The Best National Anthems

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La Marseillaise.



This is an indisputable fact alongside others widely known such as Ouagadougou being the best named capital city, and the appellation of Ajax Amsterdam combining awe and simplicity with the greatest moniker in the football world.

[Mendip]

I've never understood why 'Rule Britannia' isn't our National Anthem, it's catchy, upbeat and positive... much better than the awful dirge we have to put up with.

[Mendip]

Or 'Land of Hope and Glory'.


But maybe I'm living in the past?

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I've never understood why 'Rule Britannia' isn't our National Anthem, it's catchy, upbeat and positive... much better than the awful dirge we have to put up with.

Isn't it just a dirge?

My own personal choice would be Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley though.



Returning to the subject of national anthems, The Olympics is great as it always throws up some really good ones that you would never have heard.

My own personal favourite is the Kazakh one.

[cyrille]

The words to Rule Britannia are bonkers.

It should be Land of Hope and Glory.

Or The Liquidator.

[Mendip]

^ Who listens to the lyrics?

Most National Anthems are in a foreign language, anyway.

[cyrille]

^ Who listens to the lyrics?

Can you imagine football players even pretending to sing this?

When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Arose from out the azure main,
Arose arose from out the azure main,
This was the charter, the charter of the land,
And Guardian Angels sang this strain:
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful from each foreign stroke,
More dreadful, dreadful from each foreign stroke,
As the loud blast that tears the skies
Serves but to root thy native oak.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;
All their attempts to bend thee down
All their, all their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse, arouse thy generous flame,
But work their woe and thy renown.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
The Muses, with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy coasts repair.
Shall to thy happy, happy coasts repair.
Blest isle! with matchless,
with matchless beauty crowned,
And manly hearts to guard the fair.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never will be slaves.

[Mendip]

True enough, Manchester supporters would only understand every 5th word.

But the chorus is great, why don't we just use that? It would speed things up a bit as well at 2am when I'm desperately trying to stay awake for kick off.

[hallelujah]

True enough, Manchester supporters would only understand every 5th word

At least we wouldn't need pictures unlike those country folk.

[hallelujah]

Magical, magical Egypt.





Anyway, the coalface is calling once again...

[david44]

A parody of Lenin leading the old USSR Soviet anthem from the film Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy a remake of the classic thriller. The author David Cornwell my erstwhile neighbour in Lamorna appears holding a beer on the right of this famous scene where MI5 staff Xmas party.

A wonderful irony was at the time John Le Carre wrote some of the UK intelligence was riddled with moles, double/triple agents, turncoats, commies, wickdipping, honey traps, shirtlifting de rigeur and just plain greed, as revelations of Poliakoff, Ames, Golitsyn et al later showed. Despite oddly similar origins and age he has weathered far better than I in the handsome man department

Enuff waffle the songs a belter, fine for the Odessa steps or Storming a Winter Moose

[david44]

Best mouthed drunk at Landsdown Rd prior to mangling Saxons!

[BLD]

The Chinese national anthems the worst one. It's a cacophony of about a million of them clearing there throat noisily in the morning , hack , cough, spit. Haack cough spit repeat
Shocking fookers. Innit Harry. I'm sure he will agree
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[Joe 90]

The Liquidator.

Excellent suggestion!

Instead of shouting Chelsea we could shout England!

[malmomike77]

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I remember being asked to write the English to this when I was doing A Level French (not very well).



Aux armes, citoyens!

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Are there any French speakers here?



nah

listened to it again

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She really gets into gear at 1.13 with the lowlights arguably being at 1.30 and 1.54.

[Iceman123]

That was fuckin’ shocking ��

[helge]

I like the seppo one for it's sarcasm.

And the aussie one:

[Switch]

I like Australian culture.

”This ‘eres a Wattle.
the emblem of our land.

You can stick it in a bottle
or ‘old it in your ‘and!

Fashionably plant based and faux PC.

[cyrille]

Surprise surprise...

‘I was drunk’: Ingrid Andress responds to criticism of national anthem performance | Music | The Guardian

[bsnub]

I like Australian culture.

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This is hairs standing on end brilliant.





Not a day goes by when I don't praise the Lord for being Scottish.