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    The worst spam emails ever thread

    C'mon post up your worst spam email , normally i just delete them.

    This was too ridiculous not to share..

    DAVID HIRST <support@misfacturas.pe>
    Sent:23 September 2020 02:28
    To:CCC@XXXXX
    Subject:2020-09-23


    Good Morning ,

    I am outsourcing individuals with proficient abilities to manage a vast wealth for an Arab angel Investor with beleaguered political situation.

    These funds can be invested in tranches of 100 M or a tranche that is suitable for the portfolio manager.

    If you have Investment and/or Portfolio Management abilities, credible projects in need or existing businesses requiring expansion, we would be delighted to work with you.

    Sincerely,
    DAVID HIRST




    Feel free to post up yours..

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    doublette

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    Sigh..
    We all get them in our mailboxes. The same mass sent emails. They are boring as fcuk. Don't bore us here also, we've already read them once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom View Post
    Sigh..
    We all get them in our mailboxes. The same mass sent emails. They are boring as fcuk. Don't bore us here also, we've already read them once.
    Get a GMail account, then you won't see them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    This was too ridiculous not to share..
    It really wasn't.

    Quote Originally Posted by lom View Post
    They are boring as fcuk. Don't bore us here also
    Eloquently put.

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    Since I dumped my Hotmail account, I don’t get any spam.

    Well, if you don’t count retailers I do business with sending scads of promos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Get a GMail account, then you won't see them.
    Bollox, it is in a gmail account I get them

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Get a GMail account, then you won't see them.
    Bollox, it is in a gmail account I get them
    In the spam folder which I have to check because they flag some normal mails as spam..

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom View Post
    Bollox, it is in a gmail account I get them
    In the spam folder which I have to check because they flag some normal mails as spam..
    I haven't checked my spam folder in years. They are top notch at avoid false positives.

    They only stick dodgy shit in there.

    What 'normal' emails have you found in there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lom View Post
    Bollox, it is in a gmail account I get them
    In the spam folder which I have to check because they flag some normal mails as spam..
    And you should make your mind up, every mail account gets them, I said you won't see them.

    Because Google is the best at spam filtering with very few FPs.

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    Dear Terry57,

    Thanks for registering at TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum! We are glad you have chosen to be a part of our community and we hope you enjoy your stay.

    All the best,

    TeakDoor.com - The Thailand Forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    What 'normal' emails have you found in there?
    Mostly mailing list emails but once every 2nd-3rd month there is a traditional email there for no apparent reason.
    So it is not very helpful to have a spam folder if you have to check it regularly.

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    So don’t check it. They will ring you if it’s important

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    I'm quite disappointed, I get very little, actually none of that anymore. I think word has got out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    So don’t check it. They will ring you if it’s important
    Exactly. If they can't craft a proper email, they should be sending faxes.


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    Interestingly, noticing within last few months, the load of spams coming every day has been ceasing during weekend days.

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    Here's a good one, he's local, I might try and get it in cash. I wonder if there's enough for an Elite Card?


    From Ali
    My name is Mr Dosu Ali the only surviving son of general Malu Ali of Libya but presently living in Atlanta Georgia in United State of America. i have inheritance of some huge amount of money in a security company in Dubai U.A.E Which i want you to help me to collect and invest on my behalf. please respond to this mail if you are willing to help and travel to pick up the funds for investment
    Yours sincerely
    Dosu Ali
    REPLY TO
    three60years@gmail.com
    chat or whatsapp me
    +447594721345

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klondyke View Post
    Interestingly, noticing within last few months, the load of spams coming every day has been ceasing during weekend days.
    Your replies have doubtless bamboozled them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    My name is Mr Dosu Ali the only surviving son of general Malu Ali of Libya.....
    Pfft, I get proposal emails from Colonel Gadaffis widow!!

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