Thread: Daily or weekly cheer

Originally Posted by malmomike77

That was a travesty, and the witch hunt which followed you with baying masses calling for your perma-ban that meant you had to multinik 4 times - TD and those shameful few who sadly never got banned or called to account are still here complaining about the good old days.

Pissed as a newt again . . .

Originally Posted by Neverna

Why did you log-in to your old account, Toots?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I was using the phone whilst sat enjoying a beer i tapped my login name and used my finger print to logon not registering NPT was the logon name first on my list.

Pissed as a newt again . . .

Originally Posted by panama hat

Pissed as a newt again

Is he bitter because he's pissed, or is he pissed because he's bitter?

Originally Posted by panama hat

Pissed as a newt again . . .




Pissed as a newt again . . .

Fuckinhell you definitely paid attention during your 17th century English lessons

Is he still going on

Originally Posted by armstrong

Fuckinhell you definitely paid attention during your 17th century English lessons

Must have been where he picked up the expression ‘A stick in the mud’.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Is he bitter because he's pissed, or is he pissed because he's bitter?

You decide . . . probably both:

Originally Posted by armstrong

Fuckinhell you definitely paid attention during your 17th century English lessons

Double post.

Went shopping today. With a list!

Amazingly I only spent half what I normally do, just wandering around a supermarket, picking up whatever catches my eye.

Originally Posted by Switch

Went shopping today. With a list!


Amazingly I only spent half what I normally do, just wandering around a supermarket, picking up whatever catches my eye.

So you didn't stick to your list, bought what you wanted like normally without a list and saved money - purely because you made a list and ignored it?

Am i reading this wrong?

He kind of... rambles.

Probably bought 6 jars of Nutella and some date rape drugs.

Originally Posted by Switch

Went shopping today. With a list!

Amazingly I only spent half what I normally do, just wandering around a supermarket, picking up whatever catches my eye.

Yep, that's why I prefer to shop with a good idea of the dishes I'm going to cook for the week first.

Unlike you, I had wife with me today who picks up whatever and we spent double the usual budget. She'll end up throwing stuff out due to sell by date.

^ Sounds like my missus, although she will still try and cook it when it's out of date, whilst ignoring the stench.

Roll on the summer and her Thai outdoor kitchen or q as Willy calls it

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ Sounds like my missus, although she will still try and cook it when it's out of date, whilst ignoring the stench.

Roll on the summer and her Thai outdoor kitchen or q as Willy calls it

yeah, I think your missus cooking out of date food and ignoring the stench is very different to a Q.

Bellend!

Obviously dont know what's involved living with a Thai wife.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Obviously dont know what's involved living with a Thai wife.

Of course, I don't. Stalker.

I stuck to my list, apart from 1 item which I knew I could get at half the price elsewhere. It was simply an exercise in self discipline.

Big thank you to Cyrille for his usual worthless contribution. Sometimes it’s better to just STFU rather than make shit up, and make yourself look foolish, again.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

out of date, whilst ignoring the stench.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Obviously dont know what's involved living with a Thai wife.

Obviously not everyone got involved with the level you and Reg did.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Obviously not everyone got involved with the level you and Reg did.

Aint that the truth!

Originally Posted by Troy

She'll end up throwing stuff out due to sell by date.

Originally Posted by Switch

I stuck to my list, apart from 1 item which I knew I could get at half the price elsewhere. It was simply an exercise in self discipline.

Fascinating.

Do keep us updated on further colourful shopping experiences.

This is actually a Nampiktoot marathon thread.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Fuckinhell you definitely paid attention during your 17th century English lessons

Do you believe that expression is 17th century? I looked it up years ago, pre-Internet, and the origins were unclear, as I recall.

Originally Posted by Shutree

Do you believe that expression is 17th century? I looked it up years ago, pre-Internet, and the origins were unclear, as I recall.

No it's hyperbole

Originally Posted by armstrong

No it's hyperbole

Fair 'nuff. It is a curious piece of English. It's cousin 'pissed as a fart' is also obscure.

Originally Posted by Shutree

Do you believe that expression is 17th century?

Forsooth, armstrong wouldn't know a 17th century expression if it kicked him in the codpiece.