Thread: Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind man

Something for the weekend...


A woman has been jailed and banned from entering Woking after she punched a blind man and was caught in the middle of a sex act in the street. Natasha Claus, 36, was described as ‘a mess’ by a judge after she turned up to court four hours late to be handed a 13-month prison sentence. The judge revealed that she had also been caught riding through the Surrey town naked on a motorbike, but added that she was not being sentenced for that particular incident.She pleaded guilty outraging public decency after she was caught in the middle of a sex act that Judge Peter Ross said was ‘no doubt for money’. Prosecutor John Upton said she was spotted in Goldsworth Road, Woking, ‘being fingered by a man’ on July 2 this year. A mother with her two children asked her to stop and Claus responded by threatening to punch her. When she was arrested at the scene, police said her jeans were pulled up, but her knickers were in her handbag.

Mr Upton told Guildford Crown Court that she was in the habit of befriending vulnerable men then taking advantage of them. Trouble flared when one of those men was threatened with being kicked out of his flat by the local council because of her anti-social behaviour. They argued and Claus attacked him. Because he was registered blind, he couldn’t tell if it was with her palm or fist. When being arrested for the attack, she assaulted two police officers calling one of them a ‘P**i c**t’. Defence barrister Timothy Leete said that she was addicted to inhaling butane gas, leading Judge Moss to tell her ‘your life is a mess.’ The judge added: ‘Any assault on a vulnerable person is very serious indeed, as is any attack on the police officers who we have a moral obligation to protect.’


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Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

When she was arrested at the scene, police said her jeans were pulled up, but her knickers were in her handbag.

A neat trick. I bet Paul Daniels could not get his boxers off while only rolling his jeans down!

...she was in the habit of befriending vulnerable men then taking advantage of them

Looking at her dog-ugly face, I'd say that this was a heinous crime which probably has mentally scarred those guys for life...

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

she assaulted two police officers calling one of them a ‘P**i c**t’.

Will fit in quite well here.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

calling one of them a ‘P**i c**t’

TeakDoor Blankety Blank!

But I don't get it. What is the first word?

Oh OK, I think I know what it is...

Was the officer's name Stan?

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

as is any attack on the grammar police officers WHOM we have a moral obligation to protect

FTFY

What about the bloke ?
Doesn't it take two to...tango ?

If thats what sniffing butane does to you I'd better stop.
Don't want to end up in Woking.

Orrens

Originally Posted by Looper

Was the officer's name Stan?

Don't want to end up in Woking...

We need a local witness. I hereby call the honourable gentleman for Woking, Mr Somtamslap.

Please step forward, sir. State your name and your relationship with this woman.

Why on earth would you leave such a paradise and come to Pattaya?

Originally Posted by sabang

Why on earth would you leave such a paradise and come to Pattaya?

Because in Pattaya, you can literally walk down a street and stick you finger into a pie?

why would anyone stick anything in that thing ????

Originally Posted by Dragonfly

why would anyone stick anything in that thing ????

How many times have you heard the same thing.....

not bad, CSF, I see LoyToy taught you well in silly replies

Oh shit. Must have been really drunk at the time.
Crabs now, could have been worse, could be scabies.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Because he was registered blind, he couldn’t tell if it was with her palm or fist.

The judge asked 'why didn't you duck?' Guy replied 'I didn't see it coming yer honour'.