the same here, there are still pubs open for a few hours where you don't have to buy food to get inebriated.
They've started putting the pub adverts up around here for their Xmas Dinners but none of those Xmas dinners are available on Xmas Day which I find a tad retarded..although their staff will wanna go home and enjoy Xmas too.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You Americans have already given the World Xmas every friggin Month with your fukkin Halloween, Easter, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, Black Friday, Valentines bastard day, Thanks Giving etc etc

Only one of those includes a day off mate. Guy Fawkes is that a paid "off day"?

TTTL has started her crimbo decos early with a bathroom angel

The safety glass in the shower really dates the place. I have not seen wired safety glass for a shower in many's the long year

I found that these feet steps are just the ticket to give yourself more of a jungle squat posture when you're a bit bunged up. I might invest in a set.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

It's not the same here, there are still pubs open for a few hours where you don't have to buy food to get inebriated.

Yeah, but it's still limited hours, innit?

A couple of hours in the afternoon and then a cheeky knock on the back door at night if you're lucky.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You Americans have already given the World Xmas every friggin Month with your fukkin Halloween, Easter, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, Black Friday, Valentines bastard day, Thanks Giving etc etc

Come on Dil. Those other holidays do not include mass consumerism. They are just stupid Holidays, except Thanksgiving. Christmas has become stupid. Starts with Christmas displays in August everywhere so people starting buying crap.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

A couple of hours in the afternoon and then a cheeky knock on the back door at night if you're lucky.

Are we still talking about drinking here?

Originally Posted by aging one

Only one of those includes a day off mate. Guy Fawkes is that a paid "off day"?

That's even worse. They are all a motive to get folk to spunk their hard earned

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Those other holidays do not include mass consumerism

Thats only true if you dont have a Mother, Father, kids or a spouse