Partly true.
The book exists, the huge fortune probably not.
http://booksmango.com/downloads/once...e-in-the-east/
https://teakdoor.com/famous-threads/1...-east-hot.html (A book: Once upon a time in the East - Hot and sticky yarns from rural Siam)
^Good effort from the slap.
Pity he did not publish it 10 years earlier before e-books when there was still some coin to be made out of publishing.
Simon's story will always be the stuff of teakdoor legend even if it never gets on the NYT bestseller list.
Just noticed that booksmango link in Nev's post and Slap's signature says page not found. Thats probably whats kept him off the NYT list.
You are in Isarn, aint you Simon. Why not put your hand to the prequel..
Wishing you a happy Birthday to you. If you have your healthy and are happy then that is all that is important.
Here are some flowers for you from Yuki. It is a picture from the internet but I hope you like it.
Time to your sub-bladder organ checked.
That's tomorrow afternoon sorted.
Happy Birthday, got you by 5 years but it's cool, all the best.
^^^If the doc starts tickling the back of your ballbag with his thumb like that while he is drilling the pink doughnut then it is digital gay-rape!
^
It's a new technique utilised on the gender dubious.
A new box to tick on the authority to penetrate document all have to sign prior to saying hello at the bar/surgery.
Had a digital examination a few years back. If I recall, I had to have a very full bladder. When the doc touched my prostate I almost pissed up my nose...
^Is it Friday night already?
Happy belated Birthday Simon, you nutter.
My little video has been 'doing the rounds' with some of my online students (young teens) in Burma.
Positively-received, since they all know I'm mad as a hatter anyway. (when I taught at their school last year).
I did a science lesson about the heart in the week and got them to measure their resting heart rates. They averaged about 80, whilst mine was 45. (80 is OK for a growing boy/girl ==> higher metabolic rate). But my video made them think more about exercise and keeping/getting fit.
So being an eccentric English loony gives positive results with my students
Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile
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