You all need to get your brain out of the gutter .
Married 11 happy years today!! After giving my girl a dozen red roses in the hope she will keep me another year, I asked where she wanted to go for dinner. She said she did not want to go anywhere but could we get crabs from a small African American restaurant we know in Daytona.
So I gave my wife crabs for our anniversary.
14 years ago
14 happy years later , a lot of water under the bridge and a few white hair.