I have never had a crack wax in my life although I do partake of a bi-monthly (once every 2 months not twice a month) down-under electric trim round the front nethers and general dangly area
Lol!
These leeches are like effin buses.
You don't see one for years and then 2 come along in a week. This was today. (Actually I had only ever been leeched once in my life before this busy week).
This was a bonza tip from the WorxMeister
I was quite fascinated to see what would happen as I poured the salt on this nastyboy
There was a pause as the shock wave pulsed through his tiny body. Then a rapid crimson puddle spread out over my hand as he released his grip and writhed in salty spasms
It was almost as much fun as burning ants with a magnifying glass or pulling wings off a fly so I am going out tomorrow to see if I can snag a third time lucky before the weekend
I might go to work on the next bruvva with a blowtorch and a set of pliers Marsellus Wallace stylee
(Please disregard backgound sneak preview of my next fascinating Bodgy DIY post)