Thread: Where did you go today?

Originally Posted by cyrille

What or who got wet?

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Originally Posted by DrWilly

Do tell.

His shart and wicking undercrackers, no doubt.

^ That was what I was alluding to for comedic effect... it may or may not be true.

What happens in my undercrackers, stays in my undercrackers.

TMI

^^If only.

Today I shall mostly be taking the passport office to Gordano Services greasy spoon and hooker hang out.

Inside the moat for the first time in two years.

Lots of places have been re-purposed and/or renamed.

'On The Road' bookshop is now two shops.

The first is a pizza joint. They helpfully have photos of their pizzas on the window.

They won't be doing that for long.

The second shop sells souvishite.

I was surprised that Wawee Coffee had also thrown in the towel at that excellent site they had near Wat Praa Sing.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Today I shall mostly be taking the passport office to Gordano Services greasy spoon and hooker hang out.

Wise move putting a plastic sheet on that hammered mattress.

Originally Posted by cyrille

'On The Road' bookshop is now two shops.

The first is a pizza joint. They helpfully have photos of their pizzas on the window.

They won't be doing that for long.

The second shop sells souvishite.

They'll probably still take more money than a second hand book shop.

Funny how you have cutting putdowns lined up about something which, about seven years ago, I said I would never consider doing.

Got any about making a living from tightrope walking that you hope will upset me?

You idiotic drunk.

But what will you do with your mountain of jizz stained Jackie Collins and Enid Blyton books you cockwomble.

Not a bad Friday night, eh Chitty?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Inside the moat for the first time in two years

TDs greatest ever travel thread in one sentence!

Wot no pics Ciz?

Footys just come on Joe

^So uproariously funny.

How on earth do you do it, time after time after time after time?

Anyway, 3 points in the bag that twisted alco numpty doesn't like.

Originally Posted by cyrille

^So uproariously funny.

How on earth do you do it, time after time after time after time?

Anyway, 3 points in the bag that twisted alco numpty doesn't like.

twisted?

alco?

oh dear sympls had three stellas

Look good is that a madagascar yabbie?
Swop u for a reconditioned m-in-law?



my dusk patrol round the rubber to jusify a sundowner.

Originally Posted by david44

Look good is that a madagascar yabbie?

Slipper lobster - Wikipedia

different names all around the world - oz they are called moreton bay or balmain bugs - in french I think it is sigal

my favourite crustacean

Ah yes had some moretom bay bugs good tucker

Outstanding, they are delicious!

Inspect the picnic rug for hairs. Don't want to get off on the wrong foot.

A lady from Scotland brought the Scottish weather with her for our Tuesday tryst.

I went for a Mexican themed picnic.

The rain attracted an entourage of slugs which feasted on the soggy doritos and were strangely engrossing to watch if not quite as beguiling and romantic as the baby swans I had promised the good lady.

A strange and eerie light crept across swan lake as the sun tried to break through the rain towards dusk. I think that kind of light can only be called gloaming as in roamin in the gloamin.

But my fanny magnet batteries were suffering from water-logging. She stayed under the umbrella with me in the rain until it was almost so dark we could hardly see each other, but my vague mentions of the possibility of warming up by the BBQ firepit did not get any bites, so it was strike 2 for the new motor.

You should write a book Loops!

Confessions of a dodgy landlord

Was it a good night down at the local car park Chitty?

Originally Posted by Looper

Inspect the picnic rug for hairs. Don't want to get off on the wrong foot.

Wise choice. Nobody likes a hairy rug these days.