Thread: Thailand Crimes of Fashion

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

cargo shorts with horrible knobbly white legs sticking out, bet more than a few of here wear the ghastly things. Usually with socks and sandals walking after some worn out looking Thai slag that's seen better days.

Are you English? To many English life appears to be one disappointment after another.

Originally Posted by Dragonfly94

cargo shorts with horrible knobbly white legs sticking out, bet more than a few of here wear the ghastly things. Usually with socks and sandals walking after some worn out looking Thai slag that's seen better days.

These are common with white socks in the over 50s

well that's 2 shitty short wearers then, Pat has more class of course being half foreign

Still got a long way to go to catch up to the Walmart lot.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

That's a good "Caption This" pic.
I am getting thought bubbles for both of them; Her: "Oh damn, here we go...3000 minimum, and he gets me drunk before AND after." Him: "I want a bit of that. Simple luscious Thai girl. I wonder if she's married and if I could ask her out for dinner?".

Witty .


Him: And then Tomcat helped choose the material, colour and short-sleeve design.

Her: Nice guy, Tomcat, he came over and sucked my cock last night.

I've got some rather fetching Leo beer pyjamas.

^^Not so witty. Try harder.


^ Typo there perhaps Armstrong? Did you mean "felching"?

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

Yes, it bothers me. Yes, I am shallow.

Don't be too hard on yourself. It would bother many. Most, even. But at the end of the day, dress doesn't really matter, does it?

I like the shoes! . I want a pair. Not for every day, but they'd be great for making people uncomfortable and great for finding out who at the party is cool (those that compiment them )

^^Thing is though, most men would solve the problem by surprising their partner with a funded spending spree buying some new clothes.

Just as most men would have a solution if their partner were sunbathing whilst scantily clad in the bedroom, despite there not being much sun. This was another complaint voiced recently by YD.

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Don't be too hard on yourself. It would bother many. Most, even. But at the end of the day, dress doesn't really matter, does it?

I like the shoes! . I want a pair. Not for every day, but they'd be great for making people uncomfortable and great for finding out who at the party is cool (those that compiment them )

google Opanak or opanci

Red Sea Evening Wear.

Tie dyed fisherman pants with Rasta dreads and shisha full of weed to accompany. Perhaps even a woven anklet, slightly hidden from view?




Unfortunately since moving to Thailand my level of vogue dernier cri has somewhat disintegrated.


Shopping list for today: Leo Pajamas.

Caption:

He: How many times have I told you not to go out at night - there are some strange men around...
Her: Dad, FFS, I wish you had never married my mum. I've known all those strange men since I was 15....

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I have a few shirts like that, but they get worn with jeans and boots when going somewhere that calls for smart casual. The Coconut bar isn't one of them and there's nowhere that a shirt like that works with plaid shorts



The ultimate crimes of fashion for me in no particular order are:
(1) Elephant Pants.
(2) Crocs.
(3) Sox and Sandals
(4) Shorts of any description on guys with snow-white legs (that are about 20 mins away from turning tomatoe red and causing immense pain tomorrow)
(5) Camel Adventure Wear clothes of any type.
(6) Von Dutch and Singha singlets.
(7) And the ultimate in I'm a sex-tourist who arrived this morning t-shirts:

Had a brief over 40s jumper wearing phase in Germany

I was still 35. The mature young look

These were the 'off my face' years

Guess who

^ The lesser spotted stumpy legged shrewed meister.

I wear jeans or chinos after 5pm, otherwise I get serious mosquito attacks on me legs.

Since returning to the kingdom, I have been seriously disappointed by the shorts on offer here. Hideous patterned material or too heavy duty.

Deciding to have some decent quality, lightweight, plain chino style, knee length sorts made.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Unfortunately since moving to Thailand my level of vogue dernier cri has somewhat disintegrated.

Sure has