Thread: Daily or weekly cheer

Summer is here, it'll be above 3 degrees for the next 5 months.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Summer is here

Lovely.

You gonna head to some festivals?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Somebody's a bit frumpy-grumpy after having their tooth pulled out.






This morning's cornflakes were absoluterly delisherous btw.

Suspect

Originally Posted by Edmond

You gonna head to some festivals?

i am, there's a saga one where the ladies will be out in their finest support stockings and its easy to score max strength voltorol

^ Lucky fooker

Originally Posted by Edmond

^ Lucky fooker

indeed, did i mention the DC5s, a Dave Clark Five tribute band? some of the groupies are hot

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Dave Clark Five

WERE YOU FEELING GLAD ALL OVER, OR JUST BITS AND PIECES?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Dave Clark Five tribute band? some of the groupies are hot

*books flights*

Originally Posted by Edmond

the 22 year old waitress

Definitely edging towards daily moan not daily cheer.

How does one go from 30 to mi... early 40s so fast.

^ Sounds like 'The sportsmans double' is on the table.
If not, do a Grecian 2000 DJ Pat on her and tell her you're 20, and hope some horrible bastard doesn't tip her off

Hang on...if her mom is 30-33...

^ you're reading that wrong and well you know it.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

do a DJ Pat on her

The new-ish stair machine regime does has one well trained for dining and dashing now that I think of it.

Originally Posted by Edmond

The new-ish stair machine regime does has one well trained for dining

Great...Will we be seeing you show Mendy how a proper gash licking thread should be done?

Originally Posted by Edmond

The new-ish stair machine

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Summer is here, it'll be above 3 degrees for the next 5 months.

Had frost here last night

Blooming apple trees won't like that

Wouldn't have happened under the Gladstone government

One of my best mates in the world from Brum, a massive Birmingham City fan, just messaged me to ask if he could come over for a piss up. At the same time as our old pal from Thailand is coming over to see me; the three of us used to get right on it in Thailand, but we haven't been together for years.

Sometimes, the stars just align.



I told my missus and she put her head in her hands.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I told my missus and she put her head in her hands.

Did it remind you of 4.45 on a normal Saturday?

Oh, and you can fuck off as well.

Anyone else?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Did it remind you of 4.45 on a normal Saturday?

Happy birthday to my darling Gert ,52 today .

Happy burp day to your Gert.

Happy Birthday Gert-O.


You gonna buy her a chair?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Happy Birthday Gert-O.


You gonna buy her a chair?

No dont want to spoil her ,i brought her a television stand about 8 weeks ago

Originally Posted by klong toey

Happy birthday to my darling Gert ,52 today .

Happy Birthday to your wife!

Thanks for posting, you've reminded me it was my wife's Birthday in September.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Happy Birthday to your wife!

Thanks for posting, you've reminded me it was my wife's Birthday in September.

Happy Somerset Day, Mendip.


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^ Many thanks Nev.

I'll celebrate properly with a tin of cider once I get off this damn boat.