Gay people exist because pregnant women have anal sex.

[TizMe]

Someone this fucking stupid should be locked up to protect the world.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/26/gay-p...says-10464758/

A religious leader says people turn out to be homosexual because of problems transferred to a fetus during pregnancy. Speaking at a primary school in Akaki, Cyprus, the bishop claimed that being gay is passed on when pregnant women have anal sex and enjoy it. He said: ‘It happens during the parent’s intercourse or pregnancy. It follows an abnormal sexual act between the parents. To be more clear, anal sex. ‘[Saint Porfyrios] says that when the woman likes that, a desire is born, and then the desire is passed on to the child.’ The Bishop was speaking during a series of ‘spiritual meetings of dialogue’ that ran until this month, according to Accept LGBTI Cyprus.


The meetings are open to anyone and the audience ranges from children to elders with people open to asking the Bishop of Morphou whatever they want. Many studies have been carried out to find out why people are gay and no definitive answer has ever been given. However, we can find no evidence of any scientific studies being carried out to find out if pleasure from anal sex in expectant mothers is or ever has been a factor. Putting forward his evidence, the orthodox Christian Bishop told the people gathered before him that Saint Porfyrios had written about the issue. Saint Porfyrios is a relatively newly declared saint who died in the 90s who told gay people they should remain single and pray the gay away for the rest of their life.

[docmartin]

Where there’s a fear there’s a fantasy.
If he’s locked up he can realise that fantasy.

[marcusb]

""Speaking at a primary school in Akaki,""

They talk about anal sex at primary schools!!!

[harrybarracuda]

Just think, you could be Buttplug's father.

[Simon43]

""Speaking at a primary school in Akaki,""

They talk about anal sex at primary schools!!!

Don't be so indignant! They only mention it in reference to goats.

[nidhogg]

Personally I found the best bit to be "pregnant women have anal sex and enjoy it".


That dude has some pretty f*cked up shit going on in his head.......

[Ukan Kizmiaz]

if god didn't want pregnant women to have anal sex then he wouldn't have give them assholes

[marcusb]

^. ^^^ 55555

[Looper]

when the woman likes that, a desire is born, and then the desire is passed on to the child.’

There is certainly some imaginative plausibility in the idea!

Maybe worth some research. Maybe an anonymous survey could be done of some gay fella's old dears to see if there is any correlation.

if god didn't want pregnant women to have anal sex then he wouldn't have give them assholes

This is a great debating riposte from Ukan and we need the arch-bishop's response to this!

Personally I found the best bit to be "pregnant women have anal sex and enjoy it".


That dude has some pretty f*cked up shit going on in his head.......

You would be surprised but some ladies do love it up the traders nids, once they get over their initial hesitancy and scepticism.

A quick look on xHamster reveals a heap of pregnant ladies going at it too.

[Dragonfly]

Just think, you could be Buttplug's father.

you are a very clever Indian

[nidhogg]

You would be surprised but some ladies do love it up the traders nids, once they get over their initial hesitancy and scepticism.

A quick look on xHamster reveals a heap of pregnant ladies going at it too.

You kind of missed the point there Loops.

So - anal sex and not enjoy - kids not gay. Anal sex and enjoy it - kids gay.

[docmartin]

So if the mum to be enjoys fellatio the kids will start talking early ?
If she enjoys cunnilingus the kids will be moronic window-lickers ?
If she's into being tied up the kids will be right into crochet and knitting ?
This cause and effect stuff is exciting.
I see a Nobel prize for the good bishop if the science can be proven.
Under the right conditions the kids could be bred to lay golden eggs.

[Ukan Kizmiaz]

I gotta workmate who's a tremendous multi-tasker - I'm thinking his mum might have been doing a fair bit of the old spastic eagle during the gestation....

[GracelessFawn]

The bishop said quiet a mouthful.

[Switch]

^perhaps he was blaming his mother?

[David48atTD]

I gotta workmate who's a tremendous multi-tasker - I'm thinking his mum might have been doing a fair bit of the old spastic eagle during the gestation....

"spastic eagle" ... had to look that on up

[docmartin]

"spastic eagle" ... had to look that on up

so ‘tromboning’ might be unknown to you.

[baldrick]

if god didn't want pregnant women to have anal sex then he wouldn't have give them assholes

why does god call to his service so many men whose mothers enjoyed anal sex while they where pregnant ?

[docmartin]

Because religion is about guilt-tripping gullible old ladies into coughing up their cash, and they’re more likely to trust it a nice sweet man with soft hands than some brute.

[Looper]

The only thing that is going to settle this is a double-blind control experimant.

We need a campaign for some brave volunteer would-be mothers to submit themselves to scientific buggeration banditry in the name of medical research.

3 way split.

1. No buggeration
2. Brave submission to poop-pipe-probery
3. No lube (so no enjoyment)

[Switch]

My late mother was a churchgoing person who grew up in the 1920s. Being from Stoke, she would have no idea such things even existed.
I'm just a late developer. Came to the gayness late in life. I just fell for the one person who made the earth and several wardrobes move for me. Never considered another, of any persuasion. Maybe it's gay, maybe not. Not really into labels anyway. It just is.

Cannot get as far as my mother, or anyone elses mother liking it up the bum. They just weren't made like that in those days.

I am therefore calling bullcrap on this priest and his crazy excuse for a theory.

[Looper]

Being from Stoke

Did she keep a collection of traffic cones stacked in the garden shed?

Enjoying a pre-natal traffic cone more than is prudent is thought to be correlated with late onset....

Came to the gayness late in life

[Hugh Cow]

Snuby exists because pregnant women have anal sex.

FTFY

[Saint Willy]

Personally I found the best bit to be "pregnant women have anal sex and enjoy it".


That dude has some pretty f*cked up shit going on in his head.......

I noticed that too, but what I want to know is what happens if the pregnant woman doesnt enjoy the anal sex?

[GracelessFawn]

That priest is one sick bum-tard.