Thread: Big Herc's prison advice

Big Herc is cool.

This is good. It's short. Please give it a try.

^Get fucked.

"The New Orange Is The Black"...

And the over-sized dork still didn't answer the questions.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

^Get fucked.

Would you say that to Big Herc's face?

Give it a chance. Great intro song and narrative.

Here is a short talk on "Institutionalization."

What does it mean shanked?

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

What does it mean shanked?

same same shivved

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

What does it mean shanked?

Getting stabbed with a home-made/prison made knife.

Originally Posted by Grampa

Getting stabbed with a home-made/prison made knife.

Again too much alcohol and TV. Cant tell an Italian accent but know what a shank is. You better know. When are you going down? Dont forget to keep us all informed up to the minute you hear and see the cell door shut.

This clip is Alcatraz but is from the tour, not the old prison. Quite scary and real though eh pizza boy?
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=93XovqClUtA

I went to the Alcatraz tour in the 90s. I used to fly to SF to party in North Beach and other parts of SF as I knew this chic there.

Alcatraz is a kind of bird m

I'll keep you folks posted if I get jail time.

I have a lawyer I'm paying.

I might set up a Go Fund Me page because he is expensive.

Originally Posted by Grampa

I might set up a Go Fund Me page because he is expensive.

You get lamb shanks in 'merking prisons?..... how do you eat them with plastic forks?

Originally Posted by raycarey

Maybe you could help?


And Ray, I've been curious about who that is in your avatar.

Who is that guy?

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

What does it mean shanked?

It's what happens when you pick the soap up in the showers.

Should I join a gang? What happens if I drop the soap in the showers.

Here's what Big Herc says:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pEzp-Bn1Lk

I think his next nick should be stretched ringpiece

Typical of the useless information your brain is overloaded with.

I haven’t watched it, I don’t need to. I’ve worked in prisons as a contractor. It is nothing to concern you. You will be in a soft cell for minor felons, none of whom will be more dangerous than you. It’s possible there will be a few lifers nearing their parole. They move them to a low category center as part of their rehab and de-institutionalization.

Stop reading, watching inconsequential shite. Your mind is a magnet for the banal, the stupid and the useless.

....including those who find it obsessively necessary to boringly reply in kind.

Originally Posted by Switch

Typical of the useless information your brain is overloaded with.

I haven’t watched it, I don’t need to. I’ve worked in prisons as a contractor. It is nothing to concern you. You will be in a soft cell for minor felons, none of whom will be more dangerous than you. It’s possible there will be a few lifers nearing their parole. They move them to a low category center as part of their rehab and de-institutionalization

Thats a crock of shit...... in the UK anyway.

At first they will shove you in the nearest holding prison, only then once youre inside will they do the administration and try and get you into a cat D for non violent offenders. You dont get put straight into open nicks, that can take weeks....to start with youre banged up with rapists and murderers and only see on the inmates cells their names and sentence, not their crime but you will see Life written on some doors.

^ sure wot he said most anywhere in the world.

On a UK induction Pizza Boy would have to strip down in front of the guards, take a shower, then bend over and pull his arse cheeks apart for the screws, get his uniform and bedding for his cell, then he will be taken from that cell to the doctor where he'll have to bend over and show his chocolate starfish again. Then if its like the UK he'll get to sit with all the new inmates and watch a safe sex Aids video starring a couple of fudge monkeys getting it on.

Then he'd be asked if he wanted to work or not. if you chose not to work you got a cell with no toilet, just a bowl to slop out in the morning and be banged up in that cell for 23 hours a day.

The hour you get out is for communal showering and where you dont wanna be dropping any soap, eating and for exercise walking around the yard, behind a metal fence you can see others exercising and getting spat on. Theyll be the peadophiles or people like Pizza in the hospital ward recovering from having his arsehole stitched up.

I worked mostly cat c prisons in U.K. Even the Ten percent lifers had it easy. Pizza boy will go on remand yes, with all that entails. Probably ask his cell mates how he can shoot video for outside consumption.
cat d is for white collar crims. He will probably end up the nearest place they have room, wherever that is in the USA.