Thread: Our first soapie in Pattaya

Just because a woman can actually enjoy herself and explore sex with her husband, God forbid.

You lot are getting all strange about it, and rather old fashioned in your views. Amusing!!

You all talk about or make innuendos about your sexual prowess all over this Forum. But the minute a woman does it - you start sounding like Christian missionaries and calling her a man. A woman would never do that.... reach for the smelling salts.

Why? Because a woman actually talks about sex? Not like Za's teenage sex fantasies - but real down and dirty nekkid sex.

Does that hurt your widdle feelings?!!

She can lick out half the whoredom of Pattaya for all I care. But if she's for real, they got ripped off, meaning they don't follow directions very well. Earlier in her other thread, all was spelled out to her.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Does that hurt your widdle feelings?!!

but patsy , she has diddled the light fantasic

she should be seen and not screaming

what is wrong with the sin/spin cycle on the washing machine

we have to be careful as not to anger the g0ds

Okay, no pics...But what about the "soundtrack?"...Heh...

Originally Posted by patsycat

Does that hurt your widdle feelings?!!

exactly! Like preferring a dildo to her husband is something new...

Originally Posted by patsycat

Just because a woman can actually enjoy herself and explore sex with her husband, God forbid.

No, that would be great. But most here don't believe it's a woman. The clues are in "her" entire posting history and culminating in "her" stories. Very much male fantasy writing. I'm not saying that a real woman can't orgasm from a kiss, or can't orgasm ten times in as many minutes, or that she can't scream the house down, or that her natural breasts are so fullsome even after so many kids, ...but you have to admit, all in all it is quite remarkable.

Originally Posted by patsycat

You lot are getting all strange about it, and rather old fashioned in your views. Amusing!!

Nobody's getting strange! Showing warranted skepticism.

Originally Posted by patsycat

You all talk about or make innuendos about your sexual prowess all over this Forum

Now, don't make false accusations. I can think of only 2 or 3 members that do that. We all know who they are.

Originally Posted by patsycat

But the minute a woman does it - you start sounding like Christian missionaries and calling her a man. A woman would never do that.... reach for the smelling salts.

No prudes here (except perhaps the ones who take exception to other men mentioning their erections).

Originally Posted by patsycat

Why? Because a woman actually talks about sex?

No, because most of us suspect it is not a woman.

^I believe the orgasming & the screaming. The breast part, it's a bit dubious. She mentioned that she breastfed 5 kids, and she's a D cup. If you're a D cup, after 1 kid, there would be a bit of sag. If after 5 kids, then more sag. But then again, it depends on rhe duration of breastfeeding - was it 1 month, 6 months, 1 yr, etc? She also claims to pass the "pencil test".

I've seen a woman's boobies, after breastfeeding. My sis is a B cup. After breastfeeding 2 kids, then they weren't as firm as before - that's natural & part of motherhood.

I would believe the bargirls' curiosity abt her large, natural breasts (if the story is true). I had a Latina friend, very curvy. You could say she was overweight, but she had curves in all the right places. She's a D or E cup. She previously worked in Japan. She said that her Jap female friends were all amazed with her boobs, asking if they were real and would sometimes ask to touch them. She didn't mind the attention. She was very confident and often wore low-cut blouses.

Originally Posted by katie23

She also claims to pass the "pencil test".

After 5 kids! I wonder where she put the pencil...

[QUOTE="Sunshinelovers"]lost too much time getting the girls back to our Villa.


Check out a hotel called Penthouse .

Some rooms have 2 double beds, sex swings, jacuzzi and hammocks above the bed, what thats for i dunno

Originally Posted by Dillinger

and hammocks above the bed, what thats for i dunno

swingers, most likely...

Originally Posted by patsycat

You lot are getting all strange about it, and rather old fashioned in your views. Amusing!!

You all talk about or make innuendos about your sexual prowess all over this Forum.

That right?

You all talk about or make innuendos about your sexual prowess all over this Forum. But the minute a woman does it - you start sounding like Christian missionaries and calling her a man. A woman would never do that.... reach for the smelling salts.

Look, just because i have an engorged 10 inch cucumber penis and my testicles can pack 500cc of semen that i can shoot onto the ceiling doesnt mean that i have to boast about it. Some us are modest about our sexual prowess and its not my fault that women regularly moisten up, sometimes visibly, in my presence, I rarely mention my party trick habit of licking my eyebrows either.

So go easy on us men. We cant help being priapic sex gods ready to service any horny slut gagging for it at a seconds notice, and we really appreciate the gratitude they show too. We are not as selfish as some of you think.

I agree with patsycat.

No reason to believe this story is not true.

Soapy massage. Been there. Done that. A little slice of heaven.

Didn't lick out any whores but I did witness a female American friend do just that.

Originally Posted by misskit

Didn't lick out any whores but I did witness a female American friend do just that

a pinhole in the partition then...

^A door left open in a suite. Can never unsee that.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

hammocks above the bed, what thats for i dunno

Research a Thai Basket.....

Originally Posted by misskit

I agree with patsycat.

No reason to believe this story is not true.

I'm not buying it. This is all too perfect and the poster seems to know the audience. Why would someone come to this or any forum and post about some sex escapade?

Just sayin.

Originally Posted by misskit

but I did witness a female American friend do just that.

and it is chubbies all round again with the addition of tax's 12 inch cucumber

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Why would someone come to this or any forum and post about some sex escapade?

probably becasue they were encouraged to do so by multiple members in the thread where she asked for advice about the pattaya scene

Heh...Who gives a fook if it's true or not?...Are you kidding?...It's the Buffalo Board, ffs...A distant "subsidiary" of the internet...

It's a great story, either way...

It's a great story, either way...

Women pays prostitute for sex. And has sex.

Not really one of the all time best, to be honest.

^ Enough cunts on this thread...555...

Originally Posted by Passing Through

It's a great story, either way...

Women pays prostitute for sex. And has sex.

Not really one of the all time best, to be honest.

especially since its all made up like some torrid sex paper back novel or at least an attempt at. They need some Somtaslap writing wisdom. Make it an isaan story...

Originally Posted by baldrick

and it is chubbies all round again with the addition of tax's 12 inch cucumber

Im sure he said it was 10 inches......

Did it feel bigger than that?

Someone took a bite...

Good on them for doing What they wanted too do.........