Thread: Why vegans are stupid

Vegetarian is just an old tribal word for 'village idiot' as in someone who couldn't hunt, fish or lite a fire.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

I have been vegetarian and almost vegan for 42 years ... and I run up hills near my home.

Yeah, cuz only vegetarians can run up hills near their home.

Originally Posted by OhOh

..... to the cafe at the top, for my bowl of porridge, these days.

That is a some top scran there and enough to break any vegan's resolve but what is this limp-wristed tomato juice cocktail confection in a crystal glass with rabbit food garnishing beside it?

That should be a steaming mug of PG Tips.

Could be a bloody mary, in which case one more point to Gryffindor.

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Almost Vegan.
WFT does that mean, LD?

I explained it already, moron.

FOJ

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Looks a bit jaundiced to me?

I've never heard of anyone ever throwing a steak dinner at his wife.

A bowl of porridge oats, however ....

Curious, how the dumbed down, meat devouring farang siwalai are not content with having it their way, but feel the need to berate & belittle those who do not partake.

Originally Posted by Looper

That is a some top scran there and enough to break any vegan's resolve but what is this limp-wristed tomato juice cocktail confection in a crystal glass with rabbit food garnishing beside it?

That should be a steaming mug of PG Tips.

What makes you think a vegan would have the slightest interest in this greasy, cadaver-stenched, revolting heart attack in the making?

^ Brixton has a number of excellent greasy spoons. Not that I visit Brixton much these days.

What's your point, tinfoil nutter?

Do you know that a combination of certain veges & pulses protect against the brain-manipulating rays the Ameristanis send from secret bases across the globe? Pm me for details.

I did throw a badly cooked semi English at the ex-wife.

I regret nothing.

Orrens

Originally Posted by Orrens

I regret nothing.

Not even breaking the heirloom plastic plates?

I was under the impression that eating vegan and veggie food was good for health and the planet. Indian veggie a couple of times a week makes this easy

Originally Posted by Mandaloopy

that eating vegan and veggie food was good for health

Not necessarily, most sugary snacks are vegetarian, many grease-spoon type meat substitutes are vegan. You gotta be choosy. Lots of advice & recipes out there.

So I was looking at some new shades on t'interwebnet and on the site I use they offer - for a small premium - a "Vegan Leather" case.

Perhaps one of our vegan friends can explain this to me. Is this leather from a vegetarian (aren't they all?) cow that doesn't eat dairy products?

Originally Posted by Orrens

I did throw a badly cooked semi English at the ex-wife.

I regret nothing.

Orrens

If you are going to dump a cooked breakfast on your wife's head I would go for a fry-up over a bowl of porridge every time.

Make sure it includes a generous serving of baked beanz for that Mick Hucknall effect!

Liver is one of the most nutrient dense foods there is. Vegans are just morons.