Thread: The TD Annual Be Nice Day - 24 May

Originally Posted by Luigi

Still, it ain't the language you'd expect from a fully trained professional paramedic

dunno - he was black

and them coloured boys can get a bit feisty

So, if I get this right, by popular vote today is "cunty piss flaps" day?

Happy Be Nice Day Everybody.

I wonder how red smeggums repo box is today.

not as many as there should be

Originally Posted by baldrick

not as many as there should be

Same here unfortunately.

Originally Posted by Luigi

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Originally Posted by crackerjack101
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Originally Posted by Luigi
It was tennis with Nooners.

It quickly turned into death threats.
Really ?
Yes.

To be fair, death threats might be a slight exaggeration, after the invite for a game of tennis was turned down it was more like:

I'd grab you by the ears and smash your face in with my knee you shit.
I'd foking kill you in a second you little kunt.


Still, it ain't the language you'd expect from a fully trained professional paramedic and golf course manager.
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Had Smeg ever met Noons ?

Having to suffer the keyboard version of the repetitive runt is bad enough. Noon was smart enough to avoid smeggles.

Originally Posted by Luigi

To be fair, death threats might be a slight exaggeration, after the invite for a game of tennis was turned down it was more like:

I'd grab you by the ears and smash your face in with my knee you shit.
I'd foking kill you in a second you little kunt

Assuming that's him in the toilet pic - some wimpy little fuck with shoulders like a rattlesnake - he'd have trouble bruising an over-ripe avocado.

Unless besides being a golf pro and globe trotting wildcat with occasional black paramedic duties, he's also a 3 division world champion MMA fighter .

Last time I saw Noon he'd obviously been focusing on getting fit. He'd crush that slug smeg with ease these days. Weight training v selfies in a toilet.

I think y'all a bunch of lovely upstanding members of the community.
There you go, I did 'nice'.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Last time I saw Noon he'd obviously been focusing on getting fit. He'd crush that slug smeg with ease these days. Weight training v selfies in a toilet.

I've known Noons for quite a while. Yes, he's pretty fit but he's also pretty bloody tough.
One of those little blokes who, when the red haze of anger drops down over them goes totally fucin ballistic.

I'd pay good money to see little smeggums try and take him on.

Originally Posted by Auroria

Happy Be Nice Day Everybody.

Where is Sir William of Indo?...

^ Prince William?

Maybe an annual Teakdoor Meet Up and Fight Day can be introduced to the calendar.

Well that went as expected

There should be some sort of scale that measures each member's useful posts against their abusive/stalking/vindictive posts. Anyone higher than 50% abusive posts should be banned, which would see a lot of the forum dross removed and the forum become more valuable.

I think this forum has got worse recently with 75% of it pure shitslinging which is of interest and value to nobody other than the idiots doing it. God knows if TD is worth anything now, but I'd actually want to be paid to take it on in its present state and would see owning it & being responsible for it (especially considering Topper's circumstances) as more of a liability than an asset.

Not advocating the mimicking of TV BTW. It's as dull as dishwater. A happy medium is best.

Originally Posted by Immigrunt

I think this forum has got worse recently with 75% of it pure shitslinging which is of interest and value to nobody other than the idiots doing it.

It does beg the question, why are you here posting all day everyday.

Well that went as expected

There should be some sort of scale that measures each member's useful post

Just turn on your repo and you will see the scale of usefulness of your own posts.

Say ten Hail Marys and fist yourself as a penance for being such a simpleton.

So this is another Smeg makes himself look like a tard thread.

I suppose the retort will be that actually he's making us look like tards, but only he can see how, due to his extensively researched MA thesis on the forum and its posters.

Originally Posted by DrB0b

Originally Posted by Immigrunt

There should be some sort of scale that measures each member's useful posts against their abusive/stalking/vindictive posts

There is. It's cslled the repo system. You, Smeg, being the most disliked and despised poster in TD history should know all about it.

Why are you hiding yours then? Disingenuous old goat.

What about vindictive emails to poster's bosses, how should they be measured?


I mean, you'd have to be pretty fokin' pwned to do that.

That's better Bob - did you just realise the absurdity of you post

Originally Posted by Luigi

What about vindictive emails to poster's bosses, how should they be measured?


I mean, you'd have to be pretty fokin' pwned to do that.

Luigi, sometimes your logic escapes me. What else can a reasonable man do if someone they do not know refuses to meet up for tennis