I nominate Dragonfly as the cavalier invertebrate member.
Well, this is interesting.
I was going to write an anecdote about a dining experience I had in Wetherpoons this weekend, but I'm not sure it would garner the same interest.
Anyway, Pat and Punter will presently be receiving a Slapping©.
Sorry Dickie ... as great NZ Band
ZA ... don't dream it's over
(Just quietly, Dickie ... don't think it's over!)
Redded by cyrille for mentioning l was redded for claiming Za would post again....
Get a life, he says.....which is what l'm gonna do now.
^Butters is the 'etc.'
Slaps, you nailed it!! Have always loved your stories. This one was one of the bestest. But do some non Brits even know what a rounders bat is?!!
It is difficult being a woman on TD. not many of us. Some of us, me, have been through the wringer and back. But it was always with a sense of humour. I have been upset by some comments, but you get over those and get on with it. As I am sure some of the men have too.
Za, what can I say? I tried to give you advice, from my own experiences. You threw them back in my face. You think you are being made fun of? Of course you are, you brought it on yourself. Like Fluke has, like lots of people before you have. That's the way it works.
I still believe that she has been stalking him for the past 10 years. And didn't get it that he was married and happy etc. Made me a bit sad that she seemed to have basically stopped her own happiness in life "just in case" he "loved her".
But i empathised. Sounded a bit like me when i was 16 or 18. Not a grown up woman. I also told her she was a silly attention seeker.
Dickie, i wish you and your wife all the best for your big adventure!! And i hope you will let us sad forum fucks know how you are getting on!!
See, I can be nice. Even though Terry spurned my love for years!! My heart still broken.... I yearn for him every day!! And Gravey Davie.... another broken heart... So many gave me that forum wink. And i fell...!! Big time!!
Nothing wrong with a flat chest. I've lived with mine since the day i was born. I'd rather have a flat chest than a two inch penis.
Last edited by patsycat; 28-06-2017 at 08:30 AM.
At least I could have, once upon a time, changed my tittie department to be bigger with a simple operation. I would think changing penis size is a bit more complex!!
Oh how surprising.
You sure it's not another one of Luigi's hilarious niks just having a joke?
Pat you could be onto something , ^ how about asking her to prove that it's her that's returned and it isn't Lulu.
Luigi's already posted on the same thread within a suspicious timeframe
So sweet...
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